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| 6 NOV 2005 at 5:12am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer


Posts : 16552 Joined: 28 JAN 2007 Location: AU
Status : Offline | Ivinia
Losing a p*ssy cat is a criminal offense in Goddess lore. However, if the said cat decided to lose you and simply moved house, then you're excused punishment. Loss of said cat's company is deemed punishment enough.
If the banging a food tin trick doesn't work I can't help you. It always worked for ours.
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| 6 NOV 2005 at 5:43am |
IviniaGuild Master


Posts : 4459 Joined: 7 JUN 2003 Location: US
Status : Offline | Well, all of the above mentioned techniques work here as well, but no one mentioned the sure fire way to draw them in.
Turn off the lights, then the TV, and go to bed. Within one minute one is balled up by my feet and the other by my stomach...gotta love em'
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| 6 NOV 2005 at 11:58am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer


Posts : 16552 Joined: 28 JAN 2007 Location: AU
Status : Offline | No room for a woman in that bed!
No need for one either - you're probably warm enough.
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| 6 NOV 2005 at 1:49pm |
CarolineJA+ Overseer


Posts : 16552 Joined: 28 JAN 2007 Location: AU
Status : Offline | I see that Siobhan is now the Goddess of Mermaids. This is what I call tertiary Goddessing.... multi-tasking, taking on a varied portfolio and reinventing herself at whim. This is the way to do it.
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| 7 NOV 2005 at 5:54pm |
snowtimeJourneyman


Posts : 1014 Joined: 28 JUN 2005
Status : Online | Being a god isn't as exciting as you would think.
I prefer being a snowflake.
*
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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| 9 NOV 2005 at 11:12pm |
CarolineJA+ Overseer


Posts : 16552 Joined: 28 JAN 2007 Location: AU
Status : Offline | Well your wish is granted Snowtime. However being a Goddess is for some, a life long condition.
And we have another goddess among us.
Welcome to Eva, the Goddess of Earthly Pleasures (and Heavenly Delights) who owing to a dodgy internet connection may not be spending as much time with us as we'd like.
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| 15 NOV 2005 at 3:35pm |
EvaGuild Master


Posts : 3247 Joined: 5 NOV 2002
Status : Offline | Well, better late than never, right? Just to let you guys know I'm still watching whenever I get the chance, so keep up the worship!
:-*
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| 15 NOV 2005 at 3:54pm |
Chris.Schattenjger


Posts : 1842 Joined: 8 MAR 2005
Status : Online | Eva?! I haven't seen you around forever!
...not to be confused with Keira Knightley
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| 15 NOV 2005 at 5:37pm |
Pastor DisasterJourneyman


Posts : 1056 Joined: 14 DEC 2004
Status : Online | Well, it's nice to know some of us high school dropouts finally get our GED.
Dyslexics wonder why there isn't a word that means the same thing as "cinnamon."
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| 15 NOV 2005 at 6:08pm |
Chris.Schattenjger


Posts : 1842 Joined: 8 MAR 2005
Status : Online | ???
...not to be confused with Keira Knightley
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| 15 NOV 2005 at 6:38pm |
gailSchattenjger


Posts : 1659 Joined: 19 JAN 2004
Status : Offline | The GED is a test that high-school drop outs can take to get their High School Equivalency Diploma in the US.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!!!
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| 15 NOV 2005 at 6:59pm |
Chris.Schattenjger


Posts : 1842 Joined: 8 MAR 2005
Status : Online | But why did he say that?
...not to be confused with Keira Knightley
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| 15 NOV 2005 at 7:09pm |
Little Blue FaceIntergalactic Janitor


Posts : 14 Joined: 13 NOV 2005
Status : Online | I dunno - maybe he wants to chat me up?
what on earth makes you think that's a good idea?
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| 15 NOV 2005 at 8:55pm |
gailSchattenjger


Posts : 1659 Joined: 19 JAN 2004
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By chris156 (15 NOV 2005 6:59pm) But why did he say that? He was talking about a different GED: Goddess of Earthly Delights.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!!!
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| 15 NOV 2005 at 9:52pm |
Pastor DisasterJourneyman


Posts : 1056 Joined: 14 DEC 2004
Status : Online | Sorry about that. Sometimes my humor is like a bad adventure game--the verbal equivalent of pixel-hunting. I was going to leave some clues about it, but Gail just posted the "walkthrough."
Dyslexics wonder why there isn't a word that means the same thing as "cinnamon."
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| 15 NOV 2005 at 10:41pm |
Chris.Schattenjger


Posts : 1842 Joined: 8 MAR 2005
Status : Online | That was an Orion Conspiracy of a joke, PD.
...not to be confused with Keira Knightley
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| 16 NOV 2005 at 2:26am |
gailSchattenjger


Posts : 1659 Joined: 19 JAN 2004
Status : Offline | Sorry about the spoiler(s), PD.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!!!
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| 18 NOV 2005 at 1:41pm |
EvaGuild Master


Posts : 3247 Joined: 5 NOV 2002
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By chris156 (15 NOV 2005 3:54pm) Eva?! I haven't seen you around forever! Who's Eva?
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| 18 NOV 2005 at 1:56pm |
Chris.Schattenjger


Posts : 1842 Joined: 8 MAR 2005
Status : Online | Ok then...
Your Goddess-ness?! I haven't seen you around forever!
...not to be confused with Keira Knightley
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