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| 13 MAR 2006 at 2:27pm |
kuddlesPrivate Detective
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Joined: 22 OCT 2004
Status : Online | Originally Posted By Eva (10 MAR 2006 6:31pm)
I can sleep anytime of the day, sometimes for several hours, and still sleep all through the night.
I bet you can't say the same thing about having sex. And if you can, can I have your number?
I've never been one for taking naps. Unless I'm incredibly tired, sleeping for a small amount during the day feels wrong. But then, I usually sleep well enough during the night.
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| 13 MAR 2006 at 4:53pm |
ShadowWalkerJourneyman
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Joined: 27 JUL 2005
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Michelle (12 MAR 2006 2:43am)
My boyfriend and I have an understanding: we can have sex every single night if he wants to, but he just can't wake me up while he's doing it
I totally was into this a longggggggggg time ago! But you have to be careful! [smiley=shudder.gif]
There was this woman that I once did the same kind of deal, and she did not mind, being that she really enjoyed to feel her "privates" "orally talked to" during her sleep.
She enjoyed being wakened to a state of utter delirium 2 times.
The THIRD TIME!; however, she had a very vivid dream! [smiley=hyper.gif].
What was the outcome!
She clamped her thighs on my head like a vice grip, and twisted to her left so fast that she twisted my head and threw me out of the bed still gripping my neck! [smiley=shudder.gif]
Needless to say.....................
No oral manuevers while the subject of one's attention is sleep!
Unless you get your neck muscles in really good shape!
Thighs can be very deadly weapons indeed!
Cuddling, nuzzling, and gently and tenderly kissing love subject's face, shoulder and neck while softly talking is a fantastic compromise while you are half sleep and in each others arms with as much of your bodies in contact from head to toe!
Have done it.
LOVE IT! [smiley=hi_five.gif]
Wayyyyyyyy miss it now!
Great way to express a very tender and loving affection after a hard days hardships!
You can also continue talking, cuddling, and gently nibbling and kissing your loved one, while they have gone to sleep!
Besides, afterwards you can spoon and the man behind the "lady" can let out a "cable" and "couple" with the sleeping partner. Joined together in a very warm and loving "union" while they sleep together!
What do you think!
Is this a good compromise or not!
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| 13 MAR 2006 at 5:10pm |
ShadowWalkerJourneyman
Posts : 997
Joined: 27 JUL 2005
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Peter Doyle (13 MAR 2006 2:12pm)
Originally Posted By Caroline (13 MAR 2006 12:46pm)
When you have kids..... time alone in the house while they're visiting friends .... ahhh..... and if you can schedule that regularly..... [smiley=devil_smiley_grintail.gif]
Yep, one or two instances of a five year old getting up in the middle of the night and walking past two perfectly good, functioning sinks to knock on your door and tell you "I'm thirsty" will definitely put a damper on your spontaneity.
How about hiring a live-in baby sitter that you trust so that those darling little ones get corraled by the baby sitter in the next room while you engage in your military manuevers in your room!
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| 13 MAR 2006 at 5:52pm |
AlpineSorcerer Apprentice
Posts : 310
Joined: 16 OCT 2002
Status : Online | Originally Posted By ShadowWalker (13 MAR 2006 4:53pm)
Originally Posted By Michelle (12 MAR 2006 2:43am)
My boyfriend and I have an understanding: we can have sex every single night if he wants to, but he just can't wake me up while he's doing it
I totally was into this a longggggggggg time ago! But you have to be careful! [smiley=shudder.gif]
There was this woman that I once did the same kind of deal, and she did not mind, being that she really enjoyed to feel her "privates" "orally talked to" during her sleep.
She enjoyed being wakened to a state of utter delirium 2 times.
The THIRD TIME!; however, she had a very vivid dream! [smiley=hyper.gif].
What was the outcome!
She clamped her thighs on my head like a vice grip, and twisted to her left so fast that she twisted my head and threw me out of the bed still gripping my neck! [smiley=shudder.gif]
Needless to say.....................
No oral manuevers while the subject of one's attention is sleep!
Unless you get your neck muscles in really good shape!
Thighs can be very deadly weapons indeed!
Cuddling, nuzzling, and gently and tenderly kissing love subject's face, shoulder and neck while softly talking is a fantastic compromise while you are half sleep and in each others arms with as much of your bodies in contact from head to toe!
Have done it.
LOVE IT! [smiley=hi_five.gif]
Wayyyyyyyy miss it now!
Great way to express a very tender and loving affection after a hard days hardships!
You can also continue talking, cuddling, and gently nibbling and kissing your loved one, while they have gone to sleep!
Besides, afterwards you can spoon and the man behind the "lady" can let out a "cable" and "couple" with the sleeping partner. Joined together in a very warm and loving "union" while they sleep together!
What do you think!
Is this a good compromise or not!
I think that was WAAAAAAY more details than I needed to know!
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| 13 MAR 2006 at 5:59pm |
ShadowWalkerJourneyman
Posts : 997
Joined: 27 JUL 2005
Status : Offline | Hello There!
