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| 13 JUN 2011 at 12:31pm |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
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Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | Marks' magnificent moggie-mawling matchmaking machinations for all the moggie-loving males on this forum.
Quote of the week: 'I want them in a basket.... and on a rainbow..... with little bow ties.' [smiley=rofl.gif]
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| 13 JUN 2011 at 2:37pm |
SpikeIntergalactic Janitor
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Location: UK
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[size=24]US cat population exodus
by Dick Scratcher and Ivor biggun
June 13, 2011
10 days after a video appeared on youtube from Debbie yipping on about her love for cats. The last cat left the shores of the USA. When aslked why, our reporter was told.... 'Check this youtube video out, like it's bad enough being associated with Bond Villians we now get associated with this loon. If you want all us cats back then please introduce this Debbie to the business end of a woodchipping machine and we'll come back.'
Spike Milligan (1918 - 2002) "A man can't have everything....Where would he keep it??"
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| 13 JUN 2011 at 3:15pm |
InlandAZGuild Master
Posts : 5586
Joined: 4 MAY 2007
Status : Offline | Yeah, that's a real keeper that one is – couldn’t imagine coming home to that one every day.
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| 13 JUN 2011 at 3:39pm |
Lady KestrelGuild Master
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Joined: 27 SEP 2004
Location: US, NJ
Status : Offline | [img]http://bestsmileys.com/cats1/1.gif[/img]
What she didn't say is that she's allergic to cats and breaks out in huge welts all over her body when she hugs them, which is why she can't. It makes her soooooo sad. [smiley=crazy.gif]
"Where is the fountain that throws up these flowers in a ceaseless outbreak of ecstasy?"
-Rabindranath Tagore
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| 13 JUN 2011 at 4:10pm |
TravellerGuild Master
Posts : 4040
Joined: 3 JUL 2010
Location: US
Status : Offline | Please tell me that video is a joke... [smiley=shudder.gif] cuz it's one of the creepiest vids I've seen for a long time...
* * * Just call me Trav. * * *
“Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.” - Robert Bloch
"They are not reciprocally sublated--the one does not sublate the other externally--but each sublates itself in itself and is in its own self the opposite of itself" (Hegel, from The Doctrine of Being)..."
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| 13 JUN 2011 at 4:14pm |
Mr Innocent.Journeyman
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Joined: 15 JAN 2008
Location: GR
Status : Offline | I'd pretend to be a cat in order to get a hu....g.
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| 13 JUN 2011 at 4:16pm |
TravellerGuild Master
Posts : 4040
Joined: 3 JUL 2010
Location: US
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By nik2008ofs (13 JUN 2011 4:14pm)
I'd pretend to be a cat in order to get a hu....g.
Heh, you're more likely to need a box of tissues to wipe up all the tears...
* * * Just call me Trav. * * *
“Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.” - Robert Bloch
"They are not reciprocally sublated--the one does not sublate the other externally--but each sublates itself in itself and is in its own self the opposite of itself" (Hegel, from The Doctrine of Being)..."
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| 13 JUN 2011 at 4:21pm |
Mr Innocent.Journeyman
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Location: GR
Status : Offline | I always have baby wipes with me anyway, useful for wiping up all kinds of fluids.
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| 13 JUN 2011 at 4:22pm |
TravellerGuild Master
Posts : 4040
Joined: 3 JUL 2010
Location: US
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By nik2008ofs (13 JUN 2011 4:21pm)
I always have baby wipes with me anyway, useful for wiping away all kinds of fluids.
Well, just make sure to take a cat (or 2, or 2000) along with you, and you might get lucky either way...
* * * Just call me Trav. * * *
“Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.” - Robert Bloch
"They are not reciprocally sublated--the one does not sublate the other externally--but each sublates itself in itself and is in its own self the opposite of itself" (Hegel, from The Doctrine of Being)..."
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| 13 JUN 2011 at 9:35pm |
HelenGuild Master
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Location: US
Status : Offline | That didnt come from Eharmony, that came from an insane asylum. [smiley=crazy.gif] :
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| 13 JUN 2011 at 10:06pm |
AndromusGuild Master
Posts : 5537
Joined: 6 NOV 2002
Status : Offline | No thanks, Mark, I think I'll pass on her. To borrow from the old song, "I don't want her, you can have her, she's too cat for me!"
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| 13 JUN 2011 at 11:09pm |
MarkGuild Master
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Joined: 10 OCT 2002
Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Gamer (13 JUN 2011 9:35pm)
That didnt come from Eharmony, that came from an insane asylum.
Heh. It's shocking how one minute Debbie is bubbling over from the excitement of her first video, and then... she turns.
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 14 JUN 2011 at 12:24am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
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Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | Heck, I'm laughing now just remembering that video.
I loved the bit where she wipes the tears and says, 'sorry, I was thinking about cats'..... [smiley=rofl.gif]
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| 14 JUN 2011 at 12:42am |
MarkGuild Master
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Joined: 10 OCT 2002
Location: US, Georgia
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I may be terribly gullible but I think that Debbie isn't acting and her obsession with cats is very real: "I love their alert ears, their eyes, and their little noses..."
I think the timing of her lines is near perfect and insanely funny. There are much worse things to obsess over than cats.
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 14 JUN 2011 at 6:07am |
Lucien21Guild Master
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Status : Offline | It's not a real video.
Just someone puttin gon a performance in the hope it becomes popular and she becomes famous.
Seems to be working.
