Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don’t Dry
HEADQUARTERS OF PRUNE INCORPORATED
Take the Prune Balloons.
GYM – NLW Strip
Use the Gym Customer Card on Steven. You get Brotein Powder.
In inventory use the Band Aid with the Blow-Up Doll to get Fixed Blow-Up Doll.
Combine The Fixed Blow-Up doll with the Prune Balloons to get a Blown-Up Doll.
Go through the barrier & talk to Lance. Automatically show him the Blown-Up Doll, Strawberry P*nis & Lady Gag Poster.
Talk to Lance to ask him if he would like to meet Dick now.
Pick up the White Wash Cream.
Talk to Diana. She runs the studio & doesn’t date weaklings.
Look at & interact with the Punching Bag of Self Mutilation.
Organise a Wedding
NLW STRIP
Talk to Dick. When he & Lance split up, Lance threw his gift into the Ocean.
PIER 69
Look at the Flotsam & see something sparkling. Interact with the flotsam to get a Washed Up Wedding Ring.
GYM – NLW Strip
Use the Washed Up Wedding Ring on Lance & then the “Doom Perignon”
He asks you to organise a wedding. You just need to find the priest.
FUNFAIR – Pier 69
Ask Waltraud about the priest.
Talk to Smokey Bear. He gives you Aluminum Foil. Ask him about the priestess & he mentions Priestess Tuck.
BACKROOM – Lefty’s
Go through the Secret Tunnel to Jail.
POLICE STATION
Talk to Tuck. She wants you to prepare the altar & gives you her Drag Key.
FUNFAIR – Pier 69
Go to the wedding chapel.
Use the Drag Key on the Wedding Lectern to get the “Book of Love”, Candles & a Remote.
Use the “Book of Love” on the Book Holder.
Use the “Doom Perignon” on the Champagne Bucket.
Use the Flowers on the Wedding Arch.
Use the Candles on the Candle Sticks. Use the Match Box on the Candles.
GYM – NLW Strip
Talk to Lance. He wants you to try & get Dick to the pier.
NLW STRIP
Talk to Dick to get him to go to the pier with you.
FUNFAIR – Pier 69
Automatically be at the Wedding Chapel. Use the Remote on the Animatronic Bear.
Use the Washed Up Wedding Ring on Lance & the Lubed Wedding Ring on Dick. INSTACRAP PIC 15
ACHIEVEMENT: Lance (Help Lance)
You have 31 Timber points
See the scene of BJ & Faith in the Skyloft Office.
Impress Diana
LEISURE SUITE – NLW Strip
Look at & take the “F*ck – O – Matic Deluxe” – Bea lets you take it for a spin.
GYM – NLW Strip
In inventory combine the “F*ck – O – Matic Deluxe” with the Fisting Hand to get a “Fist – O – Matic Deluxe”.
Use this with Punching Bag of Self-Mutilation. INSTACRAP PIC 8
Diana invites you to meet her at the Entertainment Mile on the Pier.
FUNFAIR – Pier 69
Talk to Diana.
Interact with the High Striker. INSTACRAP PIC 9
Use the Lubed Plunger on the Puck of the High Striker.
Interact with the High Striker again. INSTACRAP PIC 10
Diana is impressed.
GYM – Lefty’s
Diana wants you to ask Steven for her shake.
Ask Steven for the shake. It’s all gone as he needed it himself but he tells you how to make it.
The ingredients are fresh cucumber, kale, protein & it has to be soya based to give it that special flavour. It has to be spun in a powerful centrifuge.
DANCEFLOOR – Hell’s Pawn
Take the Flyers to get a Strip Intern Job Posting.
Use the Fleshlight With Ink on the Strip Intern Job Posting to get a Prune Strip Intern Contract.
PRUNE SHOP – Prune Inc
Talk to Finley about Nari. You need to work there too to meet her.
Use the Prune Strip Intern Contract with Finley. You now have a job & a Prunepal account. Your access card is upgraded.
