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9 JUN 2011 at 11:07pm

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Syberia III - Walkers revenge!!!(This time it's selfish)

In which Kate Walker has been in Syberia for so long her brain is now a frozen lump.

Which has affected her in so many different ways..... The main one being getting revenge for all the pointless errands she was sent on.

She turns youki into a lovely warm coat, then takes the boat back to the youkal village where she whacks the old woman over the head with her own drum....

Then BURNS  down the village....

Then returns to Romansburg. Where she dismantles the musical horses and sells them for scrap.

Then BURNS down the town

From there She travels to Aralbad, where she pushes James into the pool. Whacks the two guys playing chess over the head with the board. Then beats Mr Smetana to a pulp with his mop....

Then BURNS down the spa

Bypassess Komkolzgrad becasue she blew it up.....

Returns to Barrockstadt. Where she sinks the old couples barge, impales the three rectors of the university onto the music stand.... Beats the station master over the head with a bottle of wine.... Stuff and mounts any Amerzone cuckoos she can find. Finds Professor Cornelius Pons has been beaten to death by his students who were bored out of there mind by one of his lectures.

Then BURNS down the unversity.

Returns to Valadilene...

Then BURNS down the village.

Returns to New York...

Then BURNS down the offices of Marson and Lormont.

Spike Milligan (1918 - 2002) "A man can't have everything....Where would he keep it??"

 


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9 JUN 2011 at 11:13pm

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I am so pre-ordering my copy.   That damn chess game.  I kept telling the skinny guy which moves to make to get checkmate but all he'd say was 'niet' and 'go avay you irritating Amerikan'.    Ooohhh just the chance to get even with him.

Er.... can we take the dirigible for a spin too?   [smiley=devil_smiley_grintail.gif]   Maybe even steal the cosmonaut's rocket?  

You make me so wicked Spike.....  [smiley=nono.gif]

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4 AUG 2011 at 3:27pm

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Now, that I would like to see! Syberia goes FPS!
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5 AUG 2011 at 4:19am

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After burning down the offices of Marson and Lormont, Kate should direct any left-over rage toward her ex-fiance and ex-best-friend, before finally burning her mother's damned phone.  

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5 AUG 2011 at 4:23am

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Got up on the wrong side of the train this morning, did we Spike?

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8 AUG 2011 at 10:27am

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Then she hunts down all the remaining mammoths, sells their tusks, makes a fortune, raises a small army and conquers a third world state and crowns herself emperor Walker. Also buys off the whole Johnnie Walker industry.
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8 AUG 2011 at 11:27am

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[smiley=laughing.gif]   um, guess who should all have been employed by the gaming industry as writers?!    


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10 AUG 2011 at 11:31pm

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One thing I would say about the Syberia Games... I'd love to have what ever make of mobile phone Kate had.... Middle of The Siberian Tundra and she can get a signal....

Spike Milligan (1918 - 2002) "A man can't have everything....Where would he keep it??"

 


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11 AUG 2011 at 1:48am

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Ha.  That's nothing compared to the gadgets my Spike had to play with in Aralbad and then later, in Oxford dealing with the aliens .... (and more beside).    
 There's a lot you haven't read.   :-*

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13 AUG 2011 at 11:47am

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Bah, I's stuck in Syberia 2... Just because Kate isn't brigh enough to crouch and go under the drums...  :-X
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13 AUG 2011 at 5:02pm

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"isn't bright enough".....

That's because she's a lawyer..... You will very rarely hear the words bright and lawyer used in the same sentence  

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15 AUG 2011 at 8:01pm

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Originally Posted By Spike (13 AUG 2011 5:01pm)
"isn't bright enough".....

That's because she's a lawyer..... You will very rarely hear the words bright and lawyer used in the same sentence  


Hey...them's fighting words to me!

Kate Walker is the most lovely, sexy, yummy, delightful, breathtaking, exquisite, resplendent, sublime, graceful, radiant, superb, fascinating, classy, magnificent, dazzling and angelic of all pc heroines ever!

She is my dream girl!  :-* [smiley=love.gif]  [smiley=love.gif]

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16 AUG 2011 at 6:34pm

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She looked utterly ugly to me.  :-X No wonder her Boyfriend cheated.  

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19 AUG 2011 at 10:55pm

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Originally Posted By dwwa (8 AUG 2011 10:27am)
...raises a small army and conquers a third world state and crowns herself emperor Walker.


Ah, that would make her an Imperial Walker:

[img]http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r8/Andromus/ATAT1.jpg[/img]

(Excuse my general ineptness with MS Paint)


 


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20 AUG 2011 at 7:14pm

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I love it, Andromus!  [smiley=laughing.gif]

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25 AUG 2011 at 2:21pm

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Now that's some marvelous picture editing.  

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