Sam & Max Save The World: Season One
EPISODE 3: THE MOLE, THE MOB, AND THE MEATBALL
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OFFICE
The game starts in your office. Your mission this time, is to find Mole, and help him take down the Toy Mafia.
Explore the office. Talk to Max and work through all the dialogue. Pick up the ACE OF SPADES card that Max threw in front of the rat hole. Also note that Jimmy Two-Teeth is now an official fence. Open cupboard on the right, to see mementos of your previous cases. When you’re ready, leave the office.
STREET
Walk left a few steps, and enter Sybil’s shop.
SYBIL’S SHOP
Talk to Sybil and work through all the dialogue. She’s a professional Trial Witness now. Explore the shop. You can’t really do anything here at the moment, so when you’re ready, leave the shop.
STREET
Click on your Desoto car, and choose the following dialogue option.
– Ted E Bear’s Mafia-Free Playland and Casino.
TED E BEAR’S MAFIA-FREE PLAYLAND AND CASINO
When you arrive at the Casino, you’re greeting by Lovey Bear, who gives you unlimited TOKENS to spend in the Casino. Work through all the dialogue with him.
When conversation is over, look at the blue Whack Da Ratz machine next to him. Use a TOKEN on the machine to start playing, and use your BIG GUN to start shooting. The aim is to shoot the orange ‘singing’ rats, and ignore the yellow ‘silent’ rats. When you shoot 20 orange rats, you win the prize, which is a TED E BEAR MAGNET.
Look at the Disturbing Bear Heads on the wall.
Talk to Cuddly Bear – the Dealer at the table, and work through all the dialogue. You automatically begin a round of Indian Poker with Leonard, who’s also at this table. Choose if you want to bet, or fold. I recommend you bet. You won’t win, but notice how Leonard seems to be looking up at something. Now continue the conversation with Leonard. When conversation is over, walk left a few steps to the Exit door, but don’t leave the building.
Look at the clown nose above the Exit door. It’s very shiny – you can even see Leonard’s reflection in it. Hmm, maybe Leonard is using this as a way to cheat at cards, and that’s how he always wins. Well, we’ll soon put a stop to that! Stick your ACE OF SPADES card onto the shiny clown nose. Now return to Leonard’s table.
Talk to the Dealer or Leonard again, and tell him you want to play another round of cards. Leonard does his usual trick of looking at the reflection in the shiny clown nose, but this time, thanks to you, he thinks he has an Ace Of Spades, so he bets all his money to win. Agree to bet him. Naturally, you win, so you get a whole STACK O TOKENS.
Walk right a few steps, until you see the Back Room Door.
Click on either the Back Room door, or the guard. Work through all the dialogue. The guard won’t let you through the door unless you tell him the password… but you don’t know what the password is.
Look at the ‘Buffet Closed’ sign, which is hanging on the wall. Walk right to the One-Armed Bandit machine.
Insert STACK O TOKENS into the One Armed Bandit machine. You win, but there’s no prize. Damn! Note that as you are playing this, a Mafia Teddy enters the back room. Unfortunately, you can’ hear the password he tells to the guard.
Work your way round the room, until you see the Meatball Sandwich Display. Click on the display to learn the history of the Meatball Sandwich. You can’t do anything with the display, but the information it tells you will prove useful later on.
You can’t do anything else here at the moment, so leave the Casino.
STREET
Walk right a few steps, until you see Bosco’s Inconvenience Shop. Enter the shop.
BOSCO’S INCONVENIENCE SHOP
Work through all the dialogue with Bosco. He tells you about his secret MINITURE LISTENING DEVICE that he has for sale. Buy the MINITURE LISTENING DEVICE using the STACK O TOKENS you won at the Casino. Bosco gives you an ORGANIC LISTENING DEVICE. Explore the shop, and when you’re ready, leave the shop.
STREET
Walk left a few steps, and click on your Desoto car. Return to the Casino.
TED E BEAR’S MAFIA-FREE PLAYLAND AND CASINO
Walk right a few steps, so you can see the Back Room Door and the blue Teddy Guard. Use ORGANIC LISTENING DEVICE with the blue Teddy Guard, and he will jump onto the wall behind the guard. Now walk right to the One-Armed Bandit.
