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Oh, I see you don’t read feline. No problem.

In Kickstarter-funded Catlateral Damage you become…well…a cat. View everything at cat-level in first-person perspective as you go on a destructive rampage and knock as much stuff onto the floor as possible before your human gets home.

Walk, crouch, jump and swat. Break things. Destroy precious collectibles and expensive electronics. Make a mess of every room in a procedurally-generated house.

Play over 20 different cats. Find power-ups and collectibles. Uncover secret levels such as museums and supermarkets. Why should cats have all the fun?

Catlateral Damage is based on the antics of a real-life cat named Nippy. The game will be released on Steam (Windows, Mac OS X, Linux) and OUYA on May 27th.