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| 1 NOV 2006 at 10:55pm |
MissBSchattenjger
Posts : 2217
Joined: 15 OCT 2002
Status : Online | At the risk of sounding like an idiot, what exactly is the "separating" part? Separating the "boys" (who are already pre-packed in a container of sorts) from each other? Or separating the.....other things ya'll got going on down there?
My name is Bethany and I'm the daughter of Gamergal/Michelle.
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| 2 NOV 2006 at 12:19am |
Alan ThornSorcerer Apprentice
Posts : 240
Joined: 8 JUN 2005
Status : Online | Cutie pants and bloody big bulges,
Wherewithal and carnal indulges.
Sensuous curves and kissable bumps,
Upstairs, downstairs and lots of lady lumps.
Come in for a coffee, or maybe some tea,
Come in for a good time contrived just for me.
Sex advertised this product. Mr Data makes it so.
Contain us in capsule and tell us where to go.
Talk about passings and teach us how to grieve,
Gives us free condoms and prohibit us to leave.
X-Ray eyes and scientific deduction
New kinds of pants and alien abduction.
Cutie pants and bloody big bulges,
Wherewithal and carnal indulges.
Dream the dream of the night before,
And make us all live to another man's law.
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| 2 NOV 2006 at 2:44am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
Posts : 16553
Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | Jeepers Alan
I love your poety. :-* :-* :-*
This one is definitely another brilliant gem.
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| 2 NOV 2006 at 3:09am |
MarkGuild Master
Posts : 3839
Joined: 10 OCT 2002
Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Michelle (1 NOV 2006 10:55pm)
...what exactly is the "separating" part?
Goddesses - like yourself and Caroline - usually don't have to ask.
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 2 NOV 2006 at 5:00am |
| Deleted User | Cod pieces are nothing new really.
Never need one myself <cough>
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| 2 NOV 2006 at 6:00am |
Lady KestrelGuild Master
Posts : 4047
Joined: 27 SEP 2004
Location: US, NJ
Status : Offline | My motorcycle man recently wrote an article about the joys of riding his Royal Enfield year round as opposed to fair weather riders who are just showing off with more power, bells, and whistles than anyone needs. He used the subtitle "Motorcycle as Codpiece," but I thought this part was appropriate for this "new" fashion trend.
"Back in Elizabethan (I) days, before the invention of the zipper, or even the button fly, gentlemen wore a pouch-like affair on the front of their breeches, laced at the top to provide access to the equipment therein. These accessories were, to all accounts, designed, tailored, and padded to dimensions far in excess of any actual capacity requirement likely to be encountered this side of a mountain gorilla." (Is that you, Speck?)
"Where is the fountain that throws up these flowers in a ceaseless outbreak of ecstasy?"
-Rabindranath Tagore
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| 2 NOV 2006 at 6:34am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
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Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | I once read that when King Henry XVIII met with the King of France at what became known as the Field of the Cloth of Gold, they both had ENORMOUS codpieces, far in excess of anything that could ever be dreamed of. [smiley=rofl.gif]
I'll bet the seamstresses laughed themselves silly making rude comments about being able to pack his lunch in there as well.
So, ladies, no different from those delicately built damsels who pad their bras, eh? But have you noticed how utterly pretty those tiny bras are?
Which reminds me. At age 11 I felt like a princess as I wore my sister's white lace confirmation gown to the end of school party and one of those super skinny girls accused me of stuffing tissues down my front. I had to ask my mother what on earth she was talking about and why would anyone do that when we didn't use tissues anyway, we had proper hankies and a pocket to put it in.
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| 3 NOV 2006 at 5:35am |
| Deleted User | Originally Posted By Lady Kestrel, Sky Goddess (2 NOV 2006 5:59am)
These accessories were, to all accounts, designed, tailored, and padded to dimensions far in excess of any actual capacity requirement likely to be encountered this side of a mountain gorilla." (Is that you, Speck?)
Hey, I'm not called Not A Speck Of Cereal for no reason!
Woof!
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| 3 NOV 2006 at 8:45am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
Posts : 16553
Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | Oh my goodness! I gave up trying to understand your name a long time ago.....
