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Topic: Turkish Sci-Fi Remakes, CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!

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23 OCT 2006 at 9:50am

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Turkish Star Wars Review

Turkish E.T. Review

A Turkish Superman Review was also mentioned which I couldn't find, but I found something better: FOOTAGE!!!!!!

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23 OCT 2006 at 10:26am

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[smiley=rofl.gif] Too funny!  


Would love to see the complete films actually.  


These days we have to turn to Bollywood to make these hilarious remakes. Who else would think it's a good idea to turn Fight Club into a camp musical?  :


Some clips: http://www.twitchfilm.net/archives/004962.html

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23 OCT 2006 at 2:07pm
Deleted UserThis is awesome!!! Even Ed Wood must be turning in his grave.


I found some clips:

Intro

Stolen Star Wars footage repeated over and over again. Looks like our heroes get killed, but no...

Training

Rocks getting a beating with Battlestar Galactica and Indiana Jones themes in the background.

Kicking butt #1
Kicking butt #2
Kicking butt #3
Kicking butt #4
Extreme violence, extreme badness. You couldn't ask for more! [smiley=jumping.gif]



And now... Brace yourselves:

The 2006 sequel!!!

Click down the middle for teaser. This time, they have actual production values!


23 OCT 2006 at 2:22pm

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omg!!! [smiley=rofl.gif] [smiley=rofl.gif] [smiley=rofl.gif]

is this for real??? this is a CLASSIC!!! can't stop laughing indeed!!! the scenes where he bites off the sword and he stabs the monster with its own arm are monumental!!! [smiley=rofl.gif] [smiley=rofl.gif] [smiley=rofl.gif]

i got to see this movie, and i see it available on emule (kinda scary if you think about it!)... english subs too!

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24 OCT 2006 at 3:15am
Deleted UserHow about Turkish Star Trek?

http://thismodernworld.com/3230

My god, this kills in so many ways.


24 OCT 2006 at 7:07am

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Respect to the neighbours.
We need to do something about it. I'm all for a Greek Matrix starring Aya as Neo.

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24 OCT 2006 at 12:19pm
Deleted UserBrilliant!

These are the journeys of the starship Shishkebab...

You know what's really funny about this? This version has every quality of the original show except for a planet that looks way better!


24 OCT 2006 at 1:29pm

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i can do my own slow motions too! 8-) (<-- matrix glasses)

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24 OCT 2006 at 6:49pm

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If you see only one Turkish sci-fi sequel this winter, make it Dünyay[ch305] Kurtaran Adamin O[ch287]lu!
...not to be confused with Keira Knightley

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25 OCT 2006 at 6:35pm

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It's even got a full 6.6/10 on imdb: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0182060/  [smiley=shocked.gif]

Makes you wonder about all those other ratings!


[url=http://www.intervocative.com/DVDCollection.aspx/Jerry2000]My dvd's[/url]

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25 OCT 2006 at 10:21pm

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Originally Posted By Jerry (25 OCT 2006 6:34pm)
It's even got a full 6.6/10 on imdb: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0182060/  [smiley=shocked.gif]

Makes you wonder about all those other ratings!

you got that right... that movie looks like a 9+ and they gave it a 6.6? no credibility whatsoever!

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26 OCT 2006 at 8:58am

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Aya, do you know this movie?

It's the ultimate Greek cult!

Read some of the user comments...

An ultimate cult Greek movie masterpiece that can even be compared to the Godfather and Schindler's List. Apostolos Souglakos gives a performance to remember that only actors such as Al Pacino and Robert De Niro have the ability to perform the role.


I'm talking fight scenes with Commodore 64 music and sound effects and even soft porn scences starring Souglakos! Priceless, I tell ya!

[smiley=laughing.gif] [smiley=laughing.gif] [smiley=laughing.gif]

Perhaps I should send it to you together with the wedding invitation. It's even got English subtitles! (priceless, don't watch it without them).

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26 OCT 2006 at 1:56pm

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yes yes, send it, i need it!!! i need to expand my quality movie watching... i got lots of top quality martial arts and horror from the 70s and 80s, but it's time for new genres! i'm dloading the turkish star wars as we speak... i've also asked a friend to be checking the tv listings for "satanades sta sxoleia"!!! if you haven't seen that, you MUST! social drama with gardelis! you understand the importance... just to give you a hint of its brilliance: at some point two people are running away (in slow motion) from a guy who's pointing a gun at them... they are running next to each other... the guy fires the gun once... they both go down! 8-)

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1 NOV 2006 at 9:15pm
Deleted UserThey made a Batman too!
This time, stealing Bond music from John Barry and featuring an attempted rape scene that the cheesy 60's original couldn't have had in a million years... The fight choreography and stunts are actually quite impressive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_MP7N7Kt5M

3 NOV 2006 at 1:02am

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batman too! [smiley=jumping.gif] i saw there's wizard of oz as well! got to get all this stuff!!!

dloaded star trek and star wars but they were without subs, so i need to get them again (yes, following the story is important!)... can't seem to find e.t. yet

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