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| 18 APR 2006 at 9:36pm |
ShadowWalkerJourneyman
Posts : 997
Joined: 27 JUL 2005
Status : Offline | There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"
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A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
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There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it." I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
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| 18 APR 2006 at 11:16pm |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
Posts : 16540
Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | ShadowWalker,
I think you just ruined your chances of dinner with Avatar.
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| 18 APR 2006 at 11:28pm |
ShadowWalkerJourneyman
Posts : 997
Joined: 27 JUL 2005
Status : Offline | Hello There!
I have never, ever, thought less of blondes.....
I prefer them....
No insults to brunettes either.....
But, it is something to think about that when we make sport of blondes....
Yes....it is a stereotype, and it may offend some. But the truth is.....
Blondes make more money....
Blondes are considered more elegant in the general population.....
Blondes in spite of these jokes are still considered smarter than others....go figger!
Blondes are more sought after in the male population as more desirable mates and friends....
You make sport of me and my "kinks"....it does not bother me.....
I laugh along with it.....
Like all humor based on stereotypes, blonde jokes may be found offensive by some people, not limited to their target. However, they tend not to be quite as controversial as other forms of racial humor or dark comedy that is very rampant......
If this statement is not acceptable.....
I will let you or Avatar prescribe the punishment.....
But no bloodletting, or removal of body parts!
And I am not getting a brazilian wax either!
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| 19 APR 2006 at 12:11am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
Posts : 16540
Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | Brazilian Wax? You will be begging for such small mercies when the blondes of this world are finished with you.
I heard they favour getting you a dry full body shave by a sumo wrestler.... in public.....
oooh the itching....
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| 19 APR 2006 at 3:25pm |
ShadowWalkerJourneyman
Posts : 997
Joined: 27 JUL 2005
Status : Offline | Oh....alright! I was worried there for a moment!
I was worried that either you or Avatar might tell me to remove all nether region hairs with the original coil epilady! [smiley=scared.gif]
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| 20 APR 2006 at 3:38am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
Posts : 16540
Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | Surely only a MAN would invent such a painful device and then sell it to WOMEN so they could torture themselves in preparation to pleasing a MAN....
ain't nuthin' wrong with hairs....
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