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1 DEC 2012 at 9:29pm

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We won't mention any names, but her initials are C.A.R.O.L.I.N.E.

 

A candid portrait:

 

Main diet: chocolate-covered eucalyptus leaves. And pastilles.

 

Needs: new swimwear for the upcoming season.

 

Wants: only the Flying Spaghetti Monster knows for sure.

 

Has: purty flours and nice kids

 

My Wish for your birthday, Caroline:

 

"May you live to be one hundred, and then decide for yourself from there."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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1 DEC 2012 at 10:58pm

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Yes, happy birthday to this Caroline even though the poor thing is so far gone she thinks that summer is almost here!


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2 DEC 2012 at 6:37am

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Hey.  Summer is almost here.  We've just had a heatwave of 100F and my poor fuchsias are dropping leaves.  I have of course been out with my girlfriends celebrating my 50th birthday.  

 

My little brother made the foolish mistake of asking me how old I was.... boy did he look dumbfounded to discover I was now younger than him. 



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2 DEC 2012 at 8:59am

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Moving right along - good on ya! Have a great Birthday!



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2 DEC 2012 at 12:55pm

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.  < dot's for you on your 50th birthday, Caroline. 

 

Hope it's a very very happy one. 

 

Cheers, Terry 



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2 DEC 2012 at 2:40pm

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Happy Birthday! May the chocolate be with you!



 


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2 DEC 2012 at 3:30pm

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Hope you have a wonderful day with lots of chocolate!


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2 DEC 2012 at 7:18pm

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Have a Great Birthday!

 



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2 DEC 2012 at 8:08pm

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Originally Posted By Terry Penrod (2 DEC 2012 12:55pm)

.  < dot's for you on your 50th birthday, Caroline.

Wow. I've never known Penrod to ever offer up one of his dots - especially a bold one. 'tis a special birthday, indeed.

 

Sigh .Seemed like only yesterday I turned 50 (but it's been not yet a year).

 

 

 

 

 

 


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2 DEC 2012 at 9:33pm

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speak for your self Mark... we are only 20 around here



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2 DEC 2012 at 9:41pm

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Originally Posted By tincup2 (2 DEC 2012 9:33pm)

speak for your self Mark... we are only 20 around here...

Bite!

 

 


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2 DEC 2012 at 9:55pm

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haha... but happy birthday to the the kid Caroline..



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2 DEC 2012 at 11:28pm

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Happy Birthday, Caroline!  Here are a couple of chocolate items from my secret stash.  Enjoy!


"Where is the fountain that throws up these flowers in a ceaseless outbreak of ecstasy?"

-Rabindranath Tagore


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3 DEC 2012 at 7:43am

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Since we apparently have small invisible children visiting the forum these days, Caroline, i'll simply link you this year...  http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maimntwRkC1rpy8yeo1_1280.jpg 

 

 

Anyway, hope it was a good one! 

 

[size= large]    


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3 DEC 2012 at 7:45am

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happy b-day 


 

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3 DEC 2012 at 4:07pm

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Have a happy chocolaty birthday!



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4 DEC 2012 at 10:06am

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Happy Birthday Caroline!

 

Planned on sending you some chocolate but it wouldnt fit in my CD/DVD drive.... Maybe next year?


 


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4 DEC 2012 at 2:02pm

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Originally Posted By Support (4 DEC 2012 10:06am)

Planned on sending you some chocolate but it wouldnt fit in my CD/DVD drive...

Upgrade to a Blu-ray player, Support. It'll read anything you throw at it:

 

M & M's

Heath Bars

Hachez "Cocktail-Taler" Mojito-flavoured Pastilles

Puck's Pucks

Steam-rollered Haigh's Fishies

Waffled and/or Pancaked Tootsie Bars

Elsie the Cow's Flattened Fritter Cakes

 

Need I mention the resolution is incredible? Why, it's like eating the real thing!


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4 DEC 2012 at 7:20pm

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Hope you had a great Birthday Caroline!



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5 DEC 2012 at 1:59am

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Originally Posted By Mark (4 DEC 2012 2:02pm)

Originally Posted By Support (4 DEC 2012 10:06am)

Planned on sending you some chocolate but it wouldnt fit in my CD/DVD drive...

Upgrade to a Blu-ray player, Support. It'll read anything you throw at it:

 

M & M's

Heath Bars

Hachez "Cocktail-Taler" Mojito-flavoured Pastilles

Puck's Pucks

Steam-rollered Haigh's Fishies

Waffled and/or Pancaked Tootsie Bars

Elsie the Cow's Flattened Fritter Cakes

 

Need I mention the resolution is incredible? Why, it's like eating the real thing!


Mark, have i ever told you that i love you? I've missed my morning chuckle while you were away, my crazy friend.

 


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"They are not reciprocally sublated--the one does not sublate the other externally--but each sublates itself in itself and is in its own self the opposite of itself" (Hegel, from The Doctrine of Being)..."


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5 DEC 2012 at 1:11pm

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Caroline, a small gift to go along with your BluRay chocolates...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTStTdJ6l6c

 

Sante!



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5 DEC 2012 at 1:45pm

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Omg Tincup.  That was hilarious.  I loved the health warning at the end.     Now all we need to discover is if they plan to make one for chocolate. 

 

Thank you for all your well wishes.  My birthday celebrations lasted all weekend - as they ought.  I simply scheduled outings with my girlfriends, shopping, lunch, BBQ, movie etc.  

 

 

In all the activity I almost managed to forget how terribly old and ancient I was becoming.



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5 DEC 2012 at 11:49pm

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27 is a hard age to deal with, I know. Just wait till you're 30... that's all I can say - hang in there..



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7 DEC 2012 at 7:38am

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Yes, once you hit the big 3, it's all downhill from there..   


*   *   *    Just call me Trav.     *         *       *   

 

Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.”   - Robert Bloch
 

 

"They are not reciprocally sublated--the one does not sublate the other externally--but each sublates itself in itself and is in its own self the opposite of itself" (Hegel, from The Doctrine of Being)..."


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7 DEC 2012 at 3:11pm

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Happy belated birthday, Caroline.  Hope you enjoyed your special day!



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