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| 14 NOV 2005 at 2:18pm |
MarkGuild Master
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Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Shouldn't the boy be wearing the "Sister For Sale" T-shirt?
For the young lady to wear makes no sense, because if the young man is wearing it, it implies he wants to get rid of his sister.
Favorte slogan? Yeah, but kind of unprintable here. Saw it in Manhattan at a one of those junky shops. It said:
"F--- you, you f---ing f---."
Opted for "Whatever" instead.
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 14 NOV 2005 at 2:22pm |
snowtimeJourneyman
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Joined: 28 JUN 2005
Status : Online | That's what was so funny. Either he had persuaded her to wear it or she just thought it was funny herself (which given that she was about 6 showed quite an advanced sense of humour).
I also quite like one I saw a while ago which said
"o I look like a people person?"
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| 14 NOV 2005 at 2:59pm |
MorgausePrivate Detective
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Status : Online | Or perhaps the girl simply has another sister?
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| 14 NOV 2005 at 3:05pm |
MarkGuild Master
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Joined: 10 OCT 2002
Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Errata (14 NOV 2005 2:59pm)
Or perhaps the girl simply has another sister?
[img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/Mumbles.gif[/img]...this information was not presented in the original post, so go ahead - keep making things up to fit your idea of the story...
[smiley=zombie.gif]
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| 14 NOV 2005 at 3:20pm |
MorgausePrivate Detective
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Joined: 2 SEP 2004
Status : Online | Thanks! All I needed was your authorisation. I sure feel a lot better now.
I guess you may have a point, though; only may, as Snowtime by definition doesn't know everything about said family (how would he know they are sister and brother to begin with?).
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| 14 NOV 2005 at 3:38pm |
Chris.Schattenjger
Posts : 1842
Joined: 8 MAR 2005
Status : Online | I thought we had a new member then, but it turned out that the goddess of confusion is just you, Alneyan :
...not to be confused with Keira Knightley
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| 14 NOV 2005 at 3:38pm |
snowtimeJourneyman
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Joined: 28 JUN 2005
Status : Online | Perhaps they had already sold the other sister and hadn't got round to taking down the sign yet.
[img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/Mumbles.gif[/img] bunch of nitpickers... serves them right if I use their bandwidth...
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| 14 NOV 2005 at 3:50pm |
MissBSchattenjger
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Joined: 15 OCT 2002
Status : Online | It's funny you brought this up. I found my new favorite t-shirt saying and got it in the mail on Saturday. It's brown and says, "My Butt Itches"
[IMG]http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/2205/itchy7dd.gif[/IMG]
It's in the washer right now. It actually started out as a joke when I threatened to buy it and show up at my daughter's high school. Every time I saw it in a catalog, I would laugh. Eventually I decided that anything that made me laugh like that could not be a bad investment.
My name is Bethany and I'm the daughter of Gamergal/Michelle.
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| 14 NOV 2005 at 3:59pm |
MarkGuild Master
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Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Michelle (14 NOV 2005 3:50pm)
...I found my new favorite t-shirt saying and...it says, "My Butt Itches"....
Well, Michelle! Please tell us all about the next Fancy Dress Ball/Black Tie affair where you'll be The Talk of The Town wearing it.
[img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/Mumbles.gif[/img]...Hm. I wonder what would go with it for those "Special" occasions...
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| 14 NOV 2005 at 4:11pm |
Pastor DisasterJourneyman
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Status : Online | Originally Posted By Mark (14 NOV 2005 2:18pm)
Shouldn't the boy be wearing the "Sister For Sale" T-shirt?
For the young lady to wear makes no sense, because if the young man is wearing it, it implies he wants to get rid of his sister.
Actually, it makes perfect sense if she wants to become the sister of someone in a different family instead. It's clever, like a married woman wearing a t-shirt saying, "Take his wife, please!"
Dyslexics wonder why there isn't a word that means the same thing as "cinnamon."
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| 14 NOV 2005 at 4:22pm |
MarkGuild Master
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Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Pastor Disaster (14 NOV 2005 4:10pm)
Actually, it makes perfect sense...
