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| 29 MAR 2006 at 11:27pm |
Jeroen StoutSchattenjger
Posts : 2798
Joined: 14 NOV 2003
Status : Online | I feel patronised just reading this. Hey, guys, listen to us, we'll tell you how to handle the world - in fact, this article is written in such a way that if I had a girlfriend I'd walk up to her and say: "And no funny business, eh? I've read all about you women, so don't you try and fool me!", to which she'd reply: "Yes! Clear your internet history next time you browse late at night!"
Hm. My hypothetical girlfriends sure are cynical. This could be the sign of a devestating personality flaw or just an indication of how I am a hot rod in the sarcastic department. Hey, perhaps they can research that and tell us, guys, what's the best form of wit! Oh yes!
Ptsh.
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| 29 MAR 2006 at 11:58pm |
MarkGuild Master
Posts : 3803
Joined: 10 OCT 2002
Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Sandy, dear. Do you have to take that magnifying glass with you everywhere? Even to bed?
If so - that explains these "Masters and Johnson" Sex Survey things you keep linking to - and you are forgiven.
Poor thing. :'(
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 30 MAR 2006 at 1:48am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
Posts : 16540
Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | The problem with Sandy's posts is...... I spend ages reading all the links on the original page!!!
You keep it up Sandy. [smiley=devil_smiley_grintail.gif]
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| 30 MAR 2006 at 3:35pm |
MissBSchattenjger
Posts : 2217
Joined: 15 OCT 2002
Status : Online | I gotta disagree with that one, Sandy. I've seen too many documentaries showing that women are attracted to a man who will give her children the best chance in life. And that usually turns out to be those who are the best providers/best physically fit. Cavemen prefer the best looking cavewoman, and cavewomen prefer the biggest, burliest, best-huntin' son of a gun cavedude.
My name is Bethany and I'm the daughter of Gamergal/Michelle.
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| 30 MAR 2006 at 5:07pm |
Sandy_SleuthPrivate Detective
Posts : 556
Joined: 22 JUL 2005
Status : Online | Originally Posted By Mark (29 MAR 2006 11:58pm)
Sandy, dear. Do you have to take that magnifying glass with you everywhere? Even to bed?
If so - that explains these "Masters and Johnson" Sex Survey things you keep linking to - and you are forgiven.
Poor thing. :'(
Well, that was uncalled for!! Hey, it could have been worse, it could have been a poll And I didn't write the thing, just posted it, for women mainly, I wanted to know if they agreed or disagreed. You really are a mean ol' grumpy guy.
Thanks Caroline!!! :-*
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| 30 MAR 2006 at 5:46pm |
IviniaGuild Master
Posts : 4459
Joined: 7 JUN 2003
Location: US
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Michelle (30 MAR 2006 3:34pm)
And that usually turns out to be those who are the best providers/best physically fit.
In the modern world this tends to be the guy with the biggest wallet. If he has a big wallet and is attractive, he's got it made. The less attractive he is, the bigger his wallet better be.
On the other side, to land the guy with the bigger wallet and attractiveness, the more model-like you better be.
Granted, there are exceptions.
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| 30 MAR 2006 at 5:56pm |
Pastor DisasterJourneyman
Posts : 1056
Joined: 14 DEC 2004
Status : Online | Huh. Why is Sandy listed as an ex-member now? Did she forget to pay her dues? I know $500 a month is a steep price, but the JA+ staff assured me that everyone pays it.
What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Dyslexics wonder why there isn't a word that means the same thing as "cinnamon."
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| 30 MAR 2006 at 6:10pm |
IviniaGuild Master
Posts : 4459
Joined: 7 JUN 2003
Location: US
Status : Offline | I get the sneeky suspicion that she tried to change her name and clicked the wrong button.
Caroline should do a tutorial on how to do it properly, she's an expert at it!
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| 30 MAR 2006 at 10:01pm |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
Posts : 16540
Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | Well I fancied my husband when I met him because he had broad shoulders and a thick neck and was the same height and build as my father. It was the SIZE of the man I liked.
