| 12 JUN 2010 at 5:45pm |
AShadowWalkerPrivate Detective
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Status : Online | Originally Posted By Mark (12 JUN 2010 4:41pm)
Vile cracks, lovely pictures, heinous animations, brilliant statements, horrid miscreants... I'll take them all.
Right here. Right now. Terty, you out there? Anthony, Caroline, Toenail, Tig, Mara, Shadow, Traveller, Lady K., SirDave, StarBob with Gun Fetish, Andromus, Ivinia, Lucien...
C'mon. Gimme some words.
Thnaks!
Allright....this is mild....but you asked for it....I wonder if it will pass the mod police!!??
Driving down a long lonely road, a man realizes that the gas gage is dangerously low and he is in the middle of nowhere on an empty road. After a while the car runs completely out of gas and rolls to a stop.
The man stands and hopes that just maybe a car would drive by and help but no one came. Just when he decide to start walking he heard something say, [size=14]"having car trouble?"
The man looked around and behind his car and said, [size=14]"WHO SAID THAT?!?!"
[size=14]"Up here" The voice said.
The man looked up and saw a little bee. The man quickly jumped back and said, [size=14]"YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TALK!!! AND YES I AM HAVING CAR TROUBLE!"
The bee flew inside the car and saw the gas gage and told the man," don't move, I'l be right back." The man waited for about 10 min. until he heard a low buzzing noise.... then it got louder... and louder until he saw a swarm of bees coming towards him and his car.
They all said i n one loud buzzing voice, [size=14]"open the gas tank pleazz[size=18]zze" The man scared out of his wits did exactly as the bees asked...loudly buzzing, all the bees flew into the gas tank... the man was puzzled.
After 5 minutes passed, all the bees flew back out and said in the same voice, [size=14]"start the engine pleazzz[size=18]zze."
The man turned the key and the car started right up!
[size=14]"WHAT DID YOU PUT IN IT?!?!?" the man asked.
[size=20]"BP" the bees answered.
Spoiler Alert[img]http://blogs.reuters.com/environment/files/2010/06/Logo1.png[/img]
[img]http://www.funnyandjokes.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/bee-peeing.gif[/img]
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| 12 JUN 2010 at 7:34pm |
| Deleted User | Originally Posted By AShadowWalker (12 JUN 2010 5:45pm)
Originally Posted By Mark (12 JUN 2010 4:41pm)
Vile cracks, lovely pictures, heinous animations, brilliant statements, horrid miscreants... I'll take them all.
Right here. Right now. Terty, you out there? Anthony, Caroline, Toenail, Tig, Mara, Shadow, Traveller, Lady K., SirDave, StarBob with Gun Fetish, Andromus, Ivinia, Lucien...
C'mon. Gimme some words.
Thnaks!
Allright....this is mild....but you asked for it....I wonder if it will pass the mod police!!??
Driving down a long lonely road, a man realizes that the gas gage is dangerously low and he is in the middle of nowhere on an empty road. After a while the car runs completely out of gas and rolls to a stop.
The man stands and hopes that just maybe a car would drive by and help but no one came. Just when he decide to start walking he heard something say, [size=14]"having car trouble?"
The man looked around and behind his car and said, [size=14]"WHO SAID THAT?!?!"
[size=14]"Up here" The voice said.
The man looked up and saw a little bee. The man quickly jumped back and said, [size=14]"YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TALK!!! AND YES I AM HAVING CAR TROUBLE!"
The bee flew inside the car and saw the gas gage and told the man," don't move, I'l be right back." The man waited for about 10 min. until he heard a low buzzing noise.... then it got louder... and louder until he saw a swarm of bees coming towards him and his car.
They all said i n one loud buzzing voice, [size=14]"open the gas tank pleazz[size=18]zze" The man scared out of his wits did exactly as the bees asked...loudly buzzing, all the bees flew into the gas tank... the man was puzzled.
After 5 minutes passed, all the bees flew back out and said in the same voice, [size=14]"start the engine pleazzz[size=18]zze."
The man turned the key and the car started right up!
[size=14]"WHAT DID YOU PUT IN IT?!?!?" the man asked.
[size=20]"BP" the bees answered.
Spoiler Alert[img]http://blogs.reuters.com/environment/files/2010/06/Logo1.png[/img]
[img]http://www.funnyandjokes.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/bee-peeing.gif[/img]
Now, I'm wondering if that will qualify as a vile crack? [smiley=zombie.gif]
What have you done with Mr Mumbles, Mark? You've gone and lost him, haven't you?
