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| 28 AUG 2012 at 5:37pm |
Lady KestrelGuild Master


Posts : 4035 Joined: 27 SEP 2004 Location: US, NJ
Status : Offline | Eeeek! Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
"Where is the fountain that throws up these flowers in a ceaseless outbreak of ecstasy?"
-Rabindranath Tagore
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| 28 AUG 2012 at 6:31pm |
HelenGuild Master


Posts : 3436 Joined: 12 OCT 2002 Location: US
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| 28 AUG 2012 at 9:17pm |
CBPrivate Detective


Posts : 564 Joined: 5 NOV 2011 Location: US, CT
Status : Offline | It's been a banner year for my tomato crop. I'll be cookin' up enough spaghetti sauce this winter for everyone.
Give a man a fish: He will eat for a day.
Give a man a rod: He will sit on a boat and drink beer all day. - USA Network
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| 28 AUG 2012 at 9:25pm |
tincup2Journeyman


Posts : 817 Joined: 8 MAR 2011 Location: US, NYC
Status : Offline | Good! In spite of all the sun this summer many of my growing friends have been reporting poor crops - especially tomatos.. Make the sauce...
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| 29 AUG 2012 at 12:57am |
SirDaveGuild Master


Posts : 4940 Joined: 17 OCT 2002 Location: US
Status : Offline | I never knew that tomatoes had genitalia.

The future ain't what it used to be!
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| 29 AUG 2012 at 1:37am |
MarkGuild Master


Posts : 3803 Joined: 10 OCT 2002 Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | The top one looks like my face feels, and the bottom one looks like, well... my bottom.
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 29 AUG 2012 at 3:23am |
TravellerGuild Master


Posts : 4039 Joined: 3 JUL 2010 Location: US
Status : Offline | LOL.
So who ended up eating Mr Tomato, CB?
Mark, i'd given up on you. I thought you had departed to the musician's afterlife.
I should have realized you were simply not appearing because nobody on here dares to do rude-ish things anymore.
Nice to see you around again, dude!
* * * Just call me Trav. * * *
“Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.” - Robert Bloch
"They are not reciprocally sublated--the one does not sublate the other externally--but each sublates itself in itself and is in its own self the opposite of itself" (Hegel, from The Doctrine of Being)..."
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| 29 AUG 2012 at 6:13am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer


Posts : 16540 Joined: 28 JAN 2007 Location: AU
Status : Offline | You don't say what kind of tomato it is. I read this morning that the drought has devastated the American harvest this year so Britain's basic staples such as bread and pasta will rise. So it must be bad for you guys.
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| 29 AUG 2012 at 1:15pm |
CBPrivate Detective


Posts : 564 Joined: 5 NOV 2011 Location: US, CT
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Mark (29 AUG 2012 1:37am)
The top one looks like my face feels, and the bottom one looks like, well... my bottom.
Same fruit, just different views. 
Originally Posted By Caroline (29 AUG 2012 6:13am)
You don't say what kind of tomato it is. I read this morning that the drought has devastated the American harvest this year so Britain's basic staples such as bread and pasta will rise. So it must be bad for you guys.
It's a Brandywine. The other two varieties I'm growing are Roma (plum) and cherry.
Give a man a fish: He will eat for a day.
Give a man a rod: He will sit on a boat and drink beer all day. - USA Network
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| 29 AUG 2012 at 11:13pm |
MarkGuild Master


Posts : 3803 Joined: 10 OCT 2002 Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By CB (29 AUG 2012 1:15pm)
Originally Posted By Mark (29 AUG 2012 1:37am)
The top one looks like my face feels, and the bottom one looks like, well... my bottom.
Same fruit, just different views.
I knew that. Just like my face is on one side, and my bottom is on the other.
Nevertheless, it's a real live home-grown tomato! With a bit of trimming, I would eat that bulbous booger in a heartbeat. On a couple of pieces of good bread with a schmear of smoked paprika or garlic aioli mayonnaise, some watercress or arugula (roquette) leaves, and a dash of fresh black pepper.
What you have there is a classic "Farmer's Tomato". It would be eaten by the grower and/or his or her family and not be put on display in the roadside produce bin for sale alongside the "prettier" tomatoes.
Anyway... imperfection almost always tastes better. It isn't how one looks, it's how one tastes.
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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