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| 23 JUL 2006 at 3:28am |
ShadowWalkerJourneyman
Posts : 997
Joined: 27 JUL 2005
Status : Offline | Hello There!
A man who had been involved in an automobile accident was brought to the hospital with 3rd degree burns over his lower half of his legs. Seems that he had tried to get out of the wreckage and caught his legs under the car when the car turned over as he was trying to crawl out and the fire from the gas tank burned his calves and feet and top of thighs.
After numerous skin grafts, the surgeon ordered medications for infections, pain plus a massive doze of Viagra for the patient.
The nurse administering the medications to the burned patient called the doctor to please verify the medications. After the doctor doing so, she still had doubts about the Viagra, so she asked the surgeon again why he had ordered Viagra on this case.
The doctor quickly replied....."Oh, that's to keep the bedsheets off his legs!"
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| 12 NOV 2007 at 10:06pm |
| Deleted User | HA HA HA HA
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| 1 APR 2010 at 9:26am |
logonIntergalactic Janitor
Posts : 1
Joined: 1 APR 2010
Status : Online | Originally Posted By ShadowWalker (23 JUL 2006 3:28am)
Hello There!
A man who had been involved in an automobile accident was brought to the hospital with 3rd degree burns over his lower half of his legs. Seems that he had tried to get out of the wreckage and caught his legs under the car when the car turned over as he was trying to crawl out and the fire from the gas tank burned his calves and feet and top of thighs.
After numerous skin grafts, the surgeon ordered medications for infections, pain plus a massive doze of Viagra for the patient.
The nurse administering the medications to the burned patient called the doctor to please verify the medications ccnp After the doctor doing so, she still had doubts about the Viagra, so she asked the surgeon again why he had ordered Viagra on this case.
The doctor quickly replied....."Oh, that's to keep the bedsheets off his legs!"
Its really awesome post.
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| 30 MAR 2011 at 8:33am |
vagabondIntergalactic Janitor
Posts : 17
Joined: 18 MAR 2011
Status : Online | Ok, here's a not so decent one, pardon me if anyone finds it offensive ::
Never confuse viagra with laxatives!
It will make you crap in bed.
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