If OT is boring these days, it's because Caroline is still writing exams. Now I have nobody to pick on.
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| 12 JUN 2010 at 9:35pm |
Terry PenrodGrand Inquisitor
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Yo, Terty reporting for forum duty, skpper.
Cheers, Ter(r)y
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| 13 JUN 2010 at 1:12am |
MarkGuild Master
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Ah! This is great. Terty is here with his period, ShadowCrawler continues to keep the place jumping with his...uh, you know, clever urine jokes. (He keeps them in specimen jars under his bed.)
Traveller misses that old poot Mr. Mumbles? Mr. Mumbles misses that "special" thing you used to do for him, Ma'am. Mumbles is mad because now he has to pay for it.
Missing a couple of names, here's some more:
JoeKing (get it?), Bethany (Hi!), PontiacBoy, LenPoohBear somethingsomething, and how could I forget So On and So Forth.
And look! Here comes Doolittle and Do Nothin'.
Thnaking you from [s]my[/s] the bottom, I remain,
[img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/Mumbles.gif[/img]... Why the heck...grunt...can't you get a real job, you leech of all things... PHLIBBIT!... please excuse... a bit gassy here... Anyway, you don't have a valuable... fart!... bone in your body, Toots. Get a yob!
I hate it when Mumbles interrupts me like that. >
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 13 JUN 2010 at 9:59pm |
MissBSchattenjger
Posts : 2217
Joined: 15 OCT 2002
Status : Online | Originally Posted By Mark (13 JUN 2010 1:12am)
Missing a couple of names, here's some more:
JoeKing (get it?), Bethany (Hi!), PontiacBoy, LenPoohBear somethingsomething, and how could I forget So On and So Forth.
Hi, Mark!!! I can't believe I haven't logged in here for months and I get an honorable mention in your list!
Afraid I don't have any interesting pictures or jokes. But I'm working a summer job as a waitress in an Italian restaurant owned by a Greek man (and the chefs are all Mexican). So I guess I could tell you about how I dropped a tray full of food and started crying my first week, or how I accidentally dumped spaghetti in lady's lap, or how I gave a poor old man 2nd degree burns with the coffee....I could go on, but I won't.
Now, quit working so hard and relax a little! Hope your summer's going better than mine!
My name is Bethany and I'm the daughter of Gamergal/Michelle.
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| 13 JUN 2010 at 10:58pm |
Terry PenrodGrand Inquisitor
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Joined: 16 OCT 2004
Location: US, Texas
Status : Offline | .
Mmmm... Greco-Mexitalian cuisine...
[ch949][ch973][ch947][ch949][ch965][ch963][ch964][ch959][ch962]
delicioso
squisito
a.k.a. yummy
Cheers, Terry
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| 14 JUN 2010 at 12:29am |
Lady KestrelGuild Master
Posts : 4036
Joined: 27 SEP 2004
Location: US, NJ
Status : Offline | Bethany,
I waitressed in the summers between my college years. I spilled orange juice down a man's back and dropped a plate of eggs face down during my first week at it. The only thing good about the job was it convinced me that getting my degree was the right decision.
Some words for Mark, in alphabetical order:
augmented bass
complimentary dispenser
elephantine fittings
grim hairy inebriate
jostled kumquat
latex mittens
noisome occult phenomenon
quixotic restless scorpion
talented underling
vapid whale
xanthic yam zealot
"Where is the fountain that throws up these flowers in a ceaseless outbreak of ecstasy?"
-Rabindranath Tagore
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| 14 JUN 2010 at 12:30pm |
MarkGuild Master
Posts : 3803
Joined: 10 OCT 2002
Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By gamergal (13 JUN 2010 9:59pm)
Hi, Mark!!! I can't believe I haven't logged in here for months and I get an honorable mention in your list!
More than an honorable mention, Bethany. I didn't mess with your name.
Originally Posted By gamergal (13 JUN 2010 9:59pm)
I guess I could tell you about how I dropped a tray full of food and started crying my first week, or how I accidentally dumped spaghetti in lady's lap, or how I gave a poor old man 2nd degree burns with the coffee...
You could work for McDonald's, but they don't serve spaghetti.
Originally Posted By gamergal (13 JUN 2010 9:59pm)
Now, quit working so hard and relax a little!
Thnaks, but I'm afraid I can't get back up.
Originally Posted By gamergal (13 JUN 2010 9:59pm)
Hope your summer's going better than mine!
That's sweet. I hope you make lots of money and new friends, too.