QUIKI MART – NLW Strip
Take the Watermelon, Kale & Rainbow Hair Extension.
BACKROOM – Lefty’s
Use the Pipe Piece with the Dripping Pipe. Interact with the lever on the Brewing Kettle to push it down, interact with the valve & then interact with the lever again to push it up.
BAR – Lefty’s
Tell Lefty.
He’s had to change the recipe for the Barbarian Brew & wants you to get him the ingredients.
He gives you the Barbarian Brew Recipe.
BACKROOM – Lefty’s
Interact with the Brewashing Machine to open the door.
Use the Cucumber, Kale, Brotein Powder & Expired Soy on the Brewashing Machine. Interact with the machine to close the door & start it spinning.
BAR – Lefty’s
Use the Thermal Jug on the Tap to get Jizzorade.
GYM – NLW Strip
Use the Jizzorade on Diana. Automatically adjust her watch while she’s gone.
You need a room.
QUIKI MART – NLW Strip
See in inventory that the Frozen Slushy is now Molten Slushy.
Take a Frozen Slushy from the Slushy machine. Combine it with the Thermal Jug to get Cooled Slushy.
Meet Nari
PRUNE SHOP – Prune Inc
Use the Access Card on the Elevator to go to the Prune Office.
PRUNE OFFICE – Prune Inc
Talk to Nari. She likes you as you’re as nerdy as she is.
She’ll be free as soon as the new version of the PiPhone has passed all of its tests.
She gives you an assignment to get her a tall, hot, stiff, vanilla latte.
Interact with the coffee Machine & take the Vanilla Latte. Use this on Nari.
She further upgrades your access card.
Look at the DNA Scanner. It only takes saliva samples.
Use the Access Card on the Elevator to go to the Prune Tech Lab.
PRUNE TECH LAB – Prune Inc
Talk to the ProtoPi.
Look at the QA Machine & see that there are 5 tests.
Look at the Status Icon before each one to see what the test will be.
Use something appropriate to protect the ProtoPi before interacting with the lever to put it through the test.
The first one indicates fire so use the Cooled Slushy.
The 2nd test indicates a saw so use the Chainmail Bra.
The 3rd test indicates radiation so use the Aluminum Foil.
The 4th test indicates a laser so use the Hand Mirror.
For the last test choose any numbers for the configuration.
Take the Super Power Bank.
PRUNE OFFICE – Prune Inc
Talk to Nari. You need to be more nerdy & to prove it she wants you to bring her a “Treasure Loot Terry” Module.
STREET – Lefty’s
Use the Hedge Trimmer on the Lush Bush to reveal a Junction Box.
Use the Super Power Bank on the Junction Box.
Interact with the Manhole Cover.
BUNKER – Lefty’s
Pick up the Pencil from the shelf on the left. Take the Empty Remote Control from the body.
Take the Chainsaw Fuel & pick up the Batteries from the barrel.
Use the Batteries with the Empty Remote control to get a Charged Remote Control.
Interact with the Ghettoblaster – there’s a cassette in there but it’s finished. Look at the Ghettoblaster – it has no rewind button. Take the Cassette from the Cassette Deck. Look at it in inventory to see that it’s labelled “Code for the secret door”.
In inventory use the Pencil on the Cassette to get a Rewound Cassette. Use this on the Cassette Desk & interact with the Ghettoblaster to listen to the message.
Use the Charged Remote Control on the Computer & enter, as instructed in the message, 1, 2, 3, 4, & 5.
Take the Treasure Loot Terry Cartridge.
BAR – Lefty’s
Talk to Lefty. Repeatedly ask him what he can tell you about this new world until he’s told you everything you need to know.
ACHIEVEMENT: Stay a while and listen (Lefty can tell a lot of “interesting” things)
Look at the Barbarian Brew Recipe in inventory. For the ingredients Lefty wants something to enhance the beer taste & aroma, something that’ll turn the beer high octane & something completely natural with a vitalizing effect.