Insert TOKEN into the One-Armed Bandit. You win again, but there is still no prize.
Walk over to the blue Teddy Guard that’s guarding the Back Room Door. Take ORGANIC LISTENING DEVICE from the wall behind the guard. The bug automatically tells you everything he heard, so you now know the password. Talk to the Guard, and tell him the password.
– Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
You finally gain access to the Back Room.
Chuckles greets you into the Back Room. Work through all the dialogue with him. He gives you 3 tasks that you must complete before being accepted into the Mafia family – force Bosco to stock their Mafia Bear toys (he gives you a TEDDY BEAR BOX), kill Sybil, and find and retrieve the original Meatball Sandwich which has been stolen. Explore the area. Look at the monitors, and note that one of the monitors connects to Sybil‘s shop. When you’re ready, leave the Back Room.
Back in the Casino, note that Leonard and the Dealer have left the gambling table. Walk left, and leave the Casino.
STREET
Walk left a few steps, and enter Sybil’s shop.
SYBIL’S SHOP
Talk to Sybil and work through all the dialogue. She’s rather spooked, since she knows that somebody is trying to kill her. Little does she suspect that it’s you she has to be wary off. When conversation is over, take SYBIL’S COFFEE CUP from her desk. Now leave the shop.
STREET
Walk right a few steps, and enter your office.
OFFICE
Watch the cut scene with Leonard and Jimmy Two-Teeth. It was Leonard who stole the meatball sandwich, and now he’s trying to fence it to Jimmy Two-Teeth. Work through all the dialogue with Leonard. Now use Max to talk to Leonard, and ask about the CAP GUN. It turns out that Leonard is using a toy CAP GUN that can’t really hurt anyone. You take the CAP GUN from him. It isn’t long before Leonard is tied up and incapacitated. You discover that his weak spot is his mother, so use the following dialogue with him to get some answers.
– Your mama’s so fat… she has more folds than an origami accordion.
– Your mama’s so radiant… if she fell in nuclear waste, no one would notice.
– Your mama’s so thrifty… she brings coupons to the Penny Arcade.
– Your mama’s so perky… the only time she’s low is at a limbo contest.
– Your mama’s so vulgar… her mouth would make a longshoreman blush.
– Your mama’s so punctual… she showed up early for her own funeral.
Leonard finally cracks, and tells you that he hid the meatball sandwich inside the One-Armed Bandit at the casino. You take the BANDIT ARM that Leonard removed from the One-Armed Bandit machine, then automatically leave the office..
STREET
Click on the Desoto car, and return to the Casino.
TED E BEAR’S MAFIA-FREE PLAYLAND AND CASINO
Walk right to the One-Armed Bandit machine. Attach BANDIT ARM onto the machine, then insert TOKEN into the machine. You win the prize of the MEATBALL SANDWICH. Watch the cut scene as you return the sandwich. When you’re ready, leave the Casino.
STREET
Head right to Bosco’s Inconvenience Shop. Enter the shop.
BOSCO’S INCONVENIENCE SHOP
Look at the anti-delivery camera next to the counter. You need to distract Bosco, so that you can tamper with the camera. Talk to Bosco, and tell him the following dialogue option.
– Look, it’s the Toy Mafia!
Bosco becomes focussed on what’s going on outside. Place TED E BEAR MAGNET onto to anti-delivery camera. The B-Tads security system will recognise that the magnet isn’t part of Bosco’s normal stock, so it removes the entire camera. Now place TEDDY BEAR BOX onto the table next to the front door. Since you’re here, walk left to the Fine Kwizine area, and use SYBILS COFFEE CUP with the Condiments dispenser next to the bathroom, to fill it with tomato ketchup. You now have a KETCHUP-FILL CUP, which looks just like blood. When you’re ready, leave the shop.
STREET
Head all the way left, and enter Sybil’s Shop.
SYBIL’S SHOP
Give KETCHUP-FILLED CUP to Sybil, thus replacing it on her desk. Shoot the KETCUP-FILLED CUP with your BIG GUN. The ketchup splatters over Sybil, and she faints with he shock. The Toy Mafia Teddies witness this event through their monitor, and from their side, it looks as though you really shot Sybil dead. You automatically return to the Casino.
