Week 5
Jake Retires to Shady Brook
In a flurry of last minute voting, Jake Tobin and Carol Reed jockeyed to avoid eviction from the island with Jake finally succumbing to a contingent of voters who were rumored to be upset with his failure to produce a new novel since his stay on Adventure Survivor Island.
Previous Weeks Week 4
Al Emmo Gone, Seems No One ‘Mined’ In a not-so-surprising move, prospector Al Emmo is the latest casualty of Adventure Survivor Island II. Al’s diminutive stature and constant kvetching about a lack of good women had many of the male contestants singing the praises of Brokeback Mountain.
Week 3 Scout Neutered, Banishment Declaws Adventure Scout the one-eyed cat is the second casualty of Adventure Survivor Island II. When asked to comment on his expulsion, he arched his back and menacingly squinted his one good eye. Scout has not been seen since last entering a Chinese restaurant for his first hot meal since arriving at the island. Week 2 Frasse Blue, First Off Adventure Survivor Island II Frasse, the blue monster, is the first casualty of Adventure Survivor Island II. He did not seem adversely affected by the decision though as he was last seen with his little green friend Gurra as they resumed their quest for the Peas of Kejick. When asked what advice he had for the remaining survivors, Frasse replied somewhat cryptically, “Never try to peel a wooden banana.”
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