Look at the picture to see how to do it and survive:
| They ask why
I've lived here so long; Her heart must long for somewhere. They ask if one will find me, Alone and in need of care. |
I need a man,
not a cowboy, Gentleman through to his core. A fellow who'll bow to my curtsey; Sweet, strong and never a bore. |
| Even if
someone is out there, Willing to take me away. My heart knows well where it must be - Here I insist I'll stay. |
What's so
great with men anyhow, Aside from five minutes a day? He's never around when you need one, And he won't come when you say. |
| Shove off you
cads, jerks and suitors; I'll be quite fine on my own. Try your next hand at a new round; With me your chances have flown. |
If that's
someone's idea of love, I've got something to tell them: "They can take all their romantics And stick 'em up the world of men!" Back |