TED E BEAR’S MAFIA-FREE PLAYLAND AND CASINO
The Toy Mafia are pleased with your work, and welcome you into their Mafioso. You finally get to meet the Big Boss Ted E Bear. As a sign of respect, he removes his mask so you can see his face. But you’re shocked to learn Ted E Bear’s true identity… he’s Mole, the one you were supposed to help bring down the Mafia! He’s switched sides! You automatically say the password, revealing that you are freelance police, and are trying to bring them down. Mole confirms that he really is a traitor. The Toy Mafia are not happy about this turn of events, and start chasing you.
CAR CHASE
You have to escape the Toy Mafia. Use your GUN to shoot one of the Prismatology signs that are hanging above the road – time it so that you can keep driving, but the sign falls down behind you, stopping the Mafia’s car. You escape, and return to Casino to confront Ted E Bear himself.
TED E BEAR’S MAFIA-FREE PLAYLAND AND CASINO
In the Back Room, head through the Sinister Door on the right. You find yourself in a bear-making factory that makes hypno-bears.
FACTORY
Ted E Bear \ Harry Mole ‘greets’ you, and tries to hypnotise you, not knowing that you have an anti-hypnotism device built into your hat. You decide to play along, until you get a chance to stop him. Ted E Bear \ Harry Mole commands you to shoot Max. So play along, but use the toy CAP GUN to shoot Max. Watch the cut scene as Max plays out a long death scene. Harry Mole believes you are truly hypnotised, so he leaves you in charge while he goes to read his newspaper.
Talk to Max and work through all the dialogue. Walk left to the One-Armed Bandit machine, and take the SCREWDRIVER that’s on the table next to it. Use SCREWDRIVER on the One-Armed Bandit machine to prise out the VOICE BOX. Pick up the VOICE BOX. Walk right a few steps, and look at the orange hopper, which is full of the real voice boxes that are inserted into the hypno-bears. Add your VOICE BOX from the One-Armed Bandit machine into the hopper, so it gets inserted into one of the hypno-bears. Note that this ALTERED TEDDY BEAR falls off the conveyer belt, onto the floor – pick up ALTERED TEDDY BEAR. Use ALTERED TEDDY BEAR on Ted E Bear \ Harry Mole to hypnotise him, making him believe he really is on fire. He rushes over to the fire extinguisher in panic. Follow him, and pull the leaver next to him. Now sit back and enjoy the final cut scene.
The End!
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SEASON ONE
EPISODE 4: ABE LINCOLN MUST DIE
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OFFICE
Watch the cut scene, as you get your next mission from the Commissioner. President Abe Lincoln has gone rogue, and it’s up to you to stop him. You automatically drive over to The White House.
OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE
The game begins now. Talk to Max and work through all the dialogue. Take BOXING GLOVE that’s lying next to the pool. Look at periscope in the pool, and look at Jimmy Two-Teeth in his water-ring in the pool. Approach The White House, and look at the mailbox you crashed into. Look at the Presidential Storage door on the left. Look at sign on the wall. Talk to Secret Service Agent and work through all the dialogue. He won’t let you inside. Dang! Look at the payphone on the right – you get the phone number for the phone. Now go back to your Desoto car, and return to your office.
STREET
Enter the alley, and look at the ‘Give Me All You Got’ posters. One will fall to the ground, so pick up GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT POSTER. Now leave the alley, and go left, into Sybil’s Shop.
SYBIL’S SHOP
Walk left a few steps. Look at mailbox outside Sybil’s Shop. Enter Sybil’s Shop.
SYBIL’S SHOP
Talk to Sybil and work through all the dialogue. When you join her dating service, she enters your details into her computer, and finds out that your perfect soul mate is… Max! Explore her shop if you like, and when you’re ready, leave the shop.
STREET
Walk right a few steps, then enter your office.
OFFICE
Explore the office. Watch the TV to see an advert with the President. Open cupboard on the right to see mementos of your previous cases. Talk to Max and work through all the dialogue. Use the answering machine a few times to hear some amusing messages from the President. Now use the phone, and select the following dialogue options (this won‘t work unless you looked at the payphone outside the White House).
– The White House
– Hello, please hold.
Agent Superball (the Agent you saw outside the White House earlier) answers, and dutifully agrees to stay on ‘hold’. When you’re ready, leave the office.
