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4 DEC 2006 at 6:17pm

Gameman007

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DID YOU EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHEN YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO
DEAL WITH STUPID PEOPLE???????????????????????????????????????????
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in
line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! I
was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting
The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended
up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head.

I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying
it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it
works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention
here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my
story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and
was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting
in the street licking my butt when a car hit me......

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4 DEC 2006 at 9:55pm

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So long as you don't start chasing cars and humping people's legs .....  


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4 DEC 2006 at 10:12pm

Terry Penrod

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Originally Posted By Caroline (4 DEC 2006 9:54pm)

So long as you don't start chasing cars and humping people's legs .....  




Hey, what's wrong with vigorous exercise and being (really) friendly?

Cheers,  Terry  




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4 DEC 2006 at 10:57pm

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When I was a little kid visiting my Grandma I used to nibble on the Purina kibbles between meals when the grownups wouldn't let me eat anything else lest I "spoil my appetite." Then Purina changed their recipe or something and it tasted significantly worse. So I had to resort to stealing food when the grownups weren't looking and stockpiling it somewhere.

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5 DEC 2006 at 1:47am

Caroline

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What a sad, deprived, almost Dickensian childhood you describe, oh Evil Broccoli Keeper....

My mother kept a large tin filled with chocolates biscuits in the sideboard and we were all allowed unlimited access.....  oh dear.....  :-/

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5 DEC 2006 at 2:33am

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Originally Posted By Caroline (5 DEC 2006 1:47am)
My mother kept a large tin filled with chocolates biscuits in the sideboard and we were all allowed unlimited access.....  oh dear.....  :-/


... and thus began Carolines life long addiction to chocolate in every shape and size.


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5 DEC 2006 at 2:49am

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Good for you, Gameman007!  I don't have the guts to do what you did!!!

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6 DEC 2006 at 2:02am

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I take it you had to abruptly halt licking your butt and munching on those nuggets, I mean with the car hitting you and all that.

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