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28 AUG 2012 at 11:34am

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OK, there's no official contest but here's my entry:

 

 


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28 AUG 2012 at 5:37pm

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Eeeek!  Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! 


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28 AUG 2012 at 6:31pm

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28 AUG 2012 at 9:17pm

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It's been a banner year for my tomato crop. I'll be cookin' up enough spaghetti sauce this winter for everyone.


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28 AUG 2012 at 9:25pm

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Good! In spite of all the sun this summer many of my growing friends have been reporting poor crops - especially tomatos.. Make the sauce...



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29 AUG 2012 at 12:57am

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I never knew that tomatoes had genitalia.

 


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29 AUG 2012 at 1:37am

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The top one looks like my face feels, and the bottom one looks like, well... my bottom.


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29 AUG 2012 at 3:23am

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LOL.

  So who ended up eating Mr Tomato, CB?

 

Mark, i'd given up on you.  I thought you had departed to the musician's afterlife. 

 

I should have realized you were simply not appearing because nobody on here dares to do rude-ish things anymore.

 

Nice to see you around again, dude!


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29 AUG 2012 at 6:13am

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You don't say what kind of tomato it is.  I read this morning that the drought has devastated the American harvest this year so Britain's basic staples such as bread and pasta will rise.  So it must be bad for you guys.



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29 AUG 2012 at 1:15pm

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Originally Posted By Mark (29 AUG 2012 1:37am)

The top one looks like my face feels, and the bottom one looks like, well... my bottom.

 

Same fruit, just different views.

 

Originally Posted By Caroline (29 AUG 2012 6:13am)

You don't say what kind of tomato it is. I read this morning that the drought has devastated the American harvest this year so Britain's basic staples such as bread and pasta will rise. So it must be bad for you guys.

 

It's a Brandywine. The other two varieties I'm growing are Roma (plum) and cherry.


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29 AUG 2012 at 11:13pm

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Originally Posted By CB (29 AUG 2012 1:15pm)

Originally Posted By Mark (29 AUG 2012 1:37am)

The top one looks like my face feels, and the bottom one looks like, well... my bottom.

Same fruit, just different views.

I knew that. Just like my face is on one side, and my bottom is on the other.

 

Nevertheless, it's a real live home-grown tomato! With a bit of trimming, I would eat that bulbous booger in a heartbeat. On a couple of pieces of good bread with a schmear of smoked paprika or garlic aioli mayonnaise, some watercress or arugula (roquette) leaves, and a dash of fresh black pepper.

 

What you have there is a classic "Farmer's Tomato". It would be eaten by the grower and/or his or her family and not be put on display in the roadside produce bin for sale alongside the "prettier" tomatoes.

 

Anyway... imperfection almost always tastes better. It isn't how one looks, it's how one tastes.


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30 AUG 2012 at 12:16pm

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I didn't know tomatos could grow on ugly trees?


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