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Throwback Thursday – Bermuda Syndrome

Throwback Thursday - Bermuda Syndrome

Throwback Thursday – Bermuda Syndrome


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Release Date: 1995
Note: Review originally published January 1, 2009

Adventure games and side-scrollers are two of the oldest genres in computer gaming. So why not mix them together? Short answer: Bermuda Syndrome.

If Bermuda Syndrome were a Hollywood film, it would surely be an instant hit. I mean, it’s got dinosaurs, dinosaurs getting their heads blown off, primitive villagers, primitive villagers getting their heads blown off, and a topless female lead. Unfortunately, nudity and violence don’t always make for good adventure gaming: Bermuda Syndrome is essentially a crummy side-scroller and a crummier adventure game mixed together.

Bermuda Syndrome basically chronicles the adventures of pilot Jack J. Thompson, a World War II fighter pilot shot down on an island in the Bermuda Triangle (now I’m no history buff, but I really don’t think any aerial battles were fought in the Caribbean). Unfortunately for Jack-o, this island happens to be inhabited by dinosaurs that would like nothing more than to disembowel and cook him with a bit of cilantro. Jack is joined by the Princess, a native girl who wears about as much as Britney Spears in her recent Pepsi commercial (sans the suspenders and, uh, half of her bra).

Jack is controlled in the typical side-scrolling fashion of the left, right, and up keys. There’s nothing wrong with that. However, there is something wrong with the fact that Jack is about as responsive as a Ford Expedition. There are only about ten possible places to stand on each screen, as opposed to about a hundred in more recent side-scrollers like Jazz Jackrabbit.

And, believe it or not, the adventure facets of the game are even worse. Jack interfaces with the world by selecting an inventory object and then pressing enter. As if that weren’t enough, various “action-only” segments are sprinkled throughout Bermuda Syndrome, where Jack jumps, shoots, and meanders through caves of enemies. Playing Bermuda Syndrome is about as fun as listening to John Denver’s greatest hits (alternate sentence for people who like John Denver: Playing Bermuda Syndrome is about as fun as listening to Eminem’s greatest hits) (alternate sentence for people who like John Denver and Eminem: Playing Bermuda Syndrome is about as fun as going a day with no hallucinogenic drugs).

In all fairness, the graphics and sound in Bermuda Syndrome are very well-done. Each screen has a beautiful pastel background, and the dinosaurs are lovingly 3D-rendered (especially for 1995 technology). Music is excellent, as is voice acting. Jack sounds like your typical 1950s tough-guy hero, and the Princess is, for some odd reason, French. The dialogue is very campy, very fifties B-movie. Lines like, “Kiss me, Jack Thompson,” are really corny, but hey, they work!

But eye and ear candy are nothing if a game’s no fun to play, and Bermuda Syndrome is definitely not fun to play. There’s no hope for the side-scroller/adventure genre, and somehow I doubt any tears will be shed over it. And if you see a Bermuda Syndrome movie, don’t be too surprised.

Final Grade: D

If you liked Bermuda Syndrome:
A psychiatrist
Play: Jazz Jackrabbit 2
Read: Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton
Watch: King Kong

System Requirements:
66 MHz or faster processor
8 MB memory
Windows 95
2x CD-ROM drive or faster
256-color SVGA video graphic card
Sound card

Adam Rodman

Adam Rodman

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