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Monty Python’s the Meaning of Life – Cheats

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B. Act III Walkthrough
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*** The Cottage ***

IMPORTANT NOTE: Save your game here at the beginning, and keep a saved game 
here!  There is a fatal bug in the Cottage that may prevent you from 
progressing in the game in some situations.  

NOTE: There are 8 pieces of cheese in the cottage, and seven of them are
located randomly in open areas throughout the Computer Area, TV Area, Middle,
and Bookshelf Area.  You need to collect the cheese as you run into it over
the course of this area.  If you can't find all seven by the end of the 
section, see "Where's the cheese?" above.

Wheel of Life
  Click pull-chain
  
Entryway
  Exit Cottage

Computer Area (LR, UD)
  Click Picture Drawers

Picture Drawers
  Click Upper Left Drawer
  Click Upper Middle Drawer
  Click Upper Right Drawer
  Get Party Horn
  Exit Back

Computer Area (LR, UD)
  Exit Cabinet

Cabinet
  Click upper cabinet
  Get Baked Beans
  Exit Back

Computer Area (LR, UD)
  Exit Pig

Pig
  Click Mouth (10 times)
  Use Baked Beans on Mouth
  Get Spam
  Exit Back

Computer Area (LR, UD)
  Exit Shaka

Shaka
  Exit Books

Books
  Click book
  Get poem
  Exit Back

Shaka
  Exit Back

Computer Area (LR, UD)
  Exit Statue

Statue
  Click statue
  Click paper
  Get concerto
  Exit Back

Computer Area (LR, UD)
  Exit Middle of Cottage

Middle of Cottage (LR)
  Exit TV Area

TV Area (LR)
  Exit thinking statue

Thinking Statue
  Click statue
  Get Gumby
  Exit back

TV Area (LR)
  Exit Book

Good Gardening Guide
  Click left page
  Click Chapter 11
  Click raft
  Get raft
  Exit back

TV Area (LR)
  Exit Crimson Permanent

Crimson Permanent
  Use raft on building
  Get Pirates
  Exit Back

TV Area (LR)
  Exit Middle of Cottage

Middle of Cottage (LR)
  Exit Bookshelf Area

Bookshelf Area (LR)
  Exit Ship

Ship
  Use pirates on ship
  Click mast
  Click mask

Bookshelf Area (LR)
  Exit cabinet (that was below the ship before it moved)

Cabinet
  Get mouse
  Exit back

Bookshelf Area (LR)
  Exit statue

Statue
  Use Party Horn on hand

Bookshelf Area (LR)
  Exit Organ

Organ
  Use concerto on organ
  Use poem on organ
  Press "Record" (red arrow)
  Click foot (if not already be clicked)
  Click Y
  Click weight  
  Click E
  Click rose
  Click S
  Click weight
  Click Z
  Click foot
  Click I
  Click weight
  Click T
  Click rose
  Click F
  Click weight
  Click L
  Click foot
  Click Q
  Click "Play" (black arrow)
  Exit back

Bookshelf Area (LR)
  Click window

Window
  Use mouse on man
  Get elephant
  Exit back

Bookshelf Area (LR)
  Exit bookshelf

Bookshelf (LR, UD)
  Click books (immediately in front of you)
  Click doors

Clockwork
  Exit paper under wheel
  Get recipe
  Exit back

Bookshelf (LR, UD)
  Exit back

Bookshelf Area (LR)
  Exit Middle of Cottage

Middle of Cottage (LR)
  Exit Computer Area

Computer Area (LR, UD)
  Exit Timmy 

Timmy
  Exit terminal

Timmy the Computer
  Type "NGATA", press Enter
  Double-Click Demo

Meaning of Life Demo
  Use recipe on easel
  Put water in device 1
  Put results in device 6
  Put onion in device 2
  Put results in device 2
  Put results in device 6
  Put dill in device 2
  Put results in device 6
  Put cream in device 3
  Put results in device 6
  Put salmon in device 4
  Put results in device 2
  Put results in device 6
  Put gelatine in device 6
  Click device 6
  Put results in device 5
  Put results in mold
  