Dear Diary, My teenage angst bullsh*t now has a bodycount.
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| 14 JUN 2011 at 12:37pm |
MarkGuild Master
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Joined: 10 OCT 2002
Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Lucien21 (14 JUN 2011 6:07am)
It's not a real video.
How do you know? And how do I know that it is "real"?
I don't. I have no proof. I would like to believe that Debbie is honest, has a MBA, loves cats, and wants a house full of 'em.
Originally Posted By Lucien21 (14 JUN 2011 6:07am)
Just someone putting on a performance in the hope it becomes popular and she becomes famous.
If this is the case and she isn't being sincere, then I say, "Let's give her a house full of cats, say about three dozen." The health and well-being of the cats would be of the first order. Debbie's life is secondary to her dediCATion to the cats.
Originally Posted By Lucien21 (14 JUN 2011 6:07am)
Seems to be working.
Feel better now? I'll bet you think that the guy in his underwear in the Twitter pics really is Weiner. And you probably subscribe to the notion that if one kisses the Blarney stone - nothing happens. And 99% of all items in a typical Wal-mart store are made in China.
You're right on all accounts... but it doesn't make me feel any better. Cat-lovin' bi-polar Debbie - in my mind - is real. She really does love cats.
Yours truly,
[font=Bradley Hand ITC][size=18]Santa Claus
[img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/nakedsanta.jpg[/img]
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 14 JUN 2011 at 5:59pm |
Lucien21Guild Master
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Status : Offline | Her youtube profile has a link to her website where her real name is Cara Hartmann and she claims to be an "Entertainer".
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Cara-Hartmann-Official-Fan-Page/173997272660796
Dear Diary, My teenage angst bullsh*t now has a bodycount.
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| 14 JUN 2011 at 6:06pm |
MarkGuild Master
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Joined: 10 OCT 2002
Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Lucien21 (14 JUN 2011 5:58pm)
Her youtube profile has a link to her website where her real name is Cara Hartmann and she claims to be an "Entertainer".
I'm crushed. Please change "Entertainer" to "Irritant".
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 14 JUN 2011 at 6:33pm |
InlandAZGuild Master
Posts : 5586
Joined: 4 MAY 2007
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Mark (14 JUN 2011 12:37pm)
Originally Posted By Lucien21 (14 JUN 2011 6:07am)
It's not a real video.
How do you know? And how do I know that it is "real"?
I don't. I have no proof. I would like to believe that Debbie is honest, has a MBA, loves cats, and wants a house full of 'em.
Originally Posted By Lucien21 (14 JUN 2011 6:07am)
Just someone putting on a performance in the hope it becomes popular and she becomes famous.
If this is the case and she isn't being sincere, then I say, "Let's give her a house full of cats, say about three dozen." The health and well-being of the cats would be of the first order. Debbie's life is secondary to her dediCATion to the cats.
Originally Posted By Lucien21 (14 JUN 2011 6:07am)
Seems to be working.
Feel better now? I'll bet you think that the guy in his underwear in the Twitter pics really is Weiner. And you probably subscribe to the notion that if one kisses the Blarney stone - nothing happens. And 99% of all items in a typical Wal-mart store are made in China.
You're right on all accounts... but it doesn't make me feel any better. Cat-lovin' bi-polar Debbie - in my mind - is real. She really does love cats.
Yours truly,
[font=Bradley Hand ITC][size=18]Santa Claus
[img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/nakedsanta.jpg[/img]
Is that lipstick on Santa's arse?
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| 14 JUN 2011 at 7:36pm |
MarkGuild Master
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Joined: 10 OCT 2002
Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By InlandAZ (14 JUN 2011 6:32pm)
Is that lipstick on Santa's arse?
[img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/Babe2.gif[/img] Yes.
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 14 JUN 2011 at 11:51pm |
IviniaGuild Master
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Status : Offline | I was so in love until Lucien performed a major cock-block.
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| 15 JUN 2011 at 4:13am |
InlandAZGuild Master
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Joined: 4 MAY 2007
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Mark (14 JUN 2011 7:36pm)
Originally Posted By InlandAZ (14 JUN 2011 6:32pm)
Is that lipstick on Santa's arse?
[img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/Babe2.gif[/img] Yes.
Did Bobo do that?
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| 15 JUN 2011 at 7:35am |
MarkGuild Master
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Joined: 10 OCT 2002
Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By InlandAZ (15 JUN 2011 4:13am)
Originally Posted By Mark (14 JUN 2011 7:36pm)
Originally Posted By InlandAZ (14 JUN 2011 6:32pm)
Is that lipstick on Santa's arse?
[img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/Babe2.gif[/img] Yes.
Did Bobo do that?
[img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/Babe2.gif[/img] Yes.
Originally Posted By Ivinia (14 JUN 2011 11:50pm)
I was so in love until Lucien performed a major cock-block.
[img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/catbitenewthread.gif[/img] [img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/CharlieBrown.jpg[/img]
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 17 JUN 2011 at 11:46pm |
AShadowWalkerPrivate Detective
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I have been away for a while and shall be because right now I am going through a serious situation that is turning my world upside down.
Nevertheless......Mark.....I work in a psychiatric emergency room.
If she is not acting....she would be a slam dunk for admission to the wards.
Do not need that....got enough troubles of my own right now.
She is cute....but not cute enough to overlook her "problems" if they are real.
Furthermore.....I am NOT a cat person.
That just about sums it up!
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