Just try not to boil them alive.
Originally Posted By LadyKestrel (14 JUN 2010 12:29am)
Some words for Mark, in alphabetical order:
"augmented" to "zealot"
How, uh, "alphabetical", LadyK, but I caught the pattern before you edited it. But that was a nice touch.
And Traveller: Mr. Mumbles misses terribly the ribald classics you whispered in his hairy, waxen ear, sending him off into dreams of pleasure.
I told the Social Worker that you were so good for him but she said no; it's probably illegal or at the very least dangerous for Mumbles to hear lullabys about sexual desire.
Now Mumbles cries himself to sleep watching videos such as: Your Prostate Is Your Friend
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 14 JUN 2010 at 1:17pm |
| Deleted User | Geez, Mark, you really are bored aren't you? [smiley=blahblah.gif]
I read some Ray Bradbury short stories last night, and I said to myself: " Hey, this Bradbury guy really reminds me of Mark Parrish! They're both so weirdly silly. Maybe Mark is Ray.. [smiley=shudder.gif] " (I think that was just a nightmare, though)
I'll think of a nice alternative for putting Mr Mumbles to sleep, Mark - but I should tell you that he's been lying to you. He needs therapy, that's for sure...
Naughty Mr Mumbles! [smiley=nono.gif] >
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| 14 JUN 2010 at 6:47pm |
AShadowWalkerPrivate Detective
Posts : 776
Joined: 6 AUG 2009
Status : Online | Originally Posted By gamergal (13 JUN 2010 9:59pm)
Originally Posted By Mark (13 JUN 2010 1:12am)
Missing a couple of names, here's some more:
JoeKing (get it?), Bethany (Hi!), PontiacBoy, LenPoohBear somethingsomething, and how could I forget So On and So Forth.
Hi, Mark!!! I can't believe I haven't logged in here for months and I get an honorable mention in your list!
Afraid I don't have any interesting pictures or jokes. But I'm working a summer job as a waitress in an Italian restaurant owned by a Greek man (and the chefs are all Mexican). So I guess I could tell you about how I dropped a tray full of food and started crying my first week, or how I accidentally dumped spaghetti in lady's lap, or how I gave a poor old man 2nd degree burns with the coffee....I could go on, but I won't.
Now, quit working so hard and relax a little! Hope your summer's going better than mine!
Hi, Mark!!! I can't believe I haven't logged in here for months and I get an honorable mention in your list!
Even if your name is not on our lists Bethany, you are still in our hearts and minds. [smiley=wave.gif]
So I guess I could tell you about how I dropped a tray full of food
How else is the Greek owner going to get rid of the old dishes and get new one's.....besides...the owner you said is GREEK!....so, you wanted to celebrate his Greek Heritage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhERWkq_0Uk
and started crying my first week
you became very emotional over getting a job in such a fantastic restaurant!!
how I accidentally dumped spaghetti in lady's lap
.....you misunderstood when she said she wanted some for her cat and you thought she said put her on her lap.....honest mistake! [smiley=whistle.gif]
I gave a poor old man 2nd degree burns with the coffee
...you wanted to demonstrate how fresh and hot the coffee was to the gentleman in case he had doubts about how fast you served hot coffee! Now he.....knows.......[smiley=devil_smiley_grintail.gif]
So....how are you doing Bethany!! [smiley=angel_smiley.gif]
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| 14 JUN 2010 at 9:09pm |
Starchild with a bobgunIntergalactic Janitor
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| 14 JUN 2010 at 9:10pm |
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| 14 JUN 2010 at 9:12pm |
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| 14 JUN 2010 at 9:13pm |
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| 14 JUN 2010 at 9:17pm |
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| 14 JUN 2010 at 10:34pm |
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| 15 JUN 2010 at 12:08am |
IviniaGuild Master
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Status : Offline | Poor Mark hasn't gotten so much attention since "The Incident" back in Middle School..
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| 15 JUN 2010 at 1:41am |
MarkGuild Master
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Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Ivinia (15 JUN 2010 12:07am)
Poor Mark hasn't gotten so much attention since "The Incident" back in Middle School...
... roughly about the time I hit puberty. Actually, puberty hit me first and I fought back, Ivinia. You see where it got me.
And Starbob: posting an exclusive baby picture of Britain's Got Talent! sensation Susan Boyle... you're such a name-dropper. Yer Mum took that snap, eh.
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 15 JUN 2010 at 6:11am |
IviniaGuild Master
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Status : Offline | Hehehehe, my lack of three periods drove you nuts didn't it?
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