First boyfriend was same height and weight as myself and terribly smart. Introduced me to classical music and art. No ambition though. He became a vicar. [smiley=angel_smiley.gif]
Another chap was ultra handsome, good family, not assertive enough and really, really cloyingly religious, even changed the way he laughed to mimic our church leader... hmmm... bit too weak, lovely clean hands though.
I suspect there are far too many variables for it to be explained in a web article. I'm sure some boffin has written an enormous book about it somewhere.
Maybe the answer is polygamy. Every woman is entitled to two or three men. That way she can have great passionate sex with A, get the house renovated with B, raise the babies with C and when she really wants a good conversation, she can do lunch with her girlfriends. [smiley=devil_smiley_grintail.gif]
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| 30 MAR 2006 at 11:57pm |
ShadowWalkerJourneyman
Posts : 997
Joined: 27 JUL 2005
Status : Offline | Hellooooooooooooo Mighty Wif................... Pirate!...
It is not called polygamy, it is called polyandry........
And how will you decide who gets you to swoon and when...... [smiley=devil_smiley_grintail.gif]
They might start to fight about that! And wind up killing each other off!
What will you do then oh powerful Mighty Mistr........Pirate! [smiley=devil_smiley_grintail.gif]
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| 31 MAR 2006 at 2:18am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
Posts : 16540
Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | Aye, testosteron and the urge to possess is a terrible curse for men isn't it? Hmmm.... separate houses? Tall houses with a bedroom on on each floor? I'd have my own room and it would be upto me whose bed I slept in? Or lottery?
According to Sandy's link, the moon's cycle should determine who I fancied what days.
The problem with having it the other way around, more women to one man is that those 'families' tend to breed like rabbits.
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| 31 MAR 2006 at 9:00pm |
ShadowWalkerJourneyman
Posts : 997
Joined: 27 JUL 2005
Status : Offline | And I would like to have at least 4 children......
Hummmm.....Maybe I should move down to Minessota or Arkansas, or one of those out of the way states and create my own religion like those polygamists.....
Mind you, I will not marry or touch the girl until she is at least 19 years of age...
What the hell would I do with a 13 year old girl still boggles me!?
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| 31 MAR 2006 at 9:40pm |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
Posts : 16540
Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | Poor Shadow
I spend my days in company of 18/20yr olds. Believe me they're babies too. They think I'm some wise old woman who knows the most amazing amount of 'cool' things. So, you reckon you'd find enough to talk about with a wife half you age? Only if you want to be her tutor. And believe me, when she grows up, she'll move on. Because when she hits 40 and you're 65, she simply won't be ready to slow down.
Find a woman around the 36-45 mark. Have one maybe two babies, count your blessing, still be able to afford food and holidays, enjoy life. Have conversations in English.
How are your Russian language lessons coming along? I can't wait to see the teacher's face when you ask them to teach you all the naughty words...... [smiley=devil_smiley_grintail.gif]
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| 2 APR 2006 at 6:04pm |
trudysgardenSorcerer Apprentice
Posts : 312
Joined: 19 JUL 2005
Status : Online | Originally Posted By ShadowWalker (30 MAR 2006 11:56pm)
Hellooooooooooooo Mighty Wif................... Pirate!...
It is not called polygamy, it is called polyandry........
And how will you decide who gets you to swoon and when...... [smiley=devil_smiley_grintail.gif]
They might start to fight about that! And wind up killing each other off!
What will you do then oh powerful Mighty Mistr........Pirate! [smiley=devil_smiley_grintail.gif]
Spend their life insurance, that's what!
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| 2 APR 2006 at 6:20pm |
kuddlesPrivate Detective
Posts : 702
Joined: 22 OCT 2004
Status : Online | I've already heard this information, but I also read an article that points out how men with an asymmetrical body type are also more likely to cheat on their partners. Since they're more fertile and more attractive to women, nature also gives them a greater instinctual push towards "spreading their seed" as it were. If I find that article again I'll post it.
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