My sincerest apologies Alpine!
What manner of punishment do you consider appropriate to administer.
The lash, the garrote, the strappado, or just hot coals on my toes!
Or simply build a nice pyre!
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| 13 MAR 2006 at 6:10pm |
MarkGuild Master
Posts : 3839
Joined: 10 OCT 2002
Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Alpine (13 MAR 2006 5:52pm)
I think that was WAAAAAAY more details than I needed to know!
So quoting them in their entirety was helpful. :
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 13 MAR 2006 at 6:13pm |
ShadowWalkerJourneyman
Posts : 997
Joined: 27 JUL 2005
Status : Offline | Hello There!
Well Mark, you kow what people say..............
DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE!!
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| 13 MAR 2006 at 6:26pm |
AlpineSorcerer Apprentice
Posts : 310
Joined: 16 OCT 2002
Status : Online | Originally Posted By ShadowWalker (13 MAR 2006 5:59pm)
Hello There!
My sincerest apologies Alpine!
What manner of punishment do you consider appropriate to administer.
The lash, the garrote, the strappado, or just hot coals on my toes!
Or simply build a nice pyre!
That's okay... I'm over it now.
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| 13 MAR 2006 at 6:28pm |
AlpineSorcerer Apprentice
Posts : 310
Joined: 16 OCT 2002
Status : Online | Originally Posted By Mark (13 MAR 2006 6:10pm)
So quoting them in their entirety was helpful. :
Well, at least as 'helpful' as your post. :
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| 13 MAR 2006 at 6:37pm |
MarkGuild Master
Posts : 3839
Joined: 10 OCT 2002
Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Alpine (13 MAR 2006 6:28pm)
Originally Posted By Mark (13 MAR 2006 6:10pm)
So quoting them in their entirety was helpful. :
Well, at least as 'helpful' as your post. :
Oooo...you got me there!
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 13 MAR 2006 at 6:40pm |
AlpineSorcerer Apprentice
Posts : 310
Joined: 16 OCT 2002
Status : Online | Originally Posted By Mark (13 MAR 2006 6:37pm)
Oooo...you got me there!
And you have the nerve to talk about other people wasting bandwidth!
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| 13 MAR 2006 at 9:26pm |
MissBSchattenjger
Posts : 2217
Joined: 15 OCT 2002
Status : Online | Originally Posted By ShadowWalker (13 MAR 2006 4:53pm)
What do you think!
ShadowWalker, you are one funny guy. So, what do I think about what you wrote? Same thing I do nearly every time I read one of your posts.....I feel the need to take a long shower, but I can't stop laughing long enough to go do it.
PS: I was kidding in my post.....thus the "wink" smiley
My name is Bethany and I'm the daughter of Gamergal/Michelle.
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| 13 MAR 2006 at 9:57pm |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
Posts : 16552
Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | Oh god..... middle of the night sex [s]is[/s] was sooooo nice..... Let me see.... how many [s]years[/s] decades ago did that stop...? Kids, getting old, exhaustion, etc..... it all takes its toll....
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| 13 MAR 2006 at 11:03pm |
Peter DoyleIntergalactic Janitor
Posts : 86
Joined: 28 MAR 2006
Status : Online | Originally Posted By ShadowWalker (13 MAR 2006 5:10pm)
Originally Posted By Peter Doyle (13 MAR 2006 2:12pm)
Originally Posted By Caroline (13 MAR 2006 12:46pm)
When you have kids..... time alone in the house while they're visiting friends .... ahhh..... and if you can schedule that regularly..... [smiley=devil_smiley_grintail.gif]
Yep, one or two instances of a five year old getting up in the middle of the night and walking past two perfectly good, functioning sinks to knock on your door and tell you "I'm thirsty" will definitely put a damper on your spontaneity.
How about hiring a live-in baby sitter that you trust so that those darling little ones get corraled by the baby sitter in the next room while you engage in your military manuevers in your room!
Nah. I haven't dated anyone with kids that young in a long time.
Now I'm more likely to be interrupted by a teenager who needs me to move my car because I've got them blocked in.
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| 14 MAR 2006 at 2:19pm |
MarkGuild Master
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Joined: 10 OCT 2002
Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | WARNING! WASTED BANDWIDTH! WASTED BANDWIDTH!
Originally Posted By ShadowWalker (13 MAR 2006 6:13pm)
Well Mark, you know what people say...
Actually, I don't, and I'm glad.
Originally Posted By ShadowWalker (13 MAR 2006 6:13pm)
DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE!!
No, thank you. You go right (ahem) ahead, ShadowWalker.
Anyway, I think that if one enjoys making love to someone practically unconscious (i.e., asleep), well, let's just say: I would worry about feelings of loneliness, isolation, and more seriously - necrophilia - and seek help.
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 14 MAR 2006 at 9:48pm |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
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Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | I think the idea is that she wakes up...... [smiley=rofl.gif] You'd have to be drunk or doped to sleep through all that, surely?