Give Lefty Tuck’s Perfume, the Chainsaw Fuel & the Maca.
You can now use the room upstairs & also the brewery.
Pick up the Moose Head.
Date Diana
GYM – NLW Strip
Talk to Diana.
APARTMENT – Lefty’s
INSTACRAP PIC 11
ACHIEVEMENT: Diana (Date Diana)
You have 31 Timber points
Date Nari
PRUNE OFFICE – Prune Inc
Use the Treasure Loot Terry Cartridge on Nari. INSTACRAP PIC 12
APARTMENT – Lefty’s
Nari wants to wear a unicorn head & tail. And she wants disco lights.
PRUNE OFFICE – Prune Inc
Use the Sticky Bone on the Pencil Sharpener, by the left column, to get Sharp Bone.
Try to take the Red Ball to see Nari’s missing assistant. Try to take the ball again – the dried saliva might be able to unlock the DNA scanner. Interact with Nari’s Assistant & take the Corkscrew.
LEISURE SUITE – NLW Strip
In inventory combine the White Wash Cream with the Moose Head to get a White Moose Head.
Use the Sharp Bone with the White Moose Head to get a Fake Unicorn Head.
Interact with the Last H*rny – Corn to take the Unicorn Head.
Use the Fake Unicorn Head on The Headless H*rny – Corn.
APARTMENT – Lefty’s
Combine the Rainbow Hair Extension with the Plug Like chess Piece to get a Unicorn Tail Plug.
Use the Hand Mirror on the Wrecking Chomp to create a Disco Chomp.
Interact with the light switch to turn the light off.
Use the Unicorn Head & the Unicorn Tail Plug with Nari. INSTACRAP PIC 13 & 14.
ACHIEVEMENT: Nari (Date Nari)
BAR – Lefty’s
You have 38 Timber points.
See the scene of BJ & Faith in the Skyloft Office.
Anu
GYM – NLW Strip
In inventory use the Corkscrew with the Water Melon to get a Bowling Melon. Use it on the Bowling Ball to swap them.
PRUNE TECH LAB – Prune Inc
Use the Bowling Ball on the Slide.
PRUNE OFFICE – Prune Inc
Use the USB Stick on the Computer to get USB With Data.
BACKROOM – Lefty’s
Go through the Secret Tunnel to Jail.
POLICE STATION
Give Anu the USB With Data.
NLW STRIP
You get a phone call from Anu. She wants to meet you at the Salon du Lezard.
SALON DU LEZARD – NLW Strip
See Anu & BJ arguing.
After BJ leaves talk to Anu to learn that the information you got for her is useless. She wants to know what BJ’s hiding. BJ always carries his gold access card with him that’s needed to get into the Skyloft.
PRUNE STORE – Prune Inc
Overhear BJ telling Finley & Kyle that he lost his card.
SALON DU LEZARD – NLW Strip
Try to use the Hedge Trimmers on Everitt or Atticus.
Interact with various items/places e.g the Tip Jar to find BJ’s Keycard. (Its hiding place varies)
ACHIEVEMENT: Cut contest (Try to trim some beards)
PRUNE SKYLOFT – Prune Inc
Automatically arrive. When you see the dialogue choice Ctrl + B press Ctrl & B on your keyboard. Press them again to exit the close-up.
Look at the Code Lock.
ACHIEVEMENT: NSFW (Pretend you are working)
PRUNE STORE – Prune Inc
Listen to BJ undergoing his security check.
Pay particular attention to the answer for his security sign: “Capital B four times the equal sign capital D”.
PRUNE SKYLOFT – Prune Inc
Interact with the Code Lock.
Click on: B = = = = D
A secret server rises up out of the floor……….INSTACRAP PIC 16
ACHIEVEMENT: Anu (Date Anu)
Faith emerges from the elevator. She’ll deal with you later.
