The Curse of Monkey Island – The Barbary Coast Getting the Scissors

by Christine Cain about 27 minutes to read

Walkthrough

Part

The

Demise of the Zombie Pirate Le Chuck

On Le Chuck’s Ship

that it’s good ol’ Wally, the cartographer from Monkey Island II!

Even though it’s nice to see him, you’re going to have to break his little

heart and tell him he’s “a failure as a pirate.”

Fake Plastic Pirate Hook. Pick it up, then pick up the ram rod on

the back wall. Go into your inventory and attach the PLASTIC HOOK

to the RAMROD. This combination creates a GAFF, which you’ll be needing

shortly.

Use the Cannon. You’ll get

a behind-the-cannon view out the port hole. It’s up to you to make cannon-fodder

out of each of Le Chuck’s skeleton crew in the boats below.

To lower the cannon and fire at the boats closer to you, move you mouse

upward. To fire farther and raise the cannon, move your mouse downward.

the porthole to look out. There’s a thing labaled as “debris” flaoting

to the right, and a disgruntled talking skull on a plank to the left.

Get the GAFF out of your inventory and use it to retrieve the DEBRIS, which

is a SKELETON ARM holding a CUTLASS. Then use the GAFF on that annoying

TALKING SKULL.

You need to find a way out of this

place! In the meantime, you should try practicing with your new weapon

and use the CUTLASS on the RESTRAINT ROPE on the cannon. Then, FIRE

the CANNON.

Escape the Sinking

Ship

of the PORTRAIT of Le Chuck. It’s a BAG OF WOODEN NICKELS. There’s

a huge diamond RING behind the bag. Pick up the diamond RING.

hole.

Part

The

Curse Gets Worse

On Plunder Island

right of the statuesque Elaine. The Fort is just in front of you,

but you’ll never be able to fix the bridge or go there. (Sigh…)

Voodoo Markings on thtree toward The Swamp.

The Swamp

How’d he get up there? He says he’s “Murray, the invincible demonic skull.”

Allrighty then. Head into the wrecked ship in front of you.

the floor. Pick up the PIN and the PASTE.

on the couter to pick up a PACK OF GUM. Mmmm…Jerky flavor!

Voodoo Lady, from the past two Monkey Island games, will appear to fill

in all of the details. Apparently, while you were chatting with Murray,

the mangy pirates in Danker Cove have stolen Elaine! In addition to finding

her now, you’ll need to lift the ring’s curse byt getting Elaine

another Diamond Ring of equal or greater value. There’s one on Blood Island,

but you’re going to need a map, a crew, and a ship. (Just for fun,

when you leave the Voodoo Lady’s ship, you can toss Murray a piece of gum

to blow bubbles with.)

In Puerto Pollo

The Theater

MAGIC WAND. Use the MAGIC WAND with the MAGIC HAT. Presto! Pick up the

BOOK in the MAGIC HAT. Go to your inventory and examine the BOOK. It’s

the “A, Mmmm, C’s of Ventriloquism”.

next to the door. First, open the pocket and take the GLOVE. Then, look

at the coat’s shoulder to discover some unslightly DANDRUFF. Pick

up the DANDRUFF. It’s not dandruff, it’s….ewwwww! LICE!

Now go to the right and talk to the

ACTOR. His name is Slappy Cromwell and he actually knows someone who knows

how to get to Blood Island. Grill him for info, then move on to…

The Barbary Coast

Getting the Scissors

That’s quite a snazzy pair of scissors

in the ceiling above the barber! Problem is that the barber isn’t just

going to give them to you. First, you’ve got to get his snooty customer,

Captain Rottingham, out of the chair. Watch how the barber keeps sitting

his comb down and looking away at a book. When the COMB is on the

table, use the LICE on the COMB.

talk to the barber and introduce yourself. The barber’s name is Haggis

McMutton. Ask him for a haircut and you’ll take a seat in his chair. When

he looks at his book, use the HANDLE on the barber chair once to lift the

chair slightly. The next time Haggis looks away, Pick up the PAPERWEIGHT

on the book. Guybrush will knock it away with his toe, sending Haggis off

to look for another paperweight. Now’s your chance! Use the HANDLE

to raise the chair several times until you reach the ceiling, then grab

the SCISSORS!