[img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/Mumbles.gif[/img]...to an idiot...
Pastor, are you sure you don't have an alter-ego avatar called Pedagogic Logic somewhere?
Sometimes I worry about you, son.
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| 14 NOV 2005 at 5:32pm |
Pastor DisasterJourneyman
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Joined: 14 DEC 2004
Status : Online | Originally Posted By Mark (14 NOV 2005 4:22pm)
[img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/Mumbles.gif[/img]...to an idiot...
Pastor, are you sure you don't have an alter-ego avatar called Pedagogic Logic somewhere?
Sometimes I worry about you, son.
Personally, I think it's just grits-deficiency. I'm not getting my recommended daily amount!
Dyslexics wonder why there isn't a word that means the same thing as "cinnamon."
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| 14 NOV 2005 at 6:27pm |
Lady KestrelGuild Master
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Joined: 27 SEP 2004
Location: US, NJ
Status : Offline | Well, she's a sister, and she's for sale. If I were selling kumquats, I wouldn't put my Kumquats for Sale sign by the rutabagas, now would I?
Some of my favorites:
"Needs Supervision"
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
"Where am I going and why am I in this hand basket?"
"I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed."
"Where is the fountain that throws up these flowers in a ceaseless outbreak of ecstasy?"
-Rabindranath Tagore
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| 14 NOV 2005 at 6:31pm |
MissBSchattenjger
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Joined: 15 OCT 2002
Status : Online | Originally Posted By Mark (14 NOV 2005 3:59pm)
Well, Michelle! Please tell us all about the next Fancy Dress Ball/Black Tie affair where you'll be The Talk of The Town wearing it.
I'm already the talk of the town because I'm the only one with all of my original teeth, my child doesn't walk around with a Kool Aid moustache, and I wear shoes to the grocery store.
Classy, huh? [smiley=angel_smiley.gif]
My name is Bethany and I'm the daughter of Gamergal/Michelle.
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| 15 NOV 2005 at 4:51am |
| Deleted User | Originally Posted By snowtime (14 NOV 2005 1:45pm)
Anyone out there got a favourite t-shirt slogan?
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"The more hair I lose, the more head I get"
Sorry about that. Again, please feel free to have me sacked.
Woof.
Speck
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| 15 NOV 2005 at 5:50am |
gailSchattenjger
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Status : Offline | [IMG]http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/64/t0jg.jpg[/IMG]
I had to laugh at this one.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!!!
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| 15 NOV 2005 at 4:12pm |
snowtimeJourneyman
Posts : 1014
Joined: 28 JUN 2005
Status : Online | Been nowhere.
Done nothing.
Stole the t-shirt
And in a variation on the cliche "My friend went to London and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"
My friend went to London
and didn't even buy me a t-shirt.
I had to steal this one.
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| 15 NOV 2005 at 5:47pm |
Pastor DisasterJourneyman
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Joined: 14 DEC 2004
Status : Online | T-shirt with a giant arrow pointing to the wearer's head, with the caption, "You're with Stupid."
Dyslexics wonder why there isn't a word that means the same thing as "cinnamon."
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| 15 NOV 2005 at 6:06pm |
Terry PenrodGrand Inquisitor
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Location: US, Texas
Status : Offline | .
Not particularly funny but a sentimental favorite of mine...
My (now ex) wife and I had our second honeymoon in San Francisco followed by a grand tour of the Pacific coast south to Big Sur and Monterey / Carmel, then up through San Jose to the Napa and Sonoma wine country before returning to the city via Marin County. That was during the big restoration of their famous cable car system, so we did a LOT of walking.
On the plane back to Houston, we were both proudly wearing our matching I Climbed San Francisco t-shirts.
Cheers, Terry
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| 15 NOV 2005 at 6:23pm |
TechnoSpikePrivate Detective
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Joined: 26 APR 2005
Location: PT
Status : Offline | The one in a T-shirt a friend got me after she visited Belgium (I think....or was that Switzerland????) : "I would have prefered Chocolates,but T-shirts last longer!"