STREET
Walk left a few steps, and click on your Desoto car. Head back to The White House.
OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE
Back at the White House, you see Agent Superball still distracted on the phone, heehee. Enter through the doors, into the White House.
INSIDE THE WHITEHOUSE
Watch the cut scene to learn that the President has been hypnotised. Explore the office. When you try to enter the War Room, Agent Chuckles will throw you out.
OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE
Witness Governor Whizzer enter the White House! When did Whizzer become Governor? Enter the White House again.
INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE
Watch the cut scene, with the President asking you to act as Interpreter for Whizzer. Talk to Whizzer and work through all the dialogue. It seems he’s beaten his soda-addiction. Talk to the President – you can have a lot of fun with this dialogue, but the main aim is to get Whizzer drinking soda again. So choose the following dialogue options.
– We’re ready to interpret.
– What’s a guy gotta do to get a drink around here?
– Which way is the War Room?
Chuckles will ‘escort’ Whizzer out of the White House, leaving you alone with the President. Hit the President with you BOXING GLOVE to break his hypnotic trance. Except… things don’t exactly go according to plan. Your punch to the President knocks his head off, revealing him to be a robot! Agent Chuckles returns, sees what has happened… and reveals his true colours. It was his intention all along, to replace the President! Thus, he activates the next stage of his cunning plan by bringing a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln to life.
OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE
You can’t allow Abe Lincoln and Agent Chuckles to gain control of the White House, so you come up with your own plan. Max will run for President, against Abe Lincoln.
Walk right a few steps, to the debate platform. Use ORGANIC LISTENING DEVICE on Lincoln to record his speech. Take ORGANIC LISTENING DEVICE back from the podium in front of Lincoln. Look at the pile of flyers at Lincoln’s feet, and take LINCOLN CAMPAIGN FLYER. Now walk left a few steps, click on your Desoto car, and return to your office.
STREET
Head right, and continue right, until you see Hugh Bliss and his Free Home Delivery stall. Talk to Hugh and work through all the dialogue. When you ask him to perform a magic trick, he’ll disappear. While he is gone, take FREE HOME DELIVERY sign. After a short while, Hugh will reappear. Leave Hugh for now, and enter Bosco’s Inconvenience Shop next door.
BOSCO’S INCONVENIENCE SHOP
Work through all the dialogue with Bosco. You learn about his TRUTH SERUM that he’s keeping behind the counter. Unfortunately, you can’t afford it yet. Explore the shop, and when you’re ready, leave the shop.
STREET
Walk left a few steps, and enter Sybil’s Shop.
SYBIL’S SHOP
Place LINCOLN CAMPAIGN FLYER into Sybil’s Dating Service Box on her desk – Sybil decides that Lincoln is perfect for her. Leave her shop.
STREET
Walk right a few steps, and enter your office.
OFFICE
Use ORGANIC LISTENING DEVICE with the phone, then use the following dialogue options.
– Sybil.
– I, Abraham Lincoln, am that man.
– This is a date that will be remembered for centuries…
– I stand here at the steps of the White House.
– The time to act is now.
Sybil eagerly rushes off to meet Abe Lincoln at the White House.
OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE
You automatically return to the White House. Watch the cut scene with Sybil. Look at the president’s severed head, which is floating in the pool.
Now it’s time to defeat Lincoln in a debate, and for Max to become President. Talk to Lincoln to begin a debate with him, and work through all the dialogue. Now use Max, and work through all the dialogue. Hmm, the polls remain unchanged, and Lincoln is still the favourite to win. It’s time to play dirty!
Look at the cue cards to the right of Lincoln, then place the GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT POSTER on to the cue card stand. Talk to Lincoln again and use the following dialogue options.
– Let’s talk about the issues.
– How would you describe your tax plan?
Lincoln’s reply doesn’t go down well, and affects his ratings in the polls. Place FREE HOME DELIVERY sign on the cue cards to the right of Lincoln. Talk to Lincoln, using the following dialogue options.
– Let’s talk about the issues.
– How do you plan to solve the problem of toxic waste?
The voters don’t like Abe’s response. Use the cue cards to the right of Lincoln 3 times, so that the ‘Two Wrongs Don’t Make A Right’ message is showing. Talk to Lincoln and use the following dialogue options.