Getting the Jawbreaker from

Cuthroat Bill

That Jawbreaker is gonna come in

super handy later! To get it, push Bill. He’ll begin choking on it, so

do the Guybrush Threepwood maneuver on him and push him again. The JAWBREAKER

will fall to the floor.

Getting Edward “Snugglecakes”

VanHelgen to Join the Crew

Edward wants a captain who can sufficiently

insult him and then best him in duel. Use your GLOVE and give him

a good slap, just like in the movies. Edward will take you to the

battlefield.

When he shows you the three open

pistol cases, don’t select any of them. If you do, he will ALWAYS

beat you in the pistol duel. Instead, look at the middle gun box and then

specifically at the BOX LID. Close the BOX LID and choose the BANJO CASE

behind the pistol cases. You’re about to try Dueling Banjos. It’s recommended

that you get a piece of paper and pencil for this one.

When Edward plucks several strings

in succession, he’s going to pause momentarily and pluck one individual

note. You’ll need to remember which note he plucked, because you’ll have

to repeat everything he does. The easiest way is this: there are five strings.

Think of the top string as 1, the next as 2, and so on down to five. Whenever

he plucks a single note, write it down. Also, it’s helpful to write

them one on top of the next so you don’t lose your place when playing the

notes back. It’s random which strings you get, but you’ll always

get three rounds. For example, here’s one of my Banjo Duels:

*R 1*	*R 2*	R3
1	3	5
5	1	3
5	2	5
2	2	1
	4	1
		3

Even though you’ve proved you can

rock with the rest of the pirates, Edward is just a bit too good for his

own good. While he brings the house down, walk to the GUN PILE, pick up

a PISTOL, and in the good name of sportsmanship, fire at Eddie VanHelgen’s

Banjo. That will win his respect. (And it’s just then that you realize

he may be the father of a long line of infamous guitarists. Hmmmm…)

Getting Cuthroat Bill to Join

the Crew

You will need a piece of treasure

in order to lure Bill onto the crew. That piece of treasure is a

GOLD TOOTH, which is found in the Chicken Restaurant next to the lemonade

stand. See below.

1) Getting a Reservation Slip

to Longbeard’s Chicken

Now that you’ve got the scissors,

go to the lemonade stand and use the SCISSORS on the MYSTERIOUS FLOWERS

to the right of the vats. (If you’ve examined the FLOWERS, use the

SCISSORS on the IPECAC FLOWERS.) Then, use the SCISSORS on the UNDERGROWTH.

Hmmm…what’s the Snake Sign for?

What possible harm could a snake….

2) Getting Out of the Snake

See the huge lump to your left? First,

pick up the FABERGE EGG. Then pick up the VACUUM CLEANER ATTACHMENTS.

Finally, pick up LOTS-O-STUFF.

Check your inventory. You’ll find

all sorts of interesting items, but the one you’ll need to use is the PANCAKE

SYRUP. Use the IPECAC FLOWER with the PANCAKE SYRUP to make IPECAC SYRUP.

Then use the IPECAC SYRUP with the SNAKE HEAD. Once expelled, you

can use the RESEVATION SLIP for Longbeard’s Chicken that you just got out

of the Snake’s tummy. But first…

3) Getting Out of the Quicksand

Pick up the THORN from the THORNY

PLANT in front of you. To your right, pick up a REED. Now go into your

inventory and combine the THORN with the REED to create a PEA SHOOTER.

Then, combine the PAPERWEIGHT with the HELIUM BALLOON. Blow on the

balloon to send it floating to the vine to the left. Finally, use the PEA

SHOOTER on the balloon and grab the LIFE SAVING VINE.

