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19 OCT 2011 at 2:20pm

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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! [spills grog] What didn't ye wenches tell me bout this? Ye be wantin' an early death from this ere fella? [shows a flintrock pistol near his waist] Ye land lubbers can give up right now, no pirate is my match. Arggg! Even my antivirus be talkin like a pirate! [img]http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5400000/Pin-Up-Pirate-pin-up-girls-5492359-1024-768.jpg[/img]
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19 OCT 2011 at 10:38pm

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I have this picture in my collection but I've never blown it up this big before and well...... all I can say is that is ONE HELLUVA WAX JOB on that girl.   And those itsy bitsy knickers simply won't be comfortable once she starts walking.  

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20 OCT 2011 at 4:15pm

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Hahahaha, I didn't even notice the dragon up to now...  
Damn...
Nature's first green is gold,&&Her hardest hue to hold.&&Her early leaf's a flower;&&But only so an hour.&&Then leaf subsides to leaf.&&So Eden sank to grief,&&So dawn goes down to day.&&Nothing gold can stay.

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20 OCT 2011 at 4:24pm

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Originally Posted By Caroline (19 OCT 2011 10:37pm)
I have this picture in my collection but I've never blown it up this big before and well...... all I can say is that is ONE HELLUVA WAX JOB on that girl.   And those itsy bitsy knickers simply won't be comfortable once she starts walking.  


Which brings me to mention the hugely ...erm... inappropriate and irreverent subject of:  don't people ever find G-strings one of the most uncomfortable pieces of clothing ever invented?  

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23 OCT 2011 at 10:16pm

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Which brings me to mention the hugely ...erm... inappropriate and irreverent subject of:  don't people ever find G-strings one of the most uncomfortable pieces of clothing ever invented?  


Of course, but aren't they in the same category as spikey heeled boots and balcony bras?  That is, something that's designed to be looked at and then taken off, rather than worn all day?  


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24 OCT 2011 at 6:23pm

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Originally Posted By Caroline (23 OCT 2011 10:15pm)
Which brings me to mention the hugely ...erm... inappropriate and irreverent subject of:  don't people ever find G-strings one of the most uncomfortable pieces of clothing ever invented?  


Of course, but aren't they in the same category as spikey heeled boots and balcony bras?  That is, something that's designed to be looked at and then taken off, rather than worn all day?  


Out of those three, I'd definitely say balconies are the most bearable.  Since I tend to employ quite a fast pace when walking most of the time rather than leisurely stroll, stilettos are only good for when I play games containing  combat... so as to grind them enemies...   [smiley=devil_smiley_grintail.gif]  


So did you have a good time with your mum, Caroline?  Why aren't you telling us all about it?  ..or haven't you been yet?

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24 OCT 2011 at 10:05pm

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Originally Posted By placeholder (20 OCT 2011 4:24pm)
Originally Posted By Caroline (19 OCT 2011 10:37pm)
I have this picture in my collection but I've never blown it up this big before and well...... all I can say is that is ONE HELLUVA WAX JOB on that girl.   And those itsy bitsy knickers simply won't be comfortable once she starts walking.  


Which brings me to mention the hugely ...erm... inappropriate and irreverent subject of:  don't people ever find G-strings one of the most uncomfortable pieces of clothing ever invented?  


I've never worn one, so I can't say.


What?


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24 OCT 2011 at 11:24pm

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Originally Posted By InlandAZ (24 OCT 2011 10:05pm)
Originally Posted By placeholder (20 OCT 2011 4:24pm)
Originally Posted By Caroline (19 OCT 2011 10:37pm)
I have this picture in my collection but I've never blown it up this big before and well...... all I can say is that is ONE HELLUVA WAX JOB on that girl.   And those itsy bitsy knickers simply won't be comfortable once she starts walking.  


Which brings me to mention the hugely ...erm... inappropriate and irreverent subject of:  don't people ever find G-strings one of the most uncomfortable pieces of clothing ever invented?  


I've never worn one, so I can't say.



I'm so trying to resist making the comment....'bet you've......'   No!  I will resist.... I WILL resist......     [smiley=devil_smiley_grintail.gif]

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24 OCT 2011 at 11:32pm

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25 OCT 2011 at 2:28am

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Originally Posted By Caroline (24 OCT 2011 11:24pm)
Originally Posted By InlandAZ (24 OCT 2011 10:05pm)
Originally Posted By placeholder (20 OCT 2011 4:24pm)
Originally Posted By Caroline (19 OCT 2011 10:37pm)
I have this picture in my collection but I've never blown it up this big before and well...... all I can say is that is ONE HELLUVA WAX JOB on that girl.   And those itsy bitsy knickers simply won't be comfortable once she starts walking.  