– Let’s talk about the issues.
– Where do you stand on religion and schools?
This is the last straw, and brings about Lincoln’s downfall. Max is voted President! Lincoln is furious! He storms off on a rampage, determined to hypnotise everyone to become his slaves. Walk left a few steps, and enter the White House.
INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE
As newly-elected President, Max sits at his new desk. All 3 Soda Popper kids are here. Talk to Peepers and work through all the dialogue. Talk to Specs and work through all the dialogue. Talk to Whizzer and work through all the dialogue. Each kid is Governor of a different part of Dakota. When you’ve finished talking to the Soda Poppers kids, leave the office.
OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE
Click on your Desoto car on the left, and return to your office.
STREET
Walk left a few steps, and enter Sybil’s Shop.
SYBIL’S SHOP
Talk to Sybil and work through all the dialogue. She’s devastated after her date with Abe, and has now changed careers to ‘carbon-dater’. During the conversation, she scans a Tiki statue on her desk, and discovers that it’s 2000 years old – old enough to qualify her for the National Register Of Historic Places. When conversation is over, leave her shop.
STREET
Click on your Desoto car, and return to the White House.
OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE
Enter into the White House.
INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE
Max sits at his desk again. Take the red SECRETARY RIBBON from Max’s desk. Look at the National Budget book on the desk – you have £100 million to allocate as you see fit. Tick Sybil Pandemik’s Office. Now leave the White House.
OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE
Click on your Desoto car and return to your office.
STREET
Enter Sybil’s Shop on the left.
SYBIL’S SHOP
Sybil is nowhere to be seen – she’s probably out celebrating her grant, after discovering how old the Tiki statue is. Pick up CARBON DATING DEVICE from her desk, then use CARBON DATING DEVICE with Tiki statue on the desk to discover that a mistake has been made, and Tiki statue is only 10 years old. Leave the shop.
STREET
Head right, and continue right to Bosco’s Inconvenience Shop. Enter the shop.
BOSCO’S INCONVENIENCE SHOP
Use CARBON DATING DEVICE with the Hot Weenies display, to discover that the Weenies are officially ‘Ancient’. Leave the shop.
STREET
Walk left a few steps, click on your Desoto car, and go to the White House.
OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE
Enter into the White House.
INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE
Look at the National Budget book on the desk, and tick Bosco’s Inconvenience Shop. Leave the White House.
OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE
Click on your Desoto car on the left, and return to your office.
STREET
Walk right to Bosco’s Inconvenience Shop, and enter the shop.
BOSCO’S INCONVENIENCE SHOP
Talk to Bosco to congratulate him on his grant. He gives you the TRUTH SERUM. When you’re ready, leave the shop.
STREET
Head left, click on your Desoto car, and return to the White House.
OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE
Enter into the White House.
INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE
Give TRUTH SERUM to Whizzer. Whizzer is instantly drunk, which results in a huge fight between all 3 Soda Poppers kids. Watch the cut scene. Now give SECRETARY RIBBON to the Secret Service Agent, and choose any of the Secretary titles. Look at the calendar next to Maxi’s desk, and note how ‘Secretary’s Day’ is on 26 April. Take the ‘Today’ Sticky Note from the calendar, and move it to 26 April. Now talk to the Secret Service Agent, using the following dialogue option.
– Take a vacation.
The Secret Service Agent leaves his post, finally giving you access to the War Room. Enter the War Room.
Explore the War Room. Look at War Manual on the right end of the desk. Look at the Targeting Computer, and note that Antarctica is displayed. Hit the Fire button to destroy it. Click on ‘Next Target’ 3 times, so that Bosco’s Inconvenience Shop is shown. Hit the Fire button if you like, but Bosco’s defence systems destroy the missile and saves his shop. Make sure the monitor stays on Bosco’s shop, and when you’re ready, leave the War Room, and leave the White House.
OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE
Use your Desoto car on the left, and return to your office.
STREET
Head right a few steps, and enter Bosco’s Inconvenience Shop.
BOSCO’S INCONVENIENCE SHOP
Look at the security camera to the right of the door, and automatically take BEACON from the camera. Leave the shop.
STREET
Walk right, click on your Desoto car, and select the following dialogue option.