You get a phone call. Anu now has all the info about the new PiPhone.
You have 45 Timber points
Look at & interact with the Hidden Server…………See BJ’s presentation about the new PiPhone.
Pi offers to help you connect to the server. Tell her to reset your Timber score.
You have 90 Timber points
You fall through the hole in the floor & land in the midst of BJ’s presentation. Choose any reponses.
Retro Larry
TOILET
Pick up the Wet “Ball Street Journal” from the floor.
Interact with the Toilet Door. Take the Plunger.
Look at the sink. It’s clogged so use the Plunger on it. Pick up the Sloppy Eel to get a Stiff Eel in inventory.
Look at & interact with the Hand Dryer. It seems to be broken.
Look at & interact with the Mirror. Talk to yourself. Ask yourself to fix the hand dryer.
Use the Wet “Ball Street Journal” on the Hand Dryer to get a Dry “Ball Street Journal”.
Interact with the Door to Lefty’s Bar. It’s locked.
Look at the Key Hole to see that the key’s in the key hole on the other side.
Use the Dry “Ball Street Journal” on the Door to Lefty’s Bar.
Use the Stiff Eel on the Key Hole.
Interact with the Journal Under the Door. Pick up the Key. After a conversation with it use it on the Key Hole.
Go to the bar to find yourself in the Oral Office. Choose your responses.
ACHIEVEMENT: Grab her by the pixel (Meet the president)
Wake up to see Kyle & Finley. Find out that BJ & Faith are on a yacht to BJ’s villa in Cancum.
See the scene of BJ & Faith on the pier.
PIER 69
Interact with the Porthole…………. INSTACRAP PIC 17
CARGO HOLD
Talk to Pi. You’re bored.
Interact with the Porthole….You die (5)
Look at & interact with the Cracked Crate on the left. Take a Crowbar from the Crowbar Pile.
Look at & interact with the Upside Down Crate to try & take the loose board.
Use the Crowbar on the Upside Down Crate. Take the Screaming Rubber Chicken & the Sharp Piece of Wood.
Take the Push Up Bra from the pipe.
Use the Sharp Piece of Wood with the Vibrating Parcel.
Interact with the Vibrating Parcel to get a Vibratomizer 3000.
Use the Crowbar on the Coffin to see a Mannequin.
Use the Push up Bra on the Mannequin to make a Busty Mannequin.
Use the Screaming Rubber Chicken on the Mannequin to make a Squealing Busty Mannequin.
Use the Vibratomizer 3000 on the Squealing Busty Mannequin. Take the resulting Squealing Vibrating Busty Mannequin.
Use the Crowbar on the Toxic Barrel.
Use the Squealing Vibrating Busty Mannequin on the Glowing Ooze…………….
ACHIEVEMENT: Hitting the all time low (Have fun with the “Time-Killing-Machine”)
Cancum
Interact with the Avocado Tree to get Avocados.
Interact with the Sand Castle to get a Syringe.
Interact with the Well Crank. Take the Bucket.
Look at & interact with the Stone Slab.
Exit to the right & talk to the bartender – Lefty?
Learn that the villa belongs to BJ. The locals built the wall.
Pick up the “Cooking For Gringos” book.
Exit to the left.
Look at the painting & talk to El Rey.
Ask him about the painting. Ask him to translate the prophecies.
Look at the Trug – the alpacas are starving.
Take the Alpaca Manure.
Interact with the Tomato Plant to get an Unripe Tomato.
Look at the Sunscreen. Look up at the Loose Patch.
Feed the Alpacas
LOS LEFTO’S
Look at the recipe for “Original Cancum Guacamole” in the “Cooking For Gringos” book in inventory.
You need an avocado, a sun-ripened Tomato, some lemon Juice, Fresh coriander & a pinch of salt.
Look at the poster for Cerveza De Los Barbaros.
Talk to Lefty & ask him for a Cerveza De Los Barbaros which comes with a Lemon Slice & Salt.
