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| 19 JUN 2011 at 1:58am |
MarkGuild Master
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Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Terry_Penrod (18 JUN 2011 11:15pm)
SHRIEKS of joy followed Stallone's Best Picture Oscar win for his original Rocky. But SHRIKES started falling from the Hollywood sky when the film series went from great to so-so to dreadful.
Those little Loggerhead SHRIKES - so cute, so beautifully plumed... One would think those darling birds would make good KISSERS.
Those sneaky birdies hang around spikey, thorny bushes so they can (gulp!) impale their food (usually stinging insects) on a thorn or a briar.
Then they tear off a chunk of their prey a bit at a time because the shrikes cannot swallow a big chunk of bug in one try.
Imagine. Those cute little birds torturing innocent stinging wasps. [smiley=scared.gif]
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| 19 JUN 2011 at 5:20pm |
Terry PenrodGrand Inquisitor
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When the Rocky series went down the big-screen toilet, Stallone KISSERS became Stallone HISSERS in a heartbeat.
After Rhinestone and Stop or My Mom Will Shoot came out, things got really ugly.
(was going to use the seven-letter word for female siblings, but will leave it for another poster)
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| 20 JUN 2011 at 12:23pm |
MarkGuild Master
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Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Terry_Penrod (19 JUN 2011 5:20pm)
When the Rocky series went down the big-screen toilet, Stallone KISSERS became Stallone HISSERS in a heartbeat. (was going to use the seven-letter word for female siblings, but will leave it for another poster)
After a particularily grueling, non-stop, extended weekend of work, I am back to address the seven-letter word for female siblings.
If said sisters were sometimes HISSERS, the older my sister-girl rellies become, the more they are - sometimes, mind - just plain ol' PISSERS.
Especially on long trips: "Stop! I have to use the bathroom!" :
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| 20 JUN 2011 at 5:14pm |
Terry PenrodGrand Inquisitor
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Many sisters become more than just hissers or PISSERS when they see creepy, crawly SPIDERS.
They become frantic screamers frozen in place and shaking in their pretty, high-heeled booties.
That's one of the few times brothers can step in and play hero armed with only a rolled-up newspaper and I'm-in-charge-now grin.
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| 21 JUN 2011 at 2:04am |
HelenGuild Master
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Status : Offline | It would be a good time for the pisser sisters to have DIAPERS on when spiders are around. :
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| 21 JUN 2011 at 7:17pm |
Terry PenrodGrand Inquisitor
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DIAPERS would help keep things from getting messy, but they wouldn't get rid of the creepy, crawly spiders.
So some hissing, pissing, arachnophobian sisters become 911 Spider Hotline speed-DIALERS
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| 29 JUN 2011 at 5:53am |
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I remember when it cost extra to be one of the lucky speed-DIALERS.
Now any dodo can bug the heck out of their friends, calling them all the time and driving them to the point of DESPAIR. [smiley=hair_pull.gif]
Helen, I loved your spider one and then Terry's answer. You so funny!
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| 29 JUN 2011 at 2:56pm |
Terry PenrodGrand Inquisitor
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Emerging from his pit of brandy-soaked DESPAIR, Bobo ASPIRED to become the world's first spider-fighting super hero.
The trials and tribulations of his ascent will be chronicled on a sleazy new reality show called ArachnoChimp Loves Babette.
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| 1 JUL 2011 at 7:42am |
MarkGuild Master
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Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Terry_Penrod (29 JUN 2011 2:55pm)
Emerging from his pit of brandy-soaked despair, Bobo ASPIRED to become the world's first spider-fighting super hero.
The trials and tribulations of his ascent will be chronicled on a sleazy new reality show called ArachnoChimp Loves Babette.
So:
[img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/SpiderFace.jpg[/img] [size=20] + [img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/SadBobo.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/bubblinghearts.gif[/img] [img]http://k.min.us/jIaeC.jpg[/img] [size=20]= [img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/lips.gif[/img]
Frankly, I don't know what Bobo and Babette's offspring could be called, but it was something that Caroline said SPRAYED her furniture - just like Bobo.