– Let’s chase down Lincoln.
This leads to a high-speed chase, where you’re trying to stop Lincoln’s rampage. Throw BEACON at Lincoln, and it will stick to his back. Now click on The White House icon at the bottom right.
OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE
Enter into the White House.
INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE
Enter the War Room.
Look at the Targeting Computer on the right end of the desk. You see Lincoln rampaging through the streets (if you don‘t see him, simply click on Next Target, until his image appears on the screen). Now hit the Fire button, then sit back and enjoy the final cut scene.
The End!
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SEASON ONE
EPISODE 5: REALITY 2.0
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OFFICE
The game begins in your office, after the Commissioner has told you that computers everywhere are going haywire. It’s up to you put things right.
Explore the office. Talk to Max and work through all the dialogue. Use the answering machine a few times to hear some amusing messages. Open cupboard on the right to see mementos of previous cases. When you’re ready, leave the office.
STREET
Walk right a few steps to Bosco‘s Inconvenience Shop. Enter the shop.
BOSCO’S INCONVENIENCE SHOP
Talk to Bosco and work through all the dialogue. He tells you about his BIOLOGICAL WEAPON, which you can’t afford yet. Notice Jimmy Two-Teeth on the table next to the door. Talk to Jimmy and work through all the dialogue. Try to take the RAT CANNON next to Jimmy. He shoots you with it, knocking you down. But after he’s shot you, he has to reload. Quickly click on Jimmy to shove him in the RAT CANNON (hee hee), then pick up the RAT CANNON. Explore the shop, and when you’re ready, leave the shop.
STREET
Head left, and continue left, until you see Sybil’s Shop. Enter Sybil’s Shop.
SYBIL’S SHOP
Sybil’s engrossed in a virtual reality game. Try talking to her, but she thinks you’re an enemy in her virtual game. You need to get her out of that game! Try to hit her with the BOXING GLOVE, but she’s flailing around so much, you can’t get near her. Okay, shoot her with the RAT CANNON instead. That did the trick. Work through all the dialogue with Sybil. She tells you about the C.O.P.S. team that’s moved into Lefty’s old place, and she’s beta testing virtual reality goggles for them. When conversation is over, look at VR Goggles on the settee to confirm that they’re broken. Explore the shop. Try to open her cupboard on the right, but it’s locked. When you’re ready, leave the shop.
STREET
Enter Lefty’s, which is next door to Sybil’s, at the end of the alley. You can’t get access until Sybil tells you about C.O.P.S.
LEFTY’S \ C.O.P.S
You are greeted by several electronic devices. Very bizarre! Work through all the dialogue. Gotta love their motivational song! They give you a COMPUTER CHIP to repair Sybil’s VR Goggles. When you’re ready, leave the room.
STREET
Look at the ice cream delivery van. Now enter Sybil’s Shop again.
SYBIL’S SHOP
Insert COMPUTER CHIP into the VR Goggles on the settee to repair them. You and Max both put on a set of VR Goggles, and enter the Virtual Reality world.
VIRTUAL SYBIL’S SHOP
Talk to Sybil if you like, but in this world, she’s just an avatar designed to inform you about the VR experience. Click on the lips on her desk a few times to learn about her increasing frustrations with this VR game. Explore the shop, and when you’re ready, leave the shop.
VIRTUAL STREET
Look at the 3 GOLD COINS floating high up in the air… out of your reach! If only there was some way you could jump higher. Click on the 404 street sign. Enter the Control Room (twice) to gain access to the VR version of Lefty’s \ C.O.P.S.
VIRTUAL CONTROL ROOM
Click on each of the Control Computers to learn their role in this world. Make sure you click on Control Computer on the right, to disable pop-ups. When you’re ready, leave the room.
VIRTUAL STREET
Pick up JACK IN THE BOX from the ground. Click on the orange poster. Walk left a few steps, and talk to Auntie Biotic, and work through all the dialogue. When conversation is over, walk right a few steps, and enter your Virtual Office.
VIRTUAL OFFICE
Watch the cut scene with Jimmy. He has a GOLD COIN, which you need, but he won‘t give it to you. Have a look around the office. There’s not much you can do here are the moment, so when you’re ready, leave the office.
