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| 29 MAR 2006 at 8:39pm |
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| 29 MAR 2006 at 10:10pm |
Sandy_SleuthPrivate Detective
Posts : 556
Joined: 22 JUL 2005
Status : Online | [smiley=rofl.gif] That's not true!!
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| 29 MAR 2006 at 10:17pm |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
Posts : 16540
Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | I'm thinkin' of makin' you my supply officer Shadow.... what say ye t' that? Ye get a share o' the loot and first dibs on the wenches. For obvious reasons I ain't interested in 'em.
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| 29 MAR 2006 at 11:05pm |
anthonyJourneyman
Posts : 1270
Joined: 11 JUN 2003
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Sandy_Sleuth (29 MAR 2006 7:21pm)
The "Brady's" want their "boat" back by friday!!
That's right. Alice needs it to go food shopping and to pick up Cindy from Girl Scouts.
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| 29 MAR 2006 at 11:51pm |
MarkGuild Master
Posts : 3803
Joined: 10 OCT 2002
Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Peter Doyle (29 MAR 2006 5:28pm)
A land yacht be the ship for me! Oh, my gosh! A mint condition 1972 Pontiac Grand Safari Station Wagon!
I am in love again. At 6 miles per gallon, you couldn't beat it. It must weigh 6 tons. The leather interior, the fabulous styling, the drama, the sleekness, the non-aerodynamics, the comfort, the gas bills...(50˘/gallon was about average then).
Gott im Himmel! Those were the days (especially at the Drive-In movies).
A true Land Yacht! A Classic Sleazemobile!
Ohhh...I gotta lay down...
Originally Posted By Mightiest Girl Pirate (29 MAR 2006 10:16pm)
I'm thinkin' of makin' you my supply officer Shadow.... what say ye t' that? Ye get a share o' the loot and first dibs on the wenches. For obvious reasons I ain't interested in 'em.
Well, you should be interested, O High 'n' Mighty Pirate!
What's wrong with wrenches? You can fix all plumbing, carriage, pub, galleon, brig, gangplank, and especially lower deck problems with them.
A wrench can tighten many a loose thing. Don't underestimate the power of the wrench.
You are doing your crew a major disservice by not understanding the power of the wrench!
Originally Posted By anthony (29 MAR 2006 11:05pm)
Originally Posted By Sandy_Sleuth (29 MAR 2006 7:21pm)
The "Brady's" want their "boat" back by friday!!
That's right. Alice needs it to go food shopping and to pick up Cindy from Girl Scouts.
Not to mention to drop the kids off at the pool...
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 30 MAR 2006 at 1:53am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
Posts : 16540
Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | First man who can get a wench to do the job of a wrench will likely be voted cap'n by the grateful crew..... arrrr they be a motley bunch. And ye...ye.... short-sighted devious, back-stabbing mutineeer...... any talk from ye of upsettin' the balance on me ship (whatever Shadow turns up with) and ye'll be the first of 'em to walk the plank, hands tied behind yer back, shark feed......
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| 30 MAR 2006 at 2:58pm |
anthonyJourneyman
Posts : 1270
Joined: 11 JUN 2003
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Mark (29 MAR 2006 11:51pm)
Not to mention to drop the kids off at the pool...
Yes, thanks to Michelle, I will always associate that phrase with someone using a cell phone while sitting on the crapper.
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| 31 MAR 2006 at 12:42am |
ShadowWalkerJourneyman
Posts : 997
Joined: 27 JUL 2005
Status : Offline | With your blessing Mightiest Girl Pirate......
Your ship to carry on the looting, and wenching, and raping, and pillaging, and murdering, and torturing, and hanging, and attacking, and running, and living, and eating, and sleeping, and sexing, and keelhauling, and making them walk the plank too, ARGH!!..
http://library.thinkquest.org/17297/clipper.JPG
Originally Posted By Mightiest Girl Pirate (29 MAR 2006 10:16pm)
I'm thinkin' of makin' you my supply officer Shadow.... what say ye t' that? Ye get a share o' the loot and first dibs on the wenches. For obvious reasons I ain't interested in 'em.
ARGH! Yes my captiain.....I likes the share of the loot, and first dibs on the wenches......
Give me a chance to practice my whipping!!!
and severy spanking!!!!
and other more........specialized forms of kinkyness!!
Yeh! ARGH.
......................................................where is it!?.................................................................
.........................who took my leather G string!!??...........................................
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| 31 MAR 2006 at 2:12am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
Posts : 16540
Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | oh! that red leathery thing the cabin boys are using as a slingshot? That's yer underwear? Well, ye'll just have ta dress like a pirate without it from now on. A boy pirate that is.
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| 31 MAR 2006 at 6:31pm |
ShadowWalkerJourneyman
Posts : 997
Joined: 27 JUL 2005
Status : Offline | Dress like a pirate!.... :-/
Dirty and oversized canvas pants..... >
No underwear......
Stinking white shirt gone gray from the sweat and food and grog drippings. Blood stained too. Not mine though! :-X
No orthopedic shoes.....just a pair of old, dirty, and smelly boots I killed someone over........ :'(
No underarm deodorant......
No breathmints....... :-X
No hair softener......
No floss...... :-X
YEAH!............
I likes being a pirate......
..................and give me back my red leather g-string..........I needs it for those special sessions with the wenches.................
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