4) Getting the Gold Tooth

Even though you end up in Danjer

Cove, walk back to the right and return to Puerto Pollo. You can

finally get into Longbeard’s Chicken (to the right of the lemonade stand)

with your RESERVATION SLIP.

First, get s BISCUIT from the biscuit

barrel to the right. Go into your inventory and eat the bicuit. Ewwww…gross!

Now you’ve got MAGGOTS.

Go to the closed walk-up window in

the left, to the left of the table with the skeleton. Pick up the PIE PAN

and the BISCUIT CUTTER. Now, talk to and push the QUIET PATRON. After going

through the gratuitous Grim Fandango promo, remove the SERRATED BREAD KNIFE

from the skeleton’s back.

Getting the Club Membership

Card

If you’ve talked to the Cabana Boy

on the beach, you know you can’t get into the club without a membership

card. And if you’ve talked to Longbeard about it, he’ll tell you he lost

his memebrship card while cooking. That GROSS CHICKEN on the table is probably

to blame. Use the MAGGOTS on the GROSS CHICKEN to find the MEMBERSHIP CARD.

Longbeard mentioned wanting something

crunchy to chew on, so give him the JAWBREAKER you got from Cuthroat Bill.

That will loosen his Gold Tooth. Now he carves something chewy, so give

him a piece of GUM. Longbeard will blow bubbles, making his loose Gold

Tooth an obvious sillohuette in each bubble. When he blows a bubble, use

the PIN on it to pop it and send the Gold Tooth to the floor. Pick up the

GOLD TOOTH and go into you inventory.

Longbeard won’t let you leave with

his gold tooth, so you’ll have to sneak it out. In you inventory, chew

the GUM. A gum wad appears in your inventory. Use the tooth with the CHEWED

GUM. Inhale the HELIUM BALLOON, then chew the CHEWED GUM and GOLD

TOOTH. This will send a helium-filled gum bubble floating out the open

window above the door, gold tooth safely hidden inside.

When you get outside, search the MUDPUDDLE

to the left of Longbeard’s door with the PIE PAN. Finally, bring the GOLD

TOOTH to Cuthroat Bill.

Getting Haggis McMutton to Join

the Crew

Haggis wants you to defeat him in

a test of strength – the Caber Toss. If you’ve never seen this before,

it’s basically tossing heavy tree trunks end over end. The chances

of Guybrush being able to lift even one end is slim. Time to cheat!

Go to the duelling field (in Puerto

Pollo, go through the arch to the right of the Theater). Go to the right

and use your BISCUIT CUTTER on the RUBBER TREE. This will give you a rubber

plug which you’ll use in the boat in Danjer Cove.

Go the Grassy Knoll. Use the SERRATED

BREAD KNIFE with the SAW HORSE. The Keg o Rum will roll into the tree and

break leabing a rather convenient flammable trail in its wake. Whip out

that BURNING EMBER and light the TRAIL OF RUM. This send that Rubber Tree

onto the Pile of Cabers you’ll be using in your caber toss with Haggis.

Now all you’ve got to do is ask Haggis to compete with you and you’ve got

your whole crew.

The Beach

Getting the Oil

Now that you have the MEMBERSHIP

CARD from Longbeard’s Chicken, you can finally get a few TOWELS from the

basket. Specifcally, get THREE TOWELS. Now, use the TOWELS in the ICE BUCKET

on the BUS CART. Wet towels make great rat tails, so try those WET

TOWELS on the CABANA BOY. Guess he didn’t like them. Now pick up

the OIL and head to the beach.

Getting Across the Sand

If you’ve tried setting foot toward

the man on the towel, you’ll discover a new tropical dance which involves

a lot of hopping and yelping. Use your WET TOWELS three times with the

HOT SAND to make an impromptu bridge.

1) Getting the Map to Blood

Island

This agent, Palido Domingo, is quite

shifty and rude. He has the map to Blood Island tatooed on his back, but

he may not tell you. Either way, take the mug from him and leave through

the gate.