VIRTUAL STREET
Look at the Recycle Bin next to your office. Talk to the Internet Wizard (Hugh Bliss) and work through all the dialogue. He gives you a RAINBOW PAINT KIT to use with your car. When conversation is over, enter Bosco’s E Convenience Shop on the right.
VIRTUAL BOSCO’S E CONVENIENCE STHOP
Talk to Bosco and work through all the dialogue. He tells you about the WOODEN LONG SWORD that he’s selling. You need 5 GOLD COINS to purchase the LONG SWORD, which you don’t have yet. Explore the shop. Explore the shop, and when you’re ready, leave the shop.
VIRTUAL STREET
Click on the spinning Save Point on the right. Head left, and continue left, until you see your Desoto car. Use RAINBOW PAINT KIT with your car, and choose which colours you’d like your car to be. Now enter Control Room in the alley again.
VITURAL CONTROL ROOM
If necessary, click on each machine to remind yourself what each of them controls. The phone on the left controls height. Place COMPUTER BUG on the phone, and you become tiny – small enough to enter a rat hole, for example. Leave the room.
VIRTUAL STREET
Make your way over to your office, and try to enter your office, but you’re too small to climb up the step. Click on the goggles icon at bottom right to return to reality.
STREET
Enter your office.
OFFICE
Use VIRTUAL REALITY GOGGLES on yourself to enter the VR World.
VIRTUAL OFFICE
Enter Jimmy’s rat hole on the right. Watch the cut scene as you take the GOLD COIN from Jimmy. Now leave your office.
VIRTUAL STREET
Head left, and enter the Control Room in the alley.
VIRTUAL CONTROL ROOM
Take COMPUTER BUG from the phone, and you return to normal size. Place COMPUTER BUG on the arcade machine, altering gravity, allowing you to jump higher. Leave the room.
VIRTUAL STREET
Walk left a few steps, so you can see the 3 GOLD COINS floating in the air. Click on the GOLD COINS to jump up (doing your best Mario impression while you’re at it) and simply take them. Enter the Control Room again.
VIRTUAL CONTROL ROOM
Take COMPUTER BUG from the arcade machine, returning gravity to normal. Place COMPUTER BUG on the typewriter computer, and you become 2D! Leave the room.
VIRTUAL STREET
Walk left a few steps, and enter Sybil‘s Shop.
VIRTUAL SYBIL’S SHOP
Click on her cupboard on the right. Now you’re 2D, you can simply slip through the gap under the door. You find another GOLD COIN. You have 5 GOLD COINS now. Leave the shop.
VIRTUAL STREET
Enter the Control Room in the alley.
VIRTUAL CONTROL ROOM
Take COMPUTER BUG from the typewriter computer, and you become 3D again. Phew! For a bit of fun, place COMPUTER BUG on the pop-up computer on the right. Not very helpful, but fun! You automatically retrieve the COMPUTER BUG. Now leave the room.
VIRTUAL STREET
Leave the alley. Head right, and continue right, to Bosco’s E Convenience Shop. Enter the shop.
BOSCO’S E CONVENIENCE SHOP
Give Bosco your 5 GOLD COINS, and buy the WOODEN LONG SWORD. Hit Bosco with the WOODEN LONG SWORD to knock him out of this virtual reality, and back into the real world. Now click on the goggles icon at the bottom right to return to reality.
BOSCO’S INCONVENIENCE SHOP
You still need to learn Bosco’s bank password is. Look at the BINOCULARS on the counter. Bosco won’t let you touch them. Talk to Bosco, and use the following dialogue option.
– Look behind you.
When Bosco turns round, take the BINOCULARS. Now use BINOCULARS on Bosco to see his tattoo – his password is ‘Bosco’. How original! Now use VIRTUAL REALITY GOGGLES on yourself to enter the Virtual World again.
BOSCO’S E CONVENIENCE SHOP
Walk left a few steps and use the sludgie machine. Look at the Menacing Blue Slime it produces. Use your WOODEN LONG SWORD to attack the Blue Slime, and use the following options.
– Attack with item (select the WOODEN LONG SWORD).
You defeat the Blue Slime, and pick up the BLUE SLIME that remains on the floor. Leave the shop.
