In a flurry of last minute voting, Jake Tobin and Carol Reed jockeyed
to avoid eviction from the island with Jake finally succumbing to a contingent
of voters who were rumored to be upset with his failure to produce a new
novel since his stay on Adventure Survivor Island.
In
a not-so-surprising move, prospector Al Emmo is the latest casualty
of
Adventure Survivor Island II. Al’s diminutive stature and constant
kvetching about a lack of good women had many of the male contestants
singing the praises of Brokeback Mountain.
Week
3
Scout
Neutered, Banishment Declaws Adventure
Scout
the one-eyed cat is the second casualty of Adventure Survivor
Island II. When asked to comment on his expulsion, he arched
his back and menacingly squinted his one good eye. Scout has
not been seen since last entering a Chinese restaurant for his
first hot meal since arriving at the island.
Week 2
Frasse
Blue, First Off Adventure Survivor Island II
Frasse, the
blue monster, is the first casualty of Adventure Survivor Island
II. He did not
seem adversely affected by the decision though as he was last seen
with his little green friend Gurra as they resumed their quest
for the Peas of Kejick. When asked what advice he had for the remaining
survivors, Frasse replied somewhat cryptically, “Never try
to peel a wooden banana.”