Timmy the Computer
  Click peanut
  Put peanut in Recycle Bin
  Exit back

Timmy
  Exit back

Computer Area
  Exit Recycle Bin (below and to the right of Shaka)

Recycle Bin
  Get peanut
  Exit back

Computer Area (LR, UD)
  Exit Timmy 

Timmy
  Exit terminal

Timmy the Computer
  Click peanut
  Put gouda in Recycle Bin
  Exit back

Timmy
  Exit back

Computer Area
  Exit Recycle Bin (below and to the right of Shaka)

Recycle Bin
  Get gouda
  Exit back

Computer Area (LR, UD)
  Exit Middle of Cottage

Middle of Cottage (LR)
  Exit Bookshelf Area

Bookshelf Area (LR)
  Exit Bookshelf

Bookshelf (LR, UD)
  Click books (immediately in front of you)
  Click doors

Clockwork
  Use elephant on wheel 
  Use peanut on pedestal
  Click peanut
  Exit back

Bookshelf (LR, UD)
  Exit back

Bookshelf Area (LR)
  Exit Middle of Cottage

Middle of Cottage (LR)
  Exit Computer Area

Computer Area (LR, UD)
  Exit Fireplace

Back Room Entryway (LR, UD)
  Exit Tibetian Book

Tibetian Book of Just Dying
  Click book
  Click right page (4 times)
  Get Naked Girls
  Exit back

Back Room Entryway (LR, UD)
  Exit desk

Back Room (LR, UD)
  Exit pot (under left window)

Pot
  Click pot
  Get Dennis Moore
  Exit back

Back Room (LR, UD)
  Exit shelf

Shelf
  Use Naked Girls on man in suit

Back Room (LR, UD)
  Exit right window

Cliff
} Click sky - Clip 15 - "Death of Arthur Jarrett"
  Exit Mourners

Mourners
  Get shovel
  Exit back

Cliff
  Exit back

Back Room (LR, UD)
  Exit bookshelf

Sliding Puzzle 
  Shift tiles as necessary to click on the following breasts in order:
    Top row, third from the left
    Second row, second from the left
    Top row, second from the left
    Bottom row, third from the left
    Click butt-head (4 times)
    Get Mr. Blowhard
    Exit back

Back Room (LR, UD)
  Click door
  Exit door

Middle of Cottage (LR)
  Click door
  Exit door

Beach
  Use shovel on "X"
  Exit hole

Hole
  Click bikini
  Use Mr. Blowhard on tube
  Click breasts
  Get dead parrot
  Get peg leg
  Exit back
  
Beach
  Exit back

Middle of Cottage (LR)
  Exit Computer Area

Computer Area (LR, UD)
  Click window

Window 
  Use Dennis Moore on Lupin Express
  Click chest
  Get lupins
  Exit back

Computer Area (LR, UD)
  Exit doctor bag (on sofa)

Doctor bag
  Use Spam on tab
  Use lupins on syringe
  Use Gumby on mask
  Use parrot on spam
  Get parrot
  Exit back

Computer Area (LR, UD)
  Exit Middle of Cottage

Middle of Cottage (LR)
  Exit Bookshelf Area

Bookshelf Area (LR)
  Exit Organ

Organ
  Use parrot on perch
  Press "Record" (red arrow)
  Click foot (if not already be clicked)
  Click Y
  Click weight  
  Click V
  Click rose
  Click Q
  Click weight
  Click A
  Click foot
  Click I
  Click weight
  Click G
  Click rose
  Click D
  Click weight
  Click O
  Click foot
  Click Q
  Click "Play" (black arrow)
  Get parrot
  Exit back

Bookshelf Area (LR)
  Exit Middle of Cottage

Middle of Cottage (LR)
  Exit Computer Area

Computer Area (LR, UD)
  Exit Fireplace

Back Room Entryway (LR, UD)
  Exit desk

Back Room (LR, UD)
  Exit "Who Can You Trust?" Picture

Picture
  Click picture
  Use parrot on perch
  Click parrot
  Use pegleg on parrot
  Exit back