VIRTUAL STREET
Head left, and continue left, until you see you see your virtual Desoto car. Click on your car, and choose to drive to Bancolavadero.com – the Virtual Bank.
VIRTUAL BANCOLAVADERO.COM BANK
You arrive at the virtual bank, but you’re blocked by the firewall. Watch, as the other cars are allowed in. Notice that their license plate matches the colour scheme of their car. That’s the key to gaining access to the bank. Click on the Office icon at the bottom right to return to your street.
VIRTUAL STREET
Note that the licence plate on your car is BRP. Use RAINBOW PAINT KIT on your car, and select the following colours.
– Blue for the front
– Red for the middle
– Purple for the back
Now click on your car again, and return to Bancolavadero.com.
VIRTUAL BANCOLAVADERO.COM BANK
This time, you’re able to drive straight into the bank.
Inside the bank, gaining access to Bosco’s account isn’t as straightforward as you hoped. You need to move £1 billion into his account. Here’s how you do it.
– Click on the ’Cook The Books’ in the red ‘Bosco’ square
– Enter the password – Bosco
– Click on ‘Cook The Books’ in the Kittens 4 Peace square
– Click on ‘Cook The Books’ in the Toy Mafia square
– Click on ‘Cook The Books’ in the Online Gambling square
– Click on ‘Cook The Books’ in the National Treasury square
Bosco now has £1 billion in his account! You automatically return to your street.
VIRTUAL STREET
Click on the goggles icon at the bottom right to return to reality.
STREET
Head right, and continue right, until you see Bosco’s Inconvenience Shop. Enter the shop.
BOSCO’S INCONVENIENCE SHOP
Talk to Bosco. He’s thrilled to find £1 billion in his bank account, and he gives you VIRULENT DISEASE in return. Now you have the VIRULENT DISEASE, it’s time to spread it around the internet, and end this Virtual Reality world once and for all. When you’re ready, leave the shop.
STREET
Use VIRTUAL REALITY GOGGLES on yourself to enter the Virtual world.
VIRTUAL STREET
Head left, and continue left, until you see the giant billboard above Sybil’s Shop. Look at the giant billboard above Sybil’s shop, and look at the SWORD sticking out of the billboard. Notice it is a +2 SWORD. That’s the perfect weapon to defeat Auntie Biotic. The problem is… it’s up there, and you’re down here. If only you could jump higher! Walk right a few steps, and enter the Control Room.
VIRTUAL CONTROL ROOM
Use COMPUTER BUG on the arcade machine again to alter gravity. Also, click on the pop-up computer on the right to enable pop-ups. You‘re gonna need pop-ups very soon. Leave the Control Room.
VIRTUAL STREET
Now you’ve altered gravity again, click on the +2 SWORD in the billboard to jump up there.
Try to grab the +2 SWORD from the billboard, but it’s stuck. No problem. Use BLUE SLIME with the +2 SWORD to make it sticky, and you automatically pull the +2 SWORD out of the billboard. Now jump back down to the street.
Auntie Biotic is still here, guarding the mailbox. Attack her with your newly-acquired +2 SWORD. Now use the following options.
– Defend with item (select the JACK IN THE BOX)
– Attack with item (select the +2 SWORD)
You defeated Auntie Biotic! Hurrah! Now use COMPUTER DISEASE with the mailbox. The Internet isn’t happy about what you’ve done! She’s lost her respect for living things, and wants revenge. She starts to dismantle the Virtual world, starting with the graphics. You find yourself in Reality 1.5 – a text adventure world. Your only hope now, is to restore the Internet’s respect for living things.
Read the text, then use the following dialogue options.
– Look… Look at respect for living things
– Look… Look at the Internet
– Look… Look at Max
– Get… Get respect for living things (it falls into a chasm)
– Go… Go East
(read the text)
– Get… Get Bosco’s
– Go… Go West
– Go… Go North West
(read the text)
– Get… Get rare foil card
– Use… Use Bosco’s… Use Bosco’s with Nauseating lake
– Go… Go South East
(read the text)
– Go… Go Down
(read the text)
– Use… Use Nauseating Bosco’s… With Corporate Presence
(read the text)
– Get… Get respect for living things
– Go… Go Up
– Use… Use respect for living things… with Internet
The Internet respects you again. Now sit back, and enjoy the final cut scene.
The End!
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