Just to let you all know that I will no longer be able to associate with you all since I will be moving up to the super-rich level.

I have just received a fax from Mr. Samuel Kofi Atta Mills, the 'son of late Ghanaian President who died on the 24th of July 2012', He contacted just me, special little me, no one else but me, none of you, mind you, but me, SirDave, out of all the people in the whole wide world to let me know that 'We may be of great assistance to each other, likewise developing a cordial business relationship'.

You see, he just inherited $95,000,000 which he intends to use for 'investment purposes specifically in your country' and is going to place the funds, at my disposal, in my bank. But I have to do this just right because he says, 'Please Note: You are not going to spend any money until these funds get to your account where you want the bank to transfer the $95,000,000 to'. All I have to do is give all of my usual personal and employment information (name, address, marital status, date-of-birth, phone numbers, email addresses, name of employer, work address and position held).

I'm sure this is all true and he is absolutely trustworthy. One little thing though- he's the son of the late Ghanaian President, but his email address is in Kazakhstan. But I'm sure there is a perfectly logical explanation for that. So, you won't be seing anymore of me here. I'll be too busy spending my millions on the good life I've always deserved!

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That is great news, SirDave.  

But there really isn't a need to abandon us little folk completely. 

You can simply create a new account with a new user name and drop by for some slumming any time the mood strikes. 

Cheers, Terry 

I suspect you're going to need a little tin cup soon, Sir Dave.  Do you have a nice street corner picked out? 

In the meantime, I have a nice bridge I could sell you.

Remember that car you promised me? 

That's wonderful news for you SirDave.  All I can say is don't forget your favourite personal poetess.... the starving Antiopdean writer who brought the world news of the wonderful, amazing adventures of SirDave, the Sweetest Prince of All Time......

and his noble pursuit of his eternal ladylove the irresistible Jen (who it has to be said, jilted him for a short tubby balding bloke - but we won't mention that). 

Boy oh boy, some people have all the luck.

 But Im happy for you and hope you'll reconsider abandoning us commoners here at JA.

Wait a second, I thought he sent me a letter last week too.

Originally Posted By InlandAZ (14 SEP 2012 12:54pm)

Wait a second, I thought he sent me a letter last week too.

Are you trying to horn in on my $95,000,000? I already put $5,000,000 down on a $30,000,000 Beverly Hills estateI I've got big tycoon expenses now. No room for a partner.

Let's hope the fed prints out a lot more dollars in the future, so that there will be hyperinflation and SirDave's inheritance will become worthless 

We'll ruin the global economy that way, but hey at least we had a good laugh 

Originally Posted By markornikov (15 SEP 2012 2:19am)

 

We'll ruin the global economy that way, but hey at least we had a good laugh 

Wait... you mean it's not ruined already? 

Originally Posted By SirDave (15 SEP 2012 1:02am)

Originally Posted By InlandAZ (14 SEP 2012 12:54pm)

Wait a second, I thought he sent me a letter last week too.

 

Are you trying to horn in on my $95,000,000? I already put $5,000,000 down on a $30,000,000 Beverly Hills estateI I've got big tycoon expenses now. No room for a partner.

Well, I can't say I purchased any Real Estate with my share. But I did make a rather large investment in a small startup company, I think it was Cyan (and they threw in Broderbund as a perk). You're going to love the rich 3D environments in Unreal Myst - Larry finds love in the steam bath

Foolish investment? Who knows, I think it's a stroke of genius.  

Waaaait a second..... Tin cup.... Bridge...? Does this mean SirDave gets to be a troll now?