..... and yes, I'm a Chocolate addicted....
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| 16 NOV 2005 at 1:22pm |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
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Location: AU
Status : Offline | I walked past a lovely busty blonde lass in the supermarket today and she had emblazoned across her chest 'Queen Bitch' She looked so sweet.
Terry
How come you got two honeymoons? I've only ever had one and I've been married 28 years. That's not fair! The first one was a total washout. Rainiest week in Oxford for 27 years - Elvis even died that week! And we didn't get to see the university because it never stopped bloody raining.
By the time the kids grow up and we can have another holiday alone, I think we'll both be past it. I really should have organised my life better than this... :-/
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| 16 NOV 2005 at 4:28pm |
Chris.Schattenjger
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Status : Online | Originally Posted By Caroline, Supreme Goddess (16 NOV 2005 1:21pm)
Rainiest week in Oxford for 27 years - Elvis even died that week!
Did he drown?
...not to be confused with Keira Knightley
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| 16 NOV 2005 at 5:05pm |
snowtimeJourneyman
Posts : 1014
Joined: 28 JUN 2005
Status : Online | Yes, in a combination of cholesterol and prescription drugs.
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| 16 NOV 2005 at 5:32pm |
snowtimeJourneyman
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Joined: 28 JUN 2005
Status : Online | Back to topic:
Objects Under This T-Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear.
I Am a Bomb Technician; If You See Me Running, You Should Keep Up
For Every Action, There Is an Equal and Opposite Government Program
Give a Man a Fish, and He'll Eat for a Day. Teach a Man to Fish, and He'll Sit Around and Drink Beer All Day
Your Village Called; Their Idiot Is Missing
Started Out with Nothing and Still Have Most of It Left
No, I'm Not on Steroids, But Thanks for Asking
Recovering Trailer Trash
I Plan to Go to Heaven, So Why Do I Find Myself in a Handbasket?
So Many Men, So Little Point
If All the World's a Stage and All the Men and Women Merely Players, Where Do Audiences Come From?
I'm So Broke, If You Rob Me, It'll Be for Practice
Since I Gave Up Hope, I Feel Much Better
Warning: Retiree; Knows It All and Has Plenty of Time to Tell You About It!
I Just Got Lost in Thought; It Was Unfamiliar Territory
Those Who Live by the Sword Get Shot by Those Who Don't
They Can Send Me to College But They Can't Make Me Think
This Body Is a Temple; Chocolate Worshipped Daily
Sex Is Like Air; It's Not Important Unless You Aren't Getting Any
Soooo, When's the Wizard Getting Back to You About That Brain?
I Haven't Lost My Mind; It's Backed Up on a Disk Somewhere
Veni, Vidi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping
Smile: It Makes People Wonder What You're Up To
I Got This Shirt When I Turned 40; I HATE This Shirt
Out of Chocolate and I've Got a Gun!
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up
Dyslexics Have More Fnu
Places to Go, People to Annoy
If a Man Speaks in the Forest and There Is No Woman Around to Hear Him Is He Still Wrong?
They Call Me a Feminist Every Time I Say Something That Distinguishes Me From a Doormat
Some Days It Just Doesn't Pay to Chew Through the Leather Restraint Straps
Heck Is Where People Go Who Don't Believe in Gosh
(On the front) I Cannot be Bought
(On the back) Inquire About Leasing
(On the front) I Can Only Be Nice to One Person Today Today Is Not Your Day
(On the back) Tomorrow Doesn't Look Good, Either
All I Ask Is a Chance to Prove That Money Can't Make Me Happy
Five Out of Four People Don't Understand Fractions
Men and Women Are From Earth Deal With It
I Chose the Road Less Traveled Now Where the Heck Am I?
And You're Telling Me This Because...
I'm in Shape Round Is a Shape
I Don't Think Much Therefore, I May Not Be
I Got This T-Shirt for My Husband Pretty Good Trade, Huh?
I Bent the Rules and the Rules Won
I'm Dressed and Out of Bed What More Do You Want?
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