Back Room (LR, UD)
  Exit left window

Left Window
  Click building
  Get Tory Housewives
  Exit back

Back Room (LR, UD)
  Click door
  Exit door

Middle of Cottage (LR)
  Exit Computer Area

Computer Area (LR, UD)
  Exit Shaka

Shaka
  Exit terminal

Shaka the Computer
  Click Delete
  Click screen
  Exit Door

Inside Computer
  Use Tory Housewives on workers
  Get platter

Shaka the Computer
  Exit back

Shaka
  Exit back

** If you don't have all the cheese yet, see the "Where's the Cheese" 
   question in Section A. 

Computer Area (LR, UD)
  Click middle of sofa
  Use platter on hand
  Use cheddar on platter
  Use stilton on cheddar
  Use camembert on stilton
  Use gorgonzola on camembert
  Use limburger on gorgonzola
  Use gouda on limberger
  Use sheep's milk cheese on gouda
  Use beaver cheese on sheep's milk cheese 
  (Note: if you're not fast enough, the hand goes away.  Just re-click the 
   middle of the sofa for it to re-appear with the things you've placed on it)

Ladder
  Click door

** If you are playing a non-patched version of the game, the screen will
   probably go black right here.  See Section III for more information.

Attic
  Click Black Box
  Enjoy the end story
  Click Spectators
  Enjoy the video clip
  Clip 12 - "The Adventures of Martin Luther"

IX.   Codes and How to Use Them
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-- The Codes --

Yes, there are codes!  After reading through the resource files with a Hex
Editor, I am now proud to present the following...

** Global Codes **
These codes should be typed in to the keyboard, presumably at any point in
the game where you have a cursor to control.

REPEATEDDEVASTATION
  This is the debug code, which brings up the game's event viewer.  This lets
  you change scenes, add inventory items (even a few that aren't in the game),
  and generally muck about.  Of course, typing in invalid entries can cause
  the game to crash (the CurrentBinName and CurrentViewScript in particular), 
  but feel free to explore otherwise!

NOWCOMEONITSFUNNYRIGHT
  This makes the cursor point with a different finger.  You guess which one.

}From an anonymous source:
  "There is a story behind this one and I am telling this story because 
everyone on the team secretly wants the world to know about it.  Our 
producer's name was David Feldsetin, of course that appears in the credits, 
but this quote is from him.  Needless to say he was a thorn in the 
programmers side, especially during the final days of the project.  We 
would always question some of the humor in the game, and some of it we just 
didn't get.  Yet every time he would come up with a new idea or we would 
question his humor he would say, "Now come on, it's funny right?"  It's 
really a shame we didn't put in a wave file."

THEREARENOMORALSATALL
  This code skips over all of the "Moral Dilemma" questions (they're all 
automatically answered with the first answer for each question).

}From the same source:
  "I actually added this one near the end of the project.  All it does is 
answer all of the Moral Delima questions.  So if you type it at the 
beginning of a new game you won't have to answer any of those questions.  
It was left in for the programmers and QA who might want to play the retail 
version.  This was one of those things none of us found funny, well no one 
except David."

**Location Codes**
These codes can only be typed in at specific locations in the game.

IMNODOCTOR
  Location: Act I, Live Organ Transplants, Live Organ Transplants
  Type in the code to automatically complete a slit.  Once you've selected a
tool, type in the code and you'll be done with that round.

ICANTLOOSE
  Location: Act I, Live Organ Transplants, Live Organ Transplants
  Type in the code and it will be almost impossible to kill the patient, no 
matter how bad you are.  (Note:  This is I can't "loose" not "lose".

IWANTTOWIN
  Location: Act I, Autumn Years, Restaurant  
  Type in the code to automatically win the stacked dish game.

ILOVETOCOOK
  Location: Act I, Death, House, Cabinet
  Type in the code to automatically get all six items needed to complete the
game.

IHATETOCOOK
  Location: Act I, Death, House, Cabinet
  Type in the code, and you'll get taunted as if you made a mistake with the
items. Hmmm...