2) Getting the Pitcher and Bottomless

Mug

Go to the lemonade stand with the

little cheat, Kenny Foulmouth, behind the desk. Use your MUG with the (BOTTOMLESS)

MUG on the table. Then, order a lemonade. For once, you’ll actually

get to drink it. This upsets the little thief and he runs away,

leaving you free to take his PITCHER. Use the PITCHER with the DYE

VAT on the right.

Return to Palido by going to Brimstone

Beach. Give him the BOTTOMLESS MUG. Then, use the PITCHER WITH RED DYE

on the MUG, giving him a nice beet red appearance. He’ll flip over, revealing

his back and the map. Pour the OIL on his back. This gives him a good sun

burn, so you can peel the MAP off of his back. Ewwww…

Danjer Cove

Fixing the Boat

There’s a hole in the rowboat…isn’t

that always the way? Use the paste on the RUBBER PLUG you got from the

duelling field, then use the PLUG with the HOLE. Row on out to the Pirate

Ship.

Getting the Treasure Map

Use the SERRATED BREAD KNIFE with

the PLANK above your head. Then, climb up onto the ship. Here you’ll meet

the infamous Mr. Fossy, the secondmate to the dread Pirate LeCh-!

He’ll drag out the tar and feathers and you’ll be looking fairly chicken-like.

Pay a visit to Longbeard, telling

him you’re the El Pollo Diablo! He’ll bag you in a bucket and you’ll wake

up in the Pirate Ship’s hold. Looks like the dread Pirate LeCh! is really

Captain Le Chimp. Use your VENTRILOQUISM BOOK with MR. FOSSY to send him

away. Pick u the MAP in the vase on the table. Leave through the PORTHOLE

behind the Bucket of Chicken.

The Theater

The Light Puzzle

Now that you have the Treasure Map,

you ccan solve the light puzzle (walk up the stairs behind the Magic Hat).

Flip the switch and press the buttons exactly as the map instructs:

SE, NW, W, S, E, NE, NE, E, SW (Notice

the guest appearance by Max of Sam and Max.)

Elaine is buried on the stage! But

you’ve got to get that awful Slappy Cromwell act offstage ASAP. He’s juggling

now and is going to come for his cannon balls soon. They’re in that chest

that was previously shut next to the door. Pour the OIL over them.

When Slappy has slippied offstage,

get out there, pick up the SHOVEL and DIG!

Part

Three

Sheets to the Wind

Singing Silliness

crew is not quite what you expected. While Rottingham was insulting you

quite painfully, they were spotting breaching whales off the bow. Then

they break out into this goofy song. No matter what you say , they’re able

to find some silly rhyme to the last word of your sentence. Since trying

to reason with them is getting you nowhere, here’s a ditty that will leave

them stumped,

“We’ll surely avoid scurvy if we all

eat an ORANGE.” That’ll teach ’em.

Battle!!!

you to get as close as possible to other ships and blow them out o’ the

water! Basically, that about covers it. That and every time you get a “ship

loaded with booty”, you can go back to Puerto Pollo and upgrade your cannons

at Kenny Foulmouth’s lemonade-turned-heavy artillery stand. The pirate

ships you’ll come up against are:

Really Not Fearsome Pirates

Mildly Fearsome Pirates

Semi-Fearsome Pirates

Fearsome Pirates

Pretty Fearsome Pirates

Really Fearsome Pirates

and

Captain Rottingham

When you win a cannon fight and board

the ship, you’re going to have to learn how to insult sword fight. Monkey

Island 1 vets may remember this exchange, but now it’s just a bit harder.

Insult Sword Fighting

to have to lose in order to learn the full insult. You’ll receive an insult

and then, you’ll have to lose the first round. Board another ship and say

that insult to the next pirate who will hopefully reply with the correct

response for you. If he comes back with “I’m shakin, I’m shakin!” or “You

are rubber, I am glue,” you’ll have to try the insult on other pirates

until you learn the response. Here are all of the insults I collected and

their responses:

Fearsome Pirate Insults

Every enemy

I’ve met, I’ve annihilated!