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| 1 JUL 2011 at 11:48am |
Terry PenrodGrand Inquisitor
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Having gleefully SPRAYED Caroline's furniture, Bobo and Babette's offspring, Bilbo escaped the Land of Oz for the majestic mountains of Tibet where he was admonished for reciting PRAYERS to the Great Monkey God in public.
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| 4 JUL 2011 at 12:28am |
MarkGuild Master
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Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Terry_Penrod (1 JUL 2011 11:47am)
Having gleefully SPRAYED Caroline's furniture, Bobo and Babette's offspring, Bilbo escaped the Land of Oz for the majestic mountains of Tibet where he was admonished for reciting PRAYERS to the Great Monkey God in public.
So Bobo and Babette have spawned another dubious offset mutant monkey-thing-child called "Bilbo".
Finally, Bobo has settled down with Babette long enough to hatch Bilbo. Their PRAYERS have been answered, but due to the party-hearty lifestyles of the witless monkey couple, poor baby Bilbo is going to be in need of extensive psychotheraputic REPAIRS - starting immediately.
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| 4 JUL 2011 at 5:05pm |
Terry PenrodGrand Inquisitor
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Even though his wayward parents refused to pay for extensive psychotheraputic REPAIRS, Bilbo escaped the throes of DESPAIR by following the enlightened path of the Great Monkey God, Irving.
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| 8 JUL 2011 at 7:08pm |
MarkGuild Master
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Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Terry_Penrod (4 JUL 2011 5:04pm)
Even though his wayward parents refused to pay for extensive psychotheraputic REPAIRS, Bilbo escaped the throes of DESPAIR by following the enlightened path of the Great Monkey God, Irving.
You can't possibly mean that quack Irving Borschtnik! Why, there has never been a SHADIER monkey guru than Irv. That man has driven many a monkey totally bananas! >
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| 9 JUL 2011 at 1:54am |
Terry PenrodGrand Inquisitor
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There may not be a SHADIER monkey guru than Irv, but at least he's HANDIER around the monkey house than most.
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| 9 JUL 2011 at 6:32am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
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Status : Offline | Yes, old Irv certainly works for peanuts but you know what? I think Mark should shell out a bit more for a proper window cleaner.
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| 9 JUL 2011 at 8:46am |
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Uh, Caroline...
We're actually trying to play a game here, if you haven't noticed.
Anyway, Irv doesn't do windows. He's a monkey shrink - not a [s]gl[/s]ass-licker.
[img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/Mumbles.gif[/img]... Oh, what's the diff...
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| 9 JUL 2011 at 5:46pm |
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| 9 JUL 2011 at 7:22pm |
Lady KestrelGuild Master
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Status : Offline | Irving may be HANDIER, but he often leaves a SARDINE trail around the house due to his fondness for those messy little fish.
"Where is the fountain that throws up these flowers in a ceaseless outbreak of ecstasy?"
-Rabindranath Tagore
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| 9 JUL 2011 at 7:45pm |
Terry PenrodGrand Inquisitor
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Following Irv's messy SARDINE trail around what was now a posh monkey mansion led Bilbo to a shocking discovery.
The naive, little ape suspected something "fishy" might be going on, but he never imagined it was outright fraud and larceny.
You see, Bilbo found a second set of accounting ledgers carefully hidden in Irving's well-stocked, private pantry that proved his great simian guru had DRAINED all church funds to feed his nasty seafood habit.
He felt mortified and used, left the Cult of Irv forever, and headed off to find his peace elsewhere.
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| 21 JUL 2011 at 9:55pm |
Child Of DunwichPrivate Detective
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Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Mark (10 JUL 2011 7:18am)
Originally Posted By Terry_Penrod (9 JUL 2011 7:44pm)
... the Cult of Irv...
I'm so sorry, but... [size=20]LOL! [smiley=laughing.gif]
I must say, I've never thought I'd hear you (well, read you to be precise) smile, Marx.
Nature's first green is gold,&&Her hardest hue to hold.&&Her early leaf's a flower;&&But only so an hour.&&Then leaf subsides to leaf.&&So Eden sank to grief,&&So dawn goes down to day.&&Nothing gold can stay.
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