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| 15 MAR 2006 at 4:41am |
| Deleted User | Originally Posted By Alpine (13 MAR 2006 6:40pm)
Originally Posted By Mark (13 MAR 2006 6:37pm)
Oooo...you got me there!
And you have the nerve to talk about other people wasting bandwidth!
*cough*
<smirk>
(1,000 ;^)s
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| 15 MAR 2006 at 4:50am |
| Deleted User | Originally Posted By Caroline (13 MAR 2006 9:57pm)
Oh god..... middle of the night sex [s]is[/s] was sooooo nice..... Let me see.... how many [s]years[/s] decades ago did that stop...? Kids, getting old, exhaustion, etc..... it all takes its toll....
It was decades ago when I saw the byline on the cover of my new (and young) wife's copy of Glamour magazine that caused me to pick it up to see what "how to keep your sex life alive!" smut they might be peddling.
It was pretty simple. Even younger people get exhausted during the course of the day when life gets busy (and how often does it not?). Morning-wood isn't always appreciated either, so their answer? Love in the afternoon!
Heck, even if you do get me all "started" late at night, there's no guarantee I can finish the job. (recent girlfriend quote: "that's your problem". Hmmmph.)
So wot say? Why don't we make room for this DURING our day? Why does it always have to be when you wake up or while someone else is trying to get to sleep?
I know, you folks with kids are chuckling... but hey, I think you could find a way if you really wanted to.
Eh?
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| 15 MAR 2006 at 6:29pm |
ShadowWalkerJourneyman
Posts : 997
Joined: 27 JUL 2005
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Not A Speck Of Cereal (15 MAR 2006 4:50am)
So wot say? Why don't we make room for this DURING our day? Why does it always have to be when you wake up or while someone else is trying to get to sleep?
I know, you folks with kids are chuckling... but hey, I think you could find a way if you really wanted to.
Eh?
Hello There!
Well..................... Not A Speck Of Cereal....
We could take a page from Jerry Hall (The one who was stupid enough to think that the two-timing piece of dirt called Mick Jagger would be willing to be loyal to her)
Wherever, whenever they stayed................
Several times a day she would stoop down and perform "oral exercises" [smiley=devil_smiley_grintail.gif]
The man can certainly do the same thing during the day........ [smiley=angel_smiley.gif]
After several bouts of "exercise" throughout the day, the libido should be a "little" reved up for more "intense" exercises!
It worked for Jerry Hall.......FOR YEARS!!!!!!!!
That piece of barf called Mick Jagger stayed with her for a very long time because of this....
But he never really loved her I think.......
Mick Jagger seems only to love himself.......
But if the other person really loves you, or at least cares enough for you.
Such an improptu "performance" could get the ball started.............. [smiley=rolleyes.gif]
What do you think.....
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| 15 MAR 2006 at 11:20pm |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
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Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | Personally, I'd find having to 'perform' like that to keep a man, disgustingly servile. [s]I think[/s] I know I'd prefer a relationship with a more cerebral connection.
Each to their own, but really, was such a life really all that much fun? Was she ever scared to be out of the house too long in case she missed one of her 'exercise times' and he'd work out with someone else, anyone else, the nearest opening he could find?
Frankly Mick Jagger has always repulsed me, physically and in every other way. Gross.
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| 16 MAR 2006 at 5:35am |
| Deleted User | My post wasn't Mick or Jerry specific--I have no idea where that diversion came from.
Shouldn't we all be more successful targeting love in the afternoon, in general?
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| 16 MAR 2006 at 6:22am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
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Status : Offline | Speck
It's a really nice idea - and maybe that why the mediteranean folk have such a long siesta for lunch and then go back to work into the evening. But with our 9-5 mentality it's not really possible is it?
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| 16 MAR 2006 at 6:42am |
MarkGuild Master
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Joined: 10 OCT 2002
Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Caroline (16 MAR 2006 6:22am)
...But with our 9-5 mentality...
Why on *earth* is a "day job" called a "9-to-5" job?
That is such [smiley=bullcrap.gif]!
In Atlanta (and most other places), your job is from *8* to 5. NO ONE works a "9-to-5" job. It doesn't exist (except in that silly Dolly Partin movie of decades ago).
One has to get up at 5:30 AM to get ready and then drive an hour and a half to work in morning rush-hour traffic, and gets out (if one is lucky) at 5:00 PM, and then gets home maybe by 6:30 - if they are lucky.
Big city folks' jobs take 11 to 14 hours out of their 24-hour days.
"9-to-5" job. Bah. Doesn't exist. And never has.
No wonder people here are so sleep-deprived.
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 16 MAR 2006 at 10:10am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
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Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | The business working week in Australia is 37.5 hours. That's 9-5.
I live 10 minutes from the CBD but we have to be out by 8am because the traffic builds enormously after 8.10. My last job was out to the western suburbs so it took me 45 minutes morning and night to travel 15 kilometres simply because of the city traffic. I started off by enjoying the quiet time alone in the car (no kids for a change) but ended by resenting like crazy the dead time sitting at traffic lights.
We get up around 6.45am. Hubby and kids are on the road by 7.50am.
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