With your

breath, I’m sure they all suffocated.

You’re as repulsive

as a monkey in a negligee.

I look THAT

much like your fiancee?

Would you like

to be buried or cremated?

With you

around, I’d prefer to be fumigated.

Heaven preserve

me, you look like something that’s died!

The only

way you’ll be preserved is in formaldehyde.

I’ll skewer

you like a sow at a buffet.

When I’m

done with YOU, you’ll be a boneless fillet!

Killing you

would be justifiable homicide.

Then killing

you must be justifiable fungicide.

Engarde! Touché!

Oh, that’s

SO cliché!

Throughout the

Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!

Too bad

they’re all fabricated.

When your father

first saw you, he must’ve been mortified.

At least

mine can be identified.

You can’t match

my witty repartee.

I could

if you would use some breath spray.

I can’t rest

until you’ve been exterminated!

Then perhaps

you should switch to decaffeinated.

You’re the ugliest

monster ever created.

If you don’t

count all the ones you’ve dated.

I’ll leave you

devastated, mutilated, and perforated.

Your odor

alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated!

Coming face

to face with me must leave you petrified.

Is that

your face? I thought it was your backside!

I’ll hound you

night and day!

Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!

(??? I can’t

give any of the pirates to give me the last insult.)

Rottingham Insults

My attacks have left entire

islands depopulated.

With your

breath, I’m sure they all suffocated.

You have the

sex appeal of a sharpee.

I look THAT

much like your fiancee?

I’ll give you

a choice: you can be gutted or decapitated.

With you

around, I’d prefer to be fumigated.

Nothing on this

earth can save your hide!

The only

way you’ll be preserved is in formaldehyde.

Your lips look

like they belong on the catch of the day.

When I’m

done with YOU, you’ll be a boneless fillet!

When I’m done

with you, you’ll be rotted and putrefied.

Then killing

you must be justifiable fungicide.

Your mother

wears a toupee!

Oh, that’s

SO cliché!

My skills with

a sword are highly venerated.

Too bad

they’re all fabricated.

You’re a disgrace

to your species, you’re so undignified.

At least

mine can be identified.

Nothing can

stop me from blowing you away.

I could

if you would use some breath spray.

Your stench

would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!

Then perhaps

you should switch to decaffeinated.

Your looks would

make a pig nauseated.

If you don’t

count all the ones you’ve dated.

I can’t tell

which of my traits has you most intimidated.

Your odor

alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated!

Never before

have I faced someone so sissified!

Is that

your face? I thought it was your backside!

You’ll find

I’m dogged and relentless to my prey!

Then be

a good dog. Sit! Stay!

I have never

lost a melee’.

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Walkthrough

Part

The

Bartender

The

Thieves

his

Aunt

and

her

Lover

The Shipwreck

adventure game, go figure. Pick up the BOTTLE in the sand.

The Hotel

Getting a Straight Flush from the Fortune Teller

of Tarot cards that are going to come in handy very soon. Talk to her about

your future and she’ll read your fortune. When she draws the TAROT CARD

of death, pick it up. Then, have her give you four more readings. You should

have five TAROT CARDS. (NOTE: This is also a foreshadowing that it

will be necessary for you to “die” to complete a few puzzles.)

Getting the Hangover Cure

The bartender behind the counter

probably has a great story to tell you, if only he weren’t so hung over!

There’s a RECIPE BOOK on the bar. Move the cursor around the right side

of the page until it becomes a wide bending red arrow. Flip through the

book to page 8. For the Hangover Cure, you’re going to need

One (1) Egg

Beach)

Pepper – (found at the Windmill)

Hair of the Dog That Bit ‘Ya –

(found on the dog in the Cemetery)

Cemetery

…which is out the front door of

the hotel and straight back. Go past all of the tombstones to the left

until you reach the area with the dog and the shack. On the pile of wooden

stuff on the far left, pick up the MALLET and the CHISEL.