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| 3 NOV 2006 at 9:12pm |
ShadowWalkerJourneyman
Posts : 997
Joined: 27 JUL 2005
Status : Offline | Hello There!
Thank God! We guys finally have something to make the girls get as much dissatisfaction about us as we get about them when they have............inflatable bras or glubs of tissue paper!
Unless of course they get a Brava Bra!
Then it is a welcome surprise for the boys! :
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| 4 NOV 2006 at 4:26am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
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Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | Shadow
You never cease to amaze me. How the hell do you know all this stuff. I did a google and have gleaned that the Brava bra system enhances the breast but I couldn't get any detailed info because the linked pages were unavailable. (I've never heard of half the stuff you talk about. )
However, the caution suggesting that people who were offended by such images ought not to access the site was nicely and sensitively worded, I thought.
My personal opinion is that the man should be jolly grateful for whatever he finds under his ladylove's clothing and not make any demands about size.
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| 4 NOV 2006 at 10:10pm |
SusanGuild Master
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Joined: 13 OCT 2002
Location: 0
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Not A Speck Of Cereal (3 NOV 2006 5:34am)
Hey, I'm not called Not A Speck Of Cereal for no reason!
Two wrongs make a right.
I miss my Bubba: 1986 - 2006.
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| 4 NOV 2006 at 10:19pm |
GhostSorcerer Apprentice
Posts : 273
Joined: 31 JUL 2004
Status : Online | Originally Posted By Michelle (1 NOV 2006 10:55pm)
At the risk of sounding like an idiot, what exactly is the "separating" part? Separating the "boys" (who are already pre-packed in a container of sorts) from each other? Or separating the.....other things ya'll got going on down there?
Okay, here's a line out of the article:
"..The underwear features a 'wondercup', a pouch used to "separate and stop squashing"..."
I didn't know "squashing" was an issue with men...? [smiley=embarassed.gif]
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| 5 NOV 2006 at 3:53am |
SusanGuild Master
Posts : 5485
Joined: 13 OCT 2002
Location: 0
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By wren99 (4 NOV 2006 10:18pm)
I didn't know "squashing" was an issue with men...? [smiley=embarassed.gif]
And what if I need to kick somebody in the groin? [smiley=devil_smiley_grintail.gif]
I miss my Bubba: 1986 - 2006.
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| 5 NOV 2006 at 3:57am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
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Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | Oh I don't think the new padded undies would act like a sports protection Susan. You go right ahead dear, and kick with wild abandon. And when he falls to his knees, poke him in the eyes for good measure. Then run.
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| 5 NOV 2006 at 4:45am |
MarkGuild Master
Posts : 3839
Joined: 10 OCT 2002
Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Bast, the Cat Goddess (5 NOV 2006 3:53am)
And what if I need to kick somebody in the groin?
Now why on earth would you want to do that?
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 5 NOV 2006 at 12:23pm |
MissBSchattenjger
Posts : 2217
Joined: 15 OCT 2002
Status : Online | Originally Posted By Mark (5 NOV 2006 4:45am)
Originally Posted By Bast, the Cat Goddess (5 NOV 2006 3:53am)
And what if I need to kick somebody in the groin?
Now why on earth would you want to do that?
Women are trained from birth that if they are attacked by a man to kick him where it hurts the most.
My name is Bethany and I'm the daughter of Gamergal/Michelle.
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| 5 NOV 2006 at 2:20pm |
GhostSorcerer Apprentice
Posts : 273
Joined: 31 JUL 2004
Status : Online | Originally Posted By Mark (5 NOV 2006 4:45am)
Originally Posted By Bast, the Cat Goddess (5 NOV 2006 3:53am)
And what if I need to kick somebody in the groin?
Now why on earth would you want to do that?
Don't all women want to? It's a natural instinct for us 8-)
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| 5 NOV 2006 at 9:46pm |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
Posts : 16553
Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | [smiley=rofl.gif]........ exit Mark, clutching his vulnerable bits ......
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| 7 NOV 2006 at 5:34am |
| Deleted User | Originally Posted By Caroline, Supreme Goddess (3 NOV 2006 8:45am)
Oh my goodness! I gave up trying to understand your name a long time ago.....
It's a quote from a Frank Zappa song.
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