GIMMESTUFF
  Location: Act II, Material, Level 1
  Type in the code to receive the Pantomime Horse and the Encyclopedia 
Salesman.

GIMMESTUFF
  Location: Act II, Material, Nature Preserve
  Type in the code to receive the Chainsaw, Victrola, Raspberry, Friar, 20
Insurance Buildings, and 51% VBCA stock.

LOBSTERGIRL
  Location: Act II, Material, Heaven, "SEX SEX SEX"
  After (or while) being chided for being a goat lover, type in the code to 
hear Lobster Girl!

LARRYPREFERSSHEEP
  Location: Act II, Material, Heaven, "SEX SEX SEX"
  Type in the code to hear, well, I'll let you listen for yourself.  Not for 
the tenderhearted.  I wonder who Larry is...

COMPASS
  Location: Act II, Material, Mine
  Type in this code to display... a compass!  

NOCOMPASS
  Location: Act II, Material, Mine
  Type in this code to remove the compass.

LETSGOHUNTING
  Location: Act II, Material, Mine
  Type in this code to equip yourself with all four Funniest Jokes.  

CRYPTWEAPONS
  Location: Act II, Spiritual, Doom
  Type in the code to get the Sword of Righteousness

CRYPTSHIELDS
  Location: Act II, Spiritual, Doom
  Type in the code to get the Kevlar Vest of Faith

CRYPTRESET
  Location: Act II, Spiritual, Doom
  This resets the Doom level without looking down and pressing the button.  
Of course, resetting seems to make the level harder, as the fanatics start 
firing at an amazingly fast rate.

CRYPTCOOKIES
  Location: Act II, Spiritual, Doom
  This code doesn't appear to do a thing.  From the sound of it, I'd guess
that it's _supposed_ to increase your hit points.  Doesn't work, and it 
doesn't seem to affect anything else either.  If you can find out anything
about this one, let me know.

GIMMESTUFF
  Location: Act II, Spiritual World, Path of Enlightenment
  Type in the code to receive the Cattleprod, Helping Hands, Sledgehammer, and
Rubber Hose.

CHEESYWEAPONS
  Location: Act III, Cottage, Computer Area
  Type in this code to receive all eight pieces of cheese and the Serving
Platter.

CHEESYWEAPONS
  Location: Act III, Cottage, Meaning of Life Demo
  Type in this code to solve the puzzle and receive the Peanut.

ALPHA
  Location: Ending Credits
  Type in this code to see somebody's baby.

OMEGA
  Location: Ending Credits
  Type in this code remove the picture of somebody's baby.

ROBBIETREK
  Location: Ending Credits
  Type in this code to see a picture of someone else, along with a Star Trek
picture.  Once typed in, you can't get rid of this picture.

If you find any more codes (although I think that this is it), let me know!

-- Using the Event Manager --

If you've ever used a Windows registry editor before, you should feel right
at home here.  If not, well, you can figure it out.  Just use the left window
to explore the various nodes, and double-click values in the right window
to change them.

If you can find more tricks with the Event Manager, feel free to pass them 
along.  I'd be glad to add them!

** Getting from place to place
 
To get to any location in the game:
1)  Bring up the Event Manager
2)  Under "SYSVAR" edit the "CurrentBinScript" and "CurrentViewScript" 
    variables to get to the desired location.  
3)  Save your game before you do anything else.
4)  Restore that saved game.  You should be in the new location!

Note: This list isn't comprehensive, but it does allow access to all major
areas of the game.  If you want to send me more locations, I'd be glad to 
add them in.

Another Note:  Going to locations you're not supposed to be in can cause
problems, especially if you haven't triggered the correct event or picked
up the right inventory item.  Use at your own risk.