Getting the Hair of the Dog

that Bit You

Check your inventory for the HALF-EATEN-MAGGOTY-BISCUIT,

then give it to the OLD DOG. Now that he’s “bitten” you, grab some

of his SMELLY DOG HAIR. The next item on the list is a pepper, which can

be found at the…

Windmill

Pick a PEPPER from the bush on the

right side of the windmill. Then go to the…

Beach

…and use the CUSHION with the ROCKS

under the RUBBER TREE. Use the MALLET on the RUBBER TREE to get the EGG

in the nest to fall onto the cushion. Pick up the EGG and return to the…

Hotel

…and give the EGG, PEPPER, and

SMELLY DOG HAIR to the Bartender. Suddenly, he’s a happy bartender by the

name of Griswold Goodsoup who gives you the rest of his HANGOVER REMEDY.

The cap is on really tight, so use the CHISEL on the HANGOVER REMEDY (HEAD-B-CLEAR)

to remove it.

Talk to him about the resort, his

family, business, and the Lost Diamond. Apparently, it’s in the Cemetery,

in one of the Crypts. But the only way into the Crypt would be to (gulp!)…

die. (Just your luck.)

Getting an Umbrella

Go downstairs and order a drink from

Griswold, but request “a big fruity drink with an umbrella in it.”

He doesn’t have any of the normal tiny paper umbrellas, but he does have

a regular black UMBRELLA. Pick that puppy up and take the TIP JAR.

Then, it’s time to…

Prove You’re a Goodsoup to Griswold

Part One

First, go upstairs and into the door

on the left. Use the MALLET on the NAIL in the rip in the wall. Now

walk back out through the door to find the PORTRAIT on the floor. Pick

up the NAIL and the PORTRAIT. Use the SCISSORS on the PORTRAIT. Then, use

the PORTRAIT on the left door. Walk through this door and look through

the PORTHOLE. Griswold will admire the portrait, which for some reason,

bears a striking resemblance now. You’ll just need one more thing to prove

your Goodsoup heritage.

Part Two

Order another drink from Griswold.

When he slaps it down on the counter, add some HEAD-B-CLEAR to the

drink and slug it down. Papapeashu! Even though you aren’t really dead,

the gravedigger will throw you into a crypt. Nuts, it isn’t a Goodsoup

crypt. Ah well.

You’re in the coffin in the lower-right.

Use the CHISEL on the COFFIN LID to get out. Those nails sure look handy.

Take each of the NAILS from the coffin you just got out of. (Creepy.)

You’re just going to have to deal with the undead since you’re locked in

here. Use the CHISEL on the COFFIN in the middle of the room. OH NO!!!!

Remember Stan from MI2? You locked him in there a while back?

Walk out of the crypt toward the hotel,

then straight back to the Cemetery. Stan has magically transformed the

dreary dusty crypt into a dreary neon-lit Life Insurance office. Buy a

LIFE INSURANCE POLICY under the Goodsoup name by giving Stan the

GOLD TOOTH. Also, take the LAMINATED BUSINESS CARD from Stan.

Getting into the Locked Room

(Part 2 Continued)

Go to the second floor of the Hotel

and use the LAMINATED BUSINESS CARD on the locked DOOR.

In the Locked Room (Part 2 Continued)

Pull down the BED. Use the COFFIN

NAILS on the BED to keep it held down. Nail it down for sure with the single

NAIL that used to hold the portrait on the wall. Pick up the BOOK. This

is the Goodsoup family history. Read it and go downstairs to talk to Griswold.

Say “Uncle Griswold, it’s me! Don’t you recognize me?” The conversation

should turn around to the Goodsoup family history and Griswold will accept

you as a Goodsoup family member.

Order a drink, then spike it with

the HEAD-B-CLEAR. Bottoms up!

Goodsoup Family

Crypt

(Be sure to check out the CRUMBLING HOLE for a great Monkey Island flashback.)

none other than Minnie Goodsoup, Griswold’s deceased Aunt. Long story short,

she won’t give up that engagement ring until she’s married. That’s just

great…

Move on to the left. MURRAY! (How

is this guy getting around?) Pick up the CROWBAR and MURRAY. Then,

look through the CRACK.

Getting Out of the Goodsoup

Crypt

It’s the gravedigger. He refuses

to let you out because he’s convinced you’re playing a prank on him. Time

to scare the bejeezus out of him. Use the SKELETON ARM with the PASTE.

Stick that gooey arm through the crack and pick up the LANTERN. Finally,

use the LANTERN with MURRAY. The gravedigger will unlock the gate in no

time!

Getting a Fiancee’ for Aunt

Goodsoup, the Ring, and LOTS OF MONEY!

Return to the Hotel and go into the

back room. Check the FILE CABINET for your DEATH CERTIFICATE. (While

you’re in here, use the CHISEL on the WHEEL ‘O CHEESE. You never

know when a hunk of nacho cheese is going to come in handy.

Then head upstairs into the room with

skeleton. Use the CROWBAR on the BOARDED HOLE behind the bed. Finally,

use the CROWBAR on the BED itself to launch the skeleton through the hole.

Turns out the skeleton was Charles

DeGoulash, Minnie Goodsoup’s long lost love! (Woo hoo!) After a hasty wedding

proposal, the ENGAGEMENT BAND is left defenseless for Crypt, uh… spelunkers

such as yourself.

Next, visit Stan. Show him your DEATH

CERTIFICATE to collect LOTS OF MONEY.

Strange Lights

(aka: the Village)

Getting into the Ceremony

the buffet table. Walk to the right and pick up the AUGER and the

MEASURING CUP. Use the AUGER on the BLOCK OF TOFU to make a TOFU MASK.

Put the TOFU MASK on and head up the hill to the ceremony.

Watch the Veggie sacrifice and then

step up to make an offering. Use the HUNK OF NACHO CHEESE with the MASSIVE

SEETHING CALDERA (the lava). Uh-oh…LACTOSE INTOLERANCE!!! You’ve

just caused the lava to flow across the island. But on the bright side,

you’ve just caused the lava to flow across the island!

Ship Wreck

Getting the Lotion

he says he’ll trade you a sticky tar-like substance for the LOTION. Then,

go to the Hotel’s front deck to check out the new lava flow under the BARBECUE.

Use the UN-MELTED HUNK O’ NACHO CHEESE in the COOKING POT. Then pick up

the COOKING POT to take it to Haggis and get the LOTION.

Elaine

the LOTION with the CURSED DIAMOND RING.

The Lighthouse

Fixing the Light

a good light. Go to the Windmill and use the UMBRELLA on the WINDMILL BLADES.

Then, open the JAR and use the JAR on the BARREL, which contains sugar

water. Use the CHISEL on the JAR LID to poke air holes. Finally,

return to Elaine’s Clearing and set the JAR OF WATER on the STUMP. Use

the JAR LID with the FIREFLIES.

Fixing the Mirror

Go to the Hotel and get the MIRROR

next to Griswold from behind the bar. He won’t let you walk out of the

room with it, so order another drink and spike it with the HEAD-B-CLEAR

for a dramatic exit. When you wake up i the Goodsoup crypt, head to the

Lighthouse.

Put the new MIRROR over the old and

the FIREFLIES where the light was.

The Beach

Making a Compass

Go through the door in the back of

the hotel and get the MAGNET off of the fridge. Then, bite

the CORK out of the BOTTLE from the shipwreck. Use the PIN with the MAGNET,

then put the PIN in the CORK.

USe the MEASURING CUP with the SEA

WATER. Lastly, drop the CORK into the MEASURING CUP.

Mysterious Figure

Talk to the Mysterious Figure to

find he is a ferryman known as the Lost Welshman. Give the COMPASS to him

for a ride to Skull Island.

Skull Island

rock face, shrug, and go up the hill. Talk to the Wench Operator and get

on the platform. Gosh, he sure doesn’t inspire confid-DEEENCCCCCEEE!!!

Quick!!! Open your UMBRELLA!

Once inside Smuggler’s Cove, let the

boys know how much money you’re packing.

Winning the Hand of Poker

You need that Diamond. Put up your

“Lots O’ Money” and start the game. When you get your hand, lay down your

five TAROT CARDS for five of a kind. Of course, a sort of scuffle ensues,

but you’ll make it out in one piece.

Get back in the Ferryman’s boat, return

to the island, and visit Elaine. Use the DIAMOND with the ENGAGEMENT BAND.

Then use the COMPLETED DIAMOND RING on Elaine’s LEFT RING FINGER.

Walkthrough

Part

Kiss

of the Spider Monkey

Hostage in the

Big Whoop Sky Cart

Le Chuck’s long-winded evil tyranny speech, open the door and walk out.

But, something’s not right. Feelin’ kinda…hmmm. Small or something.

Short People Got

No Reason

result of this “kid spell” Le Chuck tossed on ya’. But we all know the

HEAD-B-CLEAR recipe by now, right? C’mon, say it with me:

One (1) Egg

Pepper

Hair of the Dog That Bit ‘Ya

Getting the Egg

Talk to the guy at the pie-throwing

booth. Those are meringue pies…this means they’re made of egg whites!

Gotta’ get one of those pies…

First you’ll need to make a fake pie.

Go into your inventory and use the SHAVING CREAM in the PIE PAN. It’s too

light to pass for an actual pie, so you’ll need to weigh it down with something.

Ask Dinghy Dog to guess your age.

He’s about 12 years off, so you get to pick any prize. As tempting as MURRAY

is, ask for the ANCHOR, then use the ANCHOR with the FAKE PIE.

Put the HEAVY FAKE PIE on the STACK

OF MERINGUE PIES. Annoying the large rat makes him throw the pie at the

attendant in the window, which conveniently, knocks him out of commission.

Go through the GATE to the HOLE. Provoke the rat until he shoots the pie

at you and voila! You’ve got your egg… figuratively speaking.

Getting the Hair of the Dog

That Bit ‘Ya

Push Dinghy Dog six times until

he bites you, where you’ll automatically grab a fistful of DOG HAIR.

Getting the Pepper

Go to the SNOW CONE booth on the

right and take the PEPPER MILL.

NOW, order a PLAIN SNOW CONE and add

all three tantalizing taste treats to the cone. (Blegh…)

After a momentary lapse of Brain Freeze,

you’ll find you’re finally tall enough to ride the Roller Coaster of Death.

Walkthrough

Part

Guybrush

kicks butt once again

On the Roller Coaster

Don’t panic, you won’t ever go spilling into the lava like the previous

passengers. You’ll have four dioramas that you can jump out onto and take

things from. However, you also have a limited amount of time to do it before

Le Chuck shows up to try to bully you away. To get out, be ready to click

on the diorama the moment you get a chance.

3 Headed Monkey Diorama

Grab the ROPE from the hanging puppet.

Pirate Ship Diorama

Pick up the small KEG ‘O RUM.

Guybrush on the Rack Diorama

Open the LANTERN and blow on the

FLASK O’ OIL. Pick up the FLASK O’ OIL.

Dynamo-Monkelectric Giant Snow

Monkey Diorama

Walk to the top of the little hill

and up behind the monkey. Use the FLASK O’ OIL on the ROPE, then

use the ROPE on the KEG O’ RUM. Put the KEG O’ RUm in the the Giant

Snow Monkey’s right arm. Finally, go the the bottom, put the PEPPER MILL

in your hand, and wait for Le Chuck. When he raises his hands to throw

the fireballs at you, use the PEPPER on him.

Ka- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

BE SURE TO WAIT THROUGH THE CREDITS

TO THE EXCITING AND MYSTERIOUS SECRET ENDING!

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