Which brings me to mention the hugely ...erm... inappropriate and irreverent subject of:  don't people ever find G-strings one of the most uncomfortable pieces of clothing ever invented?  


I've never worn one, so I can't say.



I'm so trying to resist making the comment....'bet you've......'   No!  I will resist.... I WILL resist......     [smiley=devil_smiley_grintail.gif]


Well, there was that one time... during the war... and Bobo and I thought we were goners - but other than that, never.

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25 OCT 2011 at 9:08am

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You know who else besides CB I'm really missing these days?  ...is Mark.  Mark, when I said you were a dog, I meant a handsome dog!  No, actually I meant a doggone handsome attractive, funny, amusing, witty, talented musician with an [s]off-colour[/s] I mean off-beat sense of humour.

Mark, even though I pretend not to, I always laugh at most of your jokes!  Even the dirty ones!  Please come back and make some more?

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25 OCT 2011 at 1:19pm

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Caroline looks away in embarrassment as Traveller abandons the unwritten Goddess policy of not pandering to men and openly grovels to the Old Curmudgeon.  [Secretly she really like the fact that Traveller called Mark a dog and wonders what sort of dog best suits Ol' GrumbleBum.

Hmmm..... not this one - too much energy.
[IMG]http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/7827/dog1hx.jpg[/IMG]

And not this one either - too much olde worlde charm.
[IMG]http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/6541/dog2sv.jpg[/IMG]

Perhaps this one.  I think it may haved captured the essence of him.....
[IMG]http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/9210/dog3f.jpg[/IMG]









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25 OCT 2011 at 3:09pm

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Originally Posted By placeholder (25 OCT 2011 9:08am)
You know who else besides CB I'm really missing these days?  ...is Mark.  Mark, when I said you were a dog, I meant a handsome dog!  No, actually I meant a doggone handsome attractive, funny, amusing, witty, talented musician with an [s]off-colour[/s] I mean off-beat sense of humour.

Mark, even though I pretend not to, I always laugh at most of your jokes!  Even the dirty ones!  Please come back and make some more?


Apparently Mark is just too busy to post, he's taken to modeling G-Strings for a nationally syndicated magazine -

[img]http://s118.photobucket.com/albums/o92/InlandAZ/funnydogpicturewearinggstring.jpg[/img]

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25 OCT 2011 at 3:55pm

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[smiley=rofl.gif]  Ok, Inland... now tell us where you got that pic!   [smiley=rofl.gif]

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25 OCT 2011 at 10:32pm

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Originally Posted By placeholder (25 OCT 2011 3:54pm)
[smiley=rofl.gif]  Ok, Inland... now tell us where you got that pic!   [smiley=rofl.gif]


BoBo emailed it to me -

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25 OCT 2011 at 10:35pm

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Originally Posted By InlandAZ (25 OCT 2011 10:31pm)
Originally Posted By placeholder (25 OCT 2011 3:54pm)
[smiley=rofl.gif]  Ok, Inland... now tell us where you got that pic!   [smiley=rofl.gif]


BoBo emailed it to me -



Probably from Mark's stash of doggie porn.....  
   [smiley=whistle.gif]

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25 OCT 2011 at 11:07pm

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Ahoy thar mates. what kind 'o sexual vapors be ye brin'in' out to other who might get th' idea that 'tis site be fer sexual deviants wit' fetishes fer doggie pinu [smiley=devil_smiley_grintail.gif]

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26 OCT 2011 at 8:07am

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I wondered at which point we'd manage to flush Shadow out of the woodwork...

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26 OCT 2011 at 8:10am

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Originally Posted By Caroline (25 OCT 2011 10:34pm)
Originally Posted By InlandAZ (25 OCT 2011 10:31pm)
Originally Posted By placeholder (25 OCT 2011 3:54pm)
[smiley=rofl.gif]  Ok, Inland... now tell us where you got that pic!   [smiley=rofl.gif]


BoBo emailed it to me -



Probably from Mark's stash of doggie porn.....  
   [smiley=whistle.gif]

I almost thought at first glance you said doggie-style porn, but then I remembered Mark said he'd rather do the dog... and how he was ogling that cute little ... er.. fluffball.   [smiley=angel.gif]

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Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.”   - Robert Bloch
 

 

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29 OCT 2011 at 2:12pm

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Originally Posted By placeholder (26 OCT 2011 8:10am)
... he was ogling that cute little ... er.. fluffball.


[img]https://k.minus.com/joLkuQcLVWdau.jpg[/img]

Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.


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3 NOV 2011 at 4:55am

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That cat looks remarkably like that picture of you Mark on that train..... uncanny resemblance around the eyes.



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