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17 MAY 2004 at 5:33pm

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17 MAY 2004 at 5:42pm

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They're being given lessons?  
 Oh my...

What?


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17 MAY 2004 at 5:54pm

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That's what you get for being too damn puritan.


This has got to be one of the most unbelieveable news I ever read before.

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17 MAY 2004 at 6:16pm

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[smiley=doh.gif] I read that this morning.

Completely barkers if true. How can you get to 36 without knowing about sex. Jeez what a sad life.

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17 MAY 2004 at 6:38pm
Deleted UserWTF? I thought it was instinct!

Did they check their frontal lobes?

17 MAY 2004 at 9:13pm

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God, poor things - anyone here like to give them a demonstration? [smiley=devil_smiley_grintail.gif]

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17 MAY 2004 at 10:12pm

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Wish granted

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17 MAY 2004 at 10:21pm
Deleted UserThat smiley just made my day![smiley=laughing.gif]

Err... night.


17 MAY 2004 at 10:29pm
Deleted UserSurely this is discriminating against sexless couples  


17 MAY 2004 at 11:35pm

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Fantastic smiley DJ~!  


Well doesn't that just show you the power of religion?


I guess their life together is about to get a whole lot more interesting.....

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17 MAY 2004 at 11:43pm

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Sheesh, it's a scene almost straight out of Catch-22! Who woulda thunk it possible?  [smiley=shaking_head.gif] [smiley=boggled.gif]


 


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17 MAY 2004 at 11:59pm

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Well,I hope their therapist explains very carefully.
They might even have problems filling in the form.That smilie was hilarious.

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18 MAY 2004 at 12:01am
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Originally Posted By Caroline (17 MAY 2004 11:34pm)
Fantastic smiley DJ~!  


Well doesn't that just show you the power of religion?


I guess their life together is about to get a whole lot more interesting.....


hehe yeah, perhaps they expected to "begat" children  



18 MAY 2004 at 12:23am

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Maybe the young lady just needs a bit of tutoring - being the giver that I am - I'd be willing to offer my time for free -  :

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18 MAY 2004 at 12:29am

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I have a bad headache.


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18 MAY 2004 at 2:52am

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My goodness!  And here you have all these people who shouldn't be having sex, much less going near each other in the first place, and yet somehow these two slipped through the cracks and missed the boat entirely!

Contrary to popular belief, there is no stork that delivers babies.   :

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18 MAY 2004 at 3:00am

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Originally Posted By Lucien21 (17 MAY 2004 6:16pm)
Completely barkers if true. How can you get to 36 without knowing about sex. Jeez what a sad life.

But look on the bright side. People like that aren't too likely to pass on their genes


(not that I believe this story for one second; Germany is not all that puritanical)
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18 MAY 2004 at 3:06am

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Actually, it's not all THAT rare.  There was a big problem in Portugal about ten years ago, where a whole bunch of couples couldn't figure out that the A tab goes in the B slot.

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18 MAY 2004 at 3:11am

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Originally Posted By DragonRose (18 MAY 2004 3:06am)
Actually, it's not all THAT rare.  There was a big problem in Portugal about ten years ago,

For real? Or is it just an urban myth? Sorry if I'm reluctant to believe it, but if a news story sounds too outlandish to be true, that's often because it is.

where a whole bunch of couples couldn't figure out that the A tab goes in the B slot.

And I thought it was blindingly obvious... :

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18 MAY 2004 at 3:58am

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Well, we'd have to know how sheltered they were.  There are plenty of sects that forbid magazines and newspapers, television, radio etc and they raise their kids in their own schools and insist the girls get married at 18 to boys from their own sect and everyone must leave school at 16 and is forbidden from using computers.  The women aren't allowed to cut their hair, wear scarves when in public, must not associate with non sect members.  The sect is totally self-reliant and self funding and they don't borrow funds from banks to buy houses and the whole church renovates/repairs each other's homes.    Sounds wierd?

Dead right it's wierd.  They have a meeting hall around the corner from me.  The Breathren.   They own a very prosperous car dealership not far from here which funds their sect.  Very closed non evangelical sect.  However, the women all have a small tribe of kids behind them, so they've obviously figured that bit out.

My friend lives next door to one and when they were persuaded to allow their daughter to complete year 12 at school, the rest of the church punished them by removing their other two daughters into homes where they would not be contaminated by their elder sister's company.  And the sect is so strong that the parents agreed to this punishment.  They also arrange marriages for their girls outside their own community which of course only increases the girls' dependence on their husband.  This wife was imported from New Zealand and is delighted her sister has been sent over to find a husband - at last she won't be alone.   Kinda hard to leave a sect when you have no outside contact or support.  

So, yes, some cults do exercise such immense control over their followers.  

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18 MAY 2004 at 6:58am

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I thought it was gooseberry bushes,not storks ???

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18 MAY 2004 at 7:58am

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Originally Posted By Anne (18 MAY 2004 6:57am)
I thought it was gooseberry bushes,not storks ???



Anne,
Europeans do it differently.  I've seen houses in Austria with little platforms above their chimneys to allow the storks to nest without blocking the air flow.

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18 MAY 2004 at 8:32am

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But Santa Clause comes down the chimney?

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18 MAY 2004 at 10:08am

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What is SEX???
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