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11 NOV 2005 at 6:09pm

Siobhan Godess of the Banshees

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Joined: 20 AUG 2005

Status : Online		She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.

She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.

She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.

She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.

She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.

She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.

She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.

She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE



Do not take life too seriously, because in the end, you won't come out alive anyway.

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#2
11 NOV 2005 at 6:26pm

Susan

Guild Master
Guild Master


Posts : 5485
Joined: 13 OCT 2002
Location: 0

Status : Offline		 [smiley=laughing.gif]

I miss my Bubba: 1986 - 2006.


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#3
11 NOV 2005 at 6:32pm

Sandy_Sleuth

Private Detective
Private Detective


Posts : 556
Joined: 22 JUL 2005

Status : Online		[img]http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif[/img] Good ones Siobhan!

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#4
11 NOV 2005 at 11:33pm
Deleted UserAs long as we understand eachother.





#5
12 NOV 2005 at 12:12am

Lady Kestrel

Guild Master
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Posts : 4035
Joined: 27 SEP 2004
Location: US, NJ

Status : Offline		This metabolic underachiever is close to achieving maximum density, which is depressing, so I guess I'll go become chemically inconvenienced which could make me mall dependent or maybe even metallically overburdened, depending on what I buy.  

"Where is the fountain that throws up these flowers in a ceaseless outbreak of ecstasy?"

-Rabindranath Tagore


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