Act Area          Location             CurrentBinScript  CurrentViewScript
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
*   Wheel of Life Wheel of Life        Fludd.bin         0
1   Birth         Hospital             A1.bin            0
1   Birth         Third World          A2.bin            0
1   Birth         Catholic House       A3.bin            0
1   Growth/Learn  Chapel               A5.bin            0
1   Growth/Learn  Classroom            A6.bin            0
1   Growth/Learn  You Don't Know John  A7.bin            0
1   Fighting      Modern Battle        A8.bin            0
1   Fighting      Zulu Battle          A9.bin            0
1   Fighting      Forest               B1.bin            0
1   Middle Age    Restaurant           B2.bin            0
1   Live Organ    Live Organ Transplnt B3.bin            0
1   Live Organ    Kitchen              B4.bin            0
1   Autumn Years  Restaurant           B6.bin            0
1   Death         Field                B7.bin            0
1   Death         House                B8.bin            0
2   Material      Level 1              Z6.bin            0
2   Material      Level 2              Z8.bin            0
2   Material      Level 3              Z9.bin            0
2   Material      Nature Preserve      F1.bin            0
2   Material      Archway              F2.bin            0
2   Material      Heaven               F3.bin            0
2   Material      Ocean                F7.bin            0
2   Material      Underwater           F8.bin            0
2   Material      Religions o/t World  F9.bin            0
2   Material      Farm                 G0.bin            0
2   Material      Barn                 G0.bin            2769
2   Material      Mine                 G5.bin            0
2   Material      Palace Grounds       G6.bin            0
2   Material      Palace               G6.bin            1288
2   Material      Bed                  G6.bin            1514
2   Spiritual     Archway              H1.bin            0
2   Spiritual     Hell                 H2.bin            0
2   Spiritual     Topless Fortunes     H2.bin            3144
2   Spiritual     Almighty Big Burger  H2.bin            2829
2   Spiritual     New Age Land         H6.bin            0
2   Spiritual     Palace               H7.bin            0
2   Spiritual     Doom                 H8.bin            0
2   Spiritual     Buddha World         H9.bin            0
2   Spiritual     Bar                  K1.bin            0
2   Spiritual     Religions o/t World  K2.bin            0
2   Spiritual     Egypt                K9.bin            0
2   Spiritual     Path/Enlightenment   M5.bin            0
2   Spiritual     Mountain/Enlighten   M6.bin            0
2   Dental        Dentist's Office     M9.bin            0
3   Cottage       Entrance             N0.bin            0
3   Cottage       Computer Area        N1.bin            0
3   Cottage       Drawer Puzzle        P2.bin            0
3   Cottage       Middle of Cottage    Q9.bin            0
3   Cottage       TV Area              R4.bin            0
3   Cottage       Bookshelf Area       S4.bin            0
3   Cottage       Organ                T0.bin            0
3   Cottage       Bookshelf            T5.bin            0
3   Cottage       Back Room Entrance   U0.bin            0
3   Cottage       Back Room            U3.bin            0
3   Cottage       Sliding Puzzle       V4.bin            0
3   Cottage       Attic                Y9.bin            0

** Getting Inventory Items

To add/remove items to/from your inventory:

1)  Bring up the Event Manager
2)  Under "SYSVAR" open the "INV" menu for a list of items.
3)  Click on the item to change

To add an item into your inventory:

1)  Note the number stored as "INTEGER 2", but don't change it.
2)  Click on "BAG OF ITEMS"
3)  The first free inventory slot will have a value of "-1".  Change it to
    the number you noted under "INTEGER 2" for the item.

To remove an item from your inventory:

1)  Change the "INTEGER 1" value to 0.

Changing/adding/removing inventory items can cause problems, especially if
you find that item later.  Use at your own risk.

Note that you can add inventory items that aren't actually in the game,
such as "Winnings", "Perfect Smile", and "Arthur Lemming DBA".  Leads me to
wonder if the "Dental" area had a little more planned than implemented.

** Getting Past Live Organ Transplants

Hate playing the game?  Here's a few helpful cheats (from Mark Young):

1)  Bring up the Event Manager
2)  Under "Act1" open the "B3" menu for a list of items.
3)  Change the "BellyOpen" value to "1"
4)  Save, then Restore

Or, if you still want to play:

1)  Bring up the Event Manager
2)  Under "Act1" open the "B3" menu for a list of items.
3)  Change the "FudgeFactor" value to a high value (like "850000")
4)  Save, then Restore

This will make it a lot harder to kill the poor sod...