Ask Lefty how you can get over the wall. He’s heard about a secret tunnel.
TOWN
Use the Unripe Tomato with the Stone Slab.
Use the Alpaca Manure on the Soil Patch.
Use the “Cooking For Gringos” book on the Herb Bed to get Coriander.
Exit & then re-enter the Town
Pick up the Sun-ripened Tomato.
LOS LEFTO’S
Interact with the Blender. Tell Lefty you just need to mix something up, you have a great guacamole recipe & you will give him the recipe.
Use the Avocado, Sun-ripened Tomato, Lemon Juice, Coriander & Salt on the Blender.
Interact with the Blender to mix everything.
Use the Bucket on the Blender With Guacamole to get a Bucket With Guacamole.
WALL
Use the Bucket With Guacamole on the Trug.
In inventory use the Syringe with the Cerveza De Los Barbaros to get a Filled Syringe.
Use the Filled Syringe with the Loose Patch in the sunscreen.
Interact with the Sun Beam.
Agree to take El Rey’s cactus when he offers it.
ACHIEVEMENT: The chosen one (Fulfil the prophecy)
You talk to El Ungulado & Al Parka. They tell you where the secret passage is & how to access it.
Over the Wall (1st Time)
LOS LEFTO’S
Interact with the Chimney Mechanism. Go through the secret passage.
OUTSIDE THE VILLA
Pick up the abnormal ‘Watering Can’.
Interact with the P*nis Fly Trap…… You Die (6)
Look at the Scribbled Window.
Interact with the Villa Door. It’s locked.
Go up the path to a cliff.
Pick up the Exceptionally Big Eraser.
Interact with the Eggplant bush & try to take the Giant Eggplant.
Use the abnormal ‘Watering Can’ on the Giant Eggplant.
Interact with the Giant Eggplant again to take it.
OUTSIDE THE VILLA
Use the Giant Eggplant with the P*nis Fly Trap.
Use the Exceptionally Big Eraser on the Scribbled Window.
Enter the villa.
VILLA
Try to follow Faith by interacting with each Door she goes through.
After she disappears interact with the painting.
Look for & then interact with the Hidden Switch located in a wooden panel right of the painting.
Interact with the Secret Door.
Behind it everything’s dark but go anyway…………… INSTACRAP PIC 18
ACHIEVEMENT: Thanks for the cactus (Learn something about Larry’s subconscious)
Over the Wall (2nd Time)
WALL
El Rey gives you The Key.
LOS LEFTO’S
Interact with the Chimney Mechanism. Go through the secret passage.
OUTSIDE THE VILLA
Take the Watering Can. Look at the Trash Can & try to interact with the Trash Can Lid.
CLIFF
Pick up the Exceptionally Big Eraser-Sized Brick.
Try to take the Paddle.
Use the Watering Can on the Dry Soil. Take the Paddle.
OUTSIDE THE VILLA
Use the Paddle on the Trash Can Lid.
Use the Exceptionally Big Eraser-Sized Brick on the Window.
Go through the Window.
VILLA
Go through one of the doors (e.g. the last one on the right) to get to the ground floor.
Go to the left & interact with the Hidden Switch in the wooden panel.
Go back to the right & interact with the Secret Door to go through.
Talk to BJ. Use The Key on the Cage Lock.
Try to interact with the Security Door. Interact with the Red Button.
Go through one of the doors (e.g. the first one on the left) to get to the upper floor.
Exit through the window.
OUTSIDE THE VILLA
Save Game
CLIFF
Talk to Faith. Tell her you used the door opener……INSTACRAP PIC 19?
Choose which way Faith should go – left or right……INSTACRAP PIC 20?
LOS LEFTO’S
Finish telling Lefty about your escapade……….
THE END
ACHIEVEMENT: Done! (Complete the game)
ACHIEVEMENT: Nice guys finish last (Watch the credits to the end)