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#1 10 OCT 2006 at 2:41am
Susan Guild Master Posts : 5485 Joined: 13 OCT 2002 Location: 0 Status : Offline	Let me clear this up for everybody: I am not pregnant. Let me rephrase that: I have a F-A-T R-O-U-N-D S-T-O-M-A-C-H. Just because I'm buying stuff at Babies R Us with a gift registry in my hands it does not mean it's OK to ask when the due date is. Never mind that my sister-in-law's first initial is the same as mine, and her name could be mistaken for mine if that was all you saw, say, on something else.) Just because I'm at a baby shower for my sister-in-law and I have a F-A-T R-O-U-N-D S-T-O-M-A-C-H, it does not mean it's OK to ask me if I'm also pregnant. I brushed it off 6 years ago when some woman asked me how far along I was, but twice in three days is too much. Unless a woman is in her 9th month of being pregnant and she's having twins or something and it's very obvious that she is pregnant (and even then it might not be a good idea), do not assume she is, and for the love of all things sacred, DO NOT ask her about it. OK? I miss my Bubba: 1986 - 2006.
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#2 10 OCT 2006 at 3:11am
BazzaLB Private Detective Posts : 512 Joined: 27 AUG 2005 Location: AU Status : Offline	congratulations. When's it due?
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#3 10 OCT 2006 at 3:39am
Deleted User	[img][IMG]http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d106/papabrody1/images.jpg[/IMG] You left this on the bathroom counter......want to explain again?

#4 10 OCT 2006 at 4:09am
Deleted User	I learned long ago, don't assume that woman is pregnant unless you see a baby exiting her womb!

#5 10 OCT 2006 at 4:11am
Caroline JA+ Overseer Posts : 16540 Joined: 28 JAN 2007 Location: AU Status : Offline	Oh dear. I've done that - and I've had it done to me. Bub number 2 was in the shopping trolley and I locked my keys in the car. A nice kind lady stepped up to help me and she said something along the lines of, 'with a small baby and in your condition'.... oops! time to diet. :-[ Back to you Susan, Goddess of Many Names. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT under any circumstances, adopt the current fashion trend for smock tops and empire line dresses. [smiley=devil_smiley_grintail.gif]
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#6 10 OCT 2006 at 4:30am
Susan Guild Master Posts : 5485 Joined: 13 OCT 2002 Location: 0 Status : Offline	*Originally Posted By papabrody (10 OCT 2006 3:39am)* You left this on the bathroom counter......want to explain again? That was there when I arrived. I think the woman ahead of me left it. You might want to check with that blond chick who always wears the leopard print. *Originally Posted By Caroline (10 OCT 2006 4:11am)* Do not, I repeat, DO NOT under any circumstances, adopt the current fashion trend for smock tops and empire line dresses. I call those tops "pregnancy tops." Doesn't matter who's wearing them, either. Can I use this whole thing to my advantage, somehow? I miss my Bubba: 1986 - 2006.
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#7 10 OCT 2006 at 5:48am
Caroline JA+ Overseer Posts : 16540 Joined: 28 JAN 2007 Location: AU Status : Offline	Can I use this whole thing to my advantage, somehow? Maybe... maybe.... do you use public transport? Can't get a seat? Lean back, thrust out belly, look pathetic and stare at a seated passenger. It might work.
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#8 10 OCT 2006 at 7:46am
Chris. Schattenjger Posts : 1842 Joined: 8 MAR 2005 Status : Online	I get that all the time too ...not to be confused with Keira Knightley
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#9 10 OCT 2006 at 8:20am
Deleted User	But do you WANT to be pregnant? Just call me. 8-) Will I still be pregnant, tomorrow?