** Getting Past Doom

The Doom level is the one that tends to give the most people the most 
heartache.  Well, here's the easy way around:

1)  Before going into the Doom level, activate the Event Manager (type in
    "REPEATEDDEVASTATION"), and minimize it.
2)  Once you've entered the level, bring the manager back up quickly.
3)  Under "Act2", open the "H8" menu.
4)  Now, change the "HitPoints" number from 40 (or 20 if you don't have the
    Flak Jacket) to an outrageously high number of your choosing.

Of course, that may be too much trouble for some people, so here's the wimpy
way around:

1)  Enter the Doom level, then look down and exit right back out.
2)  Activate the Event Manager ("REPEATEDDEVASTATION")
3)  Under "Act2", open the "H8" menu.
4)  Now, change the "CrpytDefeated" (sp) number from 0 to 1.
5)  You wimp.

X.    The Cheater's Walkthrough
-------------------------------
*** Introduction ***

Clip 1 - "Movie Intro"

Disclaimer (UD)
  Scroll down to bottom
  Select any of the first four answers (answer 5 exits the game)

*** Death ***

Wheel of Life
  Click Death (if not already selected)
  Click pull-chain

Death
  Landscape (LR)
  Click clouds (up and left of house)
  Click clouds
  Click tree
  Click tree
  Click tree
  Click leaves
  Click each statue (5) 
  Click mausoleum
  Click Death
  Click Death
  Click Death (moves to house)
  Click Door
  Exit House

House (LR)
  Exit Cabinet

Cabinet
  Type ILOVETOCOOK
  Put each item in bowl (not mixers)

House
  Shoot fish

*** Spiritual ***

Wheel of Life
  Click Spiritual (if not already selected)
  Click pull-chain

Archway (LR)
  Exit Hell

Hell (LR)
  Exit World Class Topless Fortunes
 
World Class Topless Fortunes
  Click Mona Lisa
  Click Mona Lisa
  Get Book of Horoscopes
  Exit Back

Hell (LR)
  Use Horoscopes on Woman
  Get Giant Frog
  Exit Arch

Archway (LR)
  Exit Gumby Head

New Age Land (LR)
  Use Frog on lily pad
  Exit Building

Building (LR, UD)
  Click Floor below green archway facing you
  Exit mouth (look up above the yellow archway)

Doom (LR, UD)
  Type CRYPTSHIELDS
  Type CRYPTWEAPONS
  Look down, press Reset button
  Use sword on attackers in doorways - this can take anywhere from 1 to 
5 shots
  Exit doorway (when done)

Path of Enlightenment (LR)
  Type GIMMESTUFF
  Click rocks
  Use cattle prod on man
  Use hands on man
  Use sledgehammer on man
  Use hose on man

Mountain of Enlightenment (UD)
  Click church
  Get sheep (a.k.a. Angel of Love)
  Click church
  Click guru
  Click guru
  Click guru
  Exit Wheel of Life

*** Material ***

Wheel of Life
  Click Material (if not already selected)
  Click pull-chain

Level 1 (LR)
  Get headphones
  Exit painting

Ocean (LR)
  Exit Nature Preserve

Nature Preserve (LR)
  Type GIMMESTUFF
  Click on foliage (5 times)
  Use chainsaw on foliage, cut away as much as possible until it dies
  Click phone
  Click phone
  Use Victrola on ruins
  Get horse. almost!
  Use Friar on seal
  Wait until seal begs you to stop.  (you may need to move the screen away)
  Use Friar on seal
  Wait until seal begs you to stop.  (you may need to move the screen away)
  Use Friar on seal (dead seal)
  Use raspberry on man
  Get Pantomime Horse
  Development Time: Use insurance buildings on ground (20) - anywhere 
there's a highlighted spot (VBCA then appears)
  Click on VBCA
  Get Hatchet Man
  Exit Ocean

Ocean (LR)
  Use hatchet man on Crimson Permanent
  Exit Nature Preserve

Nature Preserve (LR)
  Use shares on Crimson Permanent
  Get VBCA
  Exit Ocean

Ocean (LR)
  Exit Barn

Farm (LR)
  Click ground at bottom of screen underneath cow
  Click on dog, haystack, cow, sheep, cat, squirrel, tractor, woman, 
barn, etc.  Eventually, they'll do something other than talk!
  Click tractor
  Use VBCA on concrete slab
  Click missiles
  Exit Mine

Mine 1 (UDLR)
  Get Whiskey
  Exit Entryway

Farm (LR)
  Exit Barn

Barn (LR)
  Click Map
  Use Whiskey on Unexploded Scotsman
  Get Unexploded Scotsman
  Exit Back

Farm (LR)
  Exit Mine

Mine
  Type COMPASS
  Type LETSGOHUNTING
  Use Scotsman on North Wall and Go North 5 times
  Use Arabic Joke on Beast
  Use Scotsman on East Wall and Exit

Palace Grounds (LR)
  Exit Palace

Palace
  Click Bed
  Exit Bed

Bed
  Use Angel of Love on guard
  Click safe
  Get Ultimate Wealth

Wheel of Life
  Click Spiritual (if not already selected)
  Click pull-chain

*** Spiritual (again) ***

Archway (LR)
  Exit Gumby

New Age World (LR)
  Exit Building

Building (LR, UD)
  Exit mouth (look up above the yellow archway)

Doom (LR, UD)
  Exit doorway

Path of Enlightenment (LR)
  Click above church

Mountain of Enlightenment (UD)
  Use Ultimate Wealth on guru
  Get Enlightenment

Wheel of Life
  Click Dental (if not already selected)
  Click pull-chain

*** Dental ***

Dentist's Office
  Use Enlightenment on darkness
  Click Mirror

** The Cottage ***

Wheel of Life
  Click pull-chain
  
Entryway
  Exit Cottage

Computer Area (LR, UD)
  Type CHEESYWEAPONS
  Click middle of sofa
  Use platter on hand
  Use cheddar on platter
  Use stilton on cheddar
  Use camembert on stilton
  Use gorgonzola on camembert
  Use limburger on gorgonzola
  Use gouda on limberger
  Use sheep's milk cheese on gouda
  Use beaver cheese on sheep's milk cheese 
  (Note: if you're not fast enough, the hand goes away.  Just re-click the 
   middle of the sofa for it to re-appear with the things you've placed on it)

Ladder
  Click door

** If you are playing a non-patched version of the game, the screen will
   probably go black right here.  See Section III for more information.

Attic
  Click Black Box
  Enjoy the end story
  Click Spectators
  Enjoy the video clip

XI.    The Really Impatient Cheater's Walkthrough
-------------------------------------------------
Wheel of Life
  Type THEREARENOMORALSATALL
  Type REPEATEDDEVASTATION
  Click SYSVAR
  Click CurrentBinScript
  Double-Click STRING
  Type Y9.bin
  Save the game
  Restore saved game

Attic
  Click Black Box
  Enjoy the end story
  Click Spectators
  Enjoy the video clip

XII.    Game Information/Trivia
-------------------------------
*  The Cottage is a real Cottage, owned by Terry Gilliam. Apparently, it was
   seen on a TV interview some months back.  (I can't remember who sent me 
   this information...  Anyone care to own up, or to confirm?)
*  There are three never-before-heard full skits in the Cottage, located 
   on the sofa in the Computer Area, as the last page of the book sitting
   there.  Just click the radio for each one.  (Does anyone have more info
   about these?)

Yep, that's it.  I'd love more info for this section, however...

XIII.   Acknowledgements
------------------------

This FAQ was written by Jeff "CJayC" Veasey, but I was lucky enough to 
have the help of several people during the course of this project.  I'd
like to thank the following for their direct (and indirect) contributions:

  Zach Garland                    Kao Megura   
  BettyCat                        Andrew Cohen 
  MusikNFilm                      Chuck Antinoro
  Al Rudiger                      Mark Young
  A 7th Level Developer Who Wishes To Remain Anonymous, and
  All The Contributors to the MOL Message Board 

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