It’s pretty. It’s really pretty. Did I mention it’s pretty? But is
it a game?

From Ray’s Adventure Game Rules: Rule #3984: The Pretty Picture
Principle. “A game can make up for a multitude of sins if it overwhelms
me with eye candy.”

Games that have benefitted from the PPP include
Celtica, Beyond Time, The Cassandra Galleries, Golden Gate, Liath, and
Redjack.

Sadly, Comer is the exception to the rule. It’s
a game that irritated me so much that its Pretty Picture Get Out of Jail Free
card just didn’t quite fly.

Comer is the first effort from Kyle Choi
at Shine Studios in Hong Kong. It’s a first-person, point-and-click adventure,
and let me say up front that it has eye candy to spare.

Let me elaborate.
This is one good-looking game. You travel through a series of worlds filled with
structures that look like they were created by an Asian Frank Lloyd Wright. The
color palette is soothing, tasteful, and imaginative. The imagery is consistently
beautiful. The buildings are enticing, intriguing, alluring, and mysterious.

If
only the game was any of those things. The thin premise of the game is that there’s
been a huge cover-up in the natural history of earth, and it’s a secret that a
series of a very few travelers have uncovered. These travelers are called “Comers.”
You guessed it, you’re the latest Comer.

Your mission in the game is to
retrace the steps of those who have come before you and uncover secrets about
Earth’s distant past.

Not an unprecedented premise for an adventure game,
but not bad. So far so good. Great looks, decent premise … so what’s the problem?

The
problem, unfortunately, is the game itself.

I first have to complain about
the title. It just feels like an awkwardly translated idea. And that’s because
it’s an … awkwardly translated idea. How about “Journeyer”? “Sojourner”?
“Explorer”? “Comer” sounds like … oh, never mind. It’s just
not an effective English language title. It doesn’t communicate.

Next, the
interface. While I’m a big supporter of ultra-streamlined graphic user interfaces
in adventure games, the controls in Comer are a bit too streamlined. The
best example I can give of this is the navigation problem. In the game, your cursor
is a series of arrows that are supposed to be contextually appropriate (right
arrow if you can turn right, up arrow if you can look up, etc.).

Unfortunately,
there is no difference in the “You May Go Forward” arrow and the inert
“You Can’t Do Anything Here, Buddy” arrow. This is a pretty big oversight
when designing a game. Coupled with a game that has a very sluggish response time,
and you can get pretty frustrated trying to just get around Mr. Choi’s lovely
environments.

Next, the puzzles. Again, there are plenty of pretty games
with mild puzzles that I have enjoyed very much. But the puzzles in Comer are
obtuse, illogical, feel irrelevant to the game, and aren’t very entertaining to
solve. I kept balefully trudging through one pretty house and garden after the
next, having absolutely no idea why I was doing any of the things I was doing.
Flip a switch here, turn on a light here, grab a prop here. Why? Sigh.
This is no way to experience an adventure game.

Finally, there’s the ending.
I’ve spent many a review wailing about bad endings in adventure games. Disappointing
endings, silly endings, illogical endings, unsatisfying endings. Comer is
the first game I’ve yet played that simply doesn’t have an ending. The
game just stops. After you see a final, baffling video of tree spirits ascending
to the heavens (please don’t ask me to explain), you look around to see what to
do next. And there’s nothing. No final message. No summing up. No credits, even.

I’ve
had it explained to me that the concept of the ending is something about being
stranded on an island to contemplate what you’ve learned, or something. Well,
a message of some sort would have helped me understand this. Clairvoyance has
never been my strong suit, and it shouldn’t be a requirement for understanding
a game. And hey, if I’m stranded, why can’t I simply swim across that small body
of water there? Nothing about the “ending” of this game is satisfying
or logical. You just stop playing.

Not that stopping playing Comer was
a huge hardship in my case. It was a mercy.

At this point I feel compelled
to make a bit of a political comment. There is a feeling lately that has been
wafting through the halls of the adventure gaming community. The idea is that
every new adventure game that comes out has to be treated like gold. With
the genre in “trouble,” it’s somehow disloyal to be very critical of
any new game. I’ve been made to feel a bit apologetic for not loving this game.

Well,
I certainly bear no malice to Shine Studios. I wish Mr. Choi well. And to my fellow
gamers who like this game more than me, good for you! Prove me wrong, make Comer
this year’s Half-Life. What do I know, I’m just one adventure game
player.

But to this player, the game just feels like an unfinished
amateur product.

I think that if our genre is indeed in trouble, it will
only be saved by good games.

It will not be saved by Comer.

In
conclusion, Comer has exceptionally lovely graphics, but the story is so
ephemeral and the puzzles so irrelevant that I just didn’t care. Comer is
no Second Coming.

Final Grade: D

System
requirements:

Windows 95/98
100 MHz Pentium
or faster
16 MB RAM minimum
10 MB hard disk space
8x CD-ROM drive
or faster
800×600 display, 24-bit True Color preferred
640×480 display,
16-bit High Color acceptable
Windows-compatible sound device