#10 10 OCT 2006 at 8:48am
Caroline JA+ Overseer Posts : 16540 Joined: 28 JAN 2007 Location: AU Status : Offline	And we all know what sort of baby Sir Funky throws... blonde, cuties
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#11 10 OCT 2006 at 8:53am
Revliskci Private Detective Posts : 724 Joined: 9 NOV 2002 Status : Offline	Then what's with those suspiscious links on your desktop, eh?
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#12 11 OCT 2006 at 1:43am
Caroline JA+ Overseer Posts : 16540 Joined: 28 JAN 2007 Location: AU Status : Offline	[img]http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/659/pregnantwomandu8.jpg[/img] Well of course I look pregnant from that angle..... but really.... it's just a few too many french fries, ice creams and chocolate bars...... just a round fat belly.... honest... Dad..... [smiley=devil_smiley_grintail.gif]
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#13 11 OCT 2006 at 4:30pm
ShadowWalker Journeyman Posts : 997 Joined: 27 JUL 2005 Status : Offline	Hello There! Susan......I just got a package that I think is meant for you....I could be wrong. I opened it and looked inside and I scanned it so that you could verify if indeed is your package erroneously sent to me! CLICK ME
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#14 11 OCT 2006 at 11:41pm
MissB Schattenjger Posts : 2217 Joined: 15 OCT 2002 Status : Online	*Originally Posted By Susan (10 OCT 2006 4:29am)* Can I use this whole thing to my advantage, somehow? Depends. Is there an ex-boyfriend somewhere that you'd be interested in scaring the crap out of? My name is Bethany and I'm the daughter of Gamergal/Michelle.
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#15 12 OCT 2006 at 1:46am
Ghost Sorcerer Apprentice Posts : 273 Joined: 31 JUL 2004 Status : Online	*Originally Posted By Susan (10 OCT 2006 2:41am)* I brushed it off 6 years ago when some woman asked me how far along I was, but twice in three days is too much. Unless a woman is in her 9th month of being pregnant and she's having twins or something and it's very obvious that she is pregnant (and even then it might not be a good idea), do not assume she is, and for the love of all things sacred, DO NOT ask her about it. OK? OMG, Susan...sorry you had to go through that - how rude!!!! I was about 8 or 9 when I said to my Aunt (who wasn't pregnant), "Auntie, are you pregnant??" [smiley=doh.gif] Oh, man...that was back in the 70's and Muumuus were in style (for some reason) - My mom pulled me aside to tell me never to say that to anyone.... So to this day (I'm 30 something....), my Aunt gives me strange looks.... (I learned my lesson..... [smiley=embarassed.gif])
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#16 12 OCT 2006 at 2:41am
Caroline JA+ Overseer Posts : 16540 Joined: 28 JAN 2007 Location: AU Status : Offline	Smock tops were all the rage when I was mid-teens and my mother wouldn't let me have one because they were only for pregnant women and she didn't want people to think the wrong thing...etc ... Now when I see the shops full of 70s style fashions and colours I hate the sight of them. Been there, done that.
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#17 19 OCT 2006 at 1:36am
Susan Guild Master Posts : 5485 Joined: 13 OCT 2002 Location: 0 Status : Offline	*Originally Posted By Sir Funkenstein jr. (10 OCT 2006 8:20am)* Just call me. 8-) Oh dear! That wasn't you the other night? Hmmmm I miss my Bubba: 1986 - 2006.
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#18 22 OCT 2006 at 9:49pm
Sarah Journeyman Posts : 913 Joined: 13 JUL 2004 Status : Offline	Once a flight attendant thought I was pregnant.I did felt sad and insulted but I think it's all my flabby stomachs fault! Still busy being a mom &&
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#19 26 OCT 2006 at 9:13pm
Deleted User	*Originally Posted By Susan (19 OCT 2006 1:35am)* *Originally Posted By Sir Funkenstein jr. (10 OCT 2006 8:20am)* Just call me. 8-) Oh dear! That wasn't you the other night? Hmmmm Yes it was. Hope it was as good for you as it was for me. Sigarette? [img]http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/